A Star is Born

So who besides me checked out the premiere of Rock of Love starring Poison's Bret Michaels on VH1 last night?

You MUST, especially if you enjoyed Flavor of Love. This show has everything FoL had. 80's has-been bachelor? Check. Scary hoes? Check. Busted weaves? Double check! - Bret gets in on that one too! (not entering Bret's room unannounced is actually a rule! I think we all know why.) Oh and some girl even inherited Hottie's bicycle bell blink sound effect! It just doesn't get any better than this y'all!

The standout trainwreck ho so far is Tiffany (I mean, duh? Her name is Tiffany ) who, if you ever wondered what Ginger Spice would look like in 30 years if she kept the 1997 hair and clothes and adopted a daily regimen of drinking a 1.75 liter of cheap vodka and smoking three packs, ponder no longer!

So first Tiffany is kicked out along with four other wannabe groupies before even setting a hooker heel into the mansion. But then, in pure allegedly unscripted reality television fashion, bangs on the door and demands to be given a chance to screw Bret and possibly get her own spin-off show. So the bodyguard lets her back in. Of course she then proceeds to get wasted, make an ass out of herself, piss everyone off, all the while spouting off nonsensical babble that even Paula Abdul wouldn't understand (which is skillfully captioned for us by the those jokers in the control room). So come elimination time (btw- I totally called the backstage pass thing. Next I call Rock of Love: Charm School with Tawny Kitaen ) what happens? Surely she's blown her chance and will be sent home for certain? Nope, they keep her of course!! They don't even try to lie about why. Bret explains "You're entertaining." Awesome.

For a complete and fabulous recap, check this blog out:

I love you VH1!