Olly out?

So it looks like Ryan Seacrest has a new bear--uh, girlfriend. He was spotted out having dinner at Ago last night with model/singer/actress/ex-Benji Madden fiancee Sophie Monk. The two were introduced by a mutual friend who said, "Sophie's got a great sense of humor. She's really goofy and sweet, a down-to-earth gal." Well the sense of humor part's gotta be true. Ironically, Sophie was discovered on the Australian version of "American Idol" called "Pop Stars." Sorry Holly. Or Molly. Looks like you're out of a job!

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Paris has seen the light ! (and it's not a camera flashbulb either!)

Well we know she's grateful for Valtrax

Paris Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show from prison claiming to be a changed woman.

"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food,. You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it. Frankly [I'm] sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way."

She also discussed the hardships of prison life. "I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won't even let me do that. That's how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I'm not a criminal, I'm not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It's hard but I'm stronger everyday. I just can't wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted and never really thought much about."

Hey she's trying right? Good for her! So just for that I've decided to help her out with a list so she could get started on her newfound appreciation.

Some of the things Paris took for granted and never really thought much about:

• undergarments
• night vision
• kegel exercises (her shit is droopier than this guy)
  
• racial slurs
  
• cell phone security settings
  
• the inhabitants of the city in France
  
• the fact that animals, especially wild ones, are not accessories (sorry, I'm on a total animal rights kick today)
  
• sexual etiquette (answering a cellphone during sex is the equivalent of farting at the dinner table)
  
• Britney Spears' mental health

Add your own!

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Seacrest Out-raged

It's a battle of the bitches!! Ryan Seacrest is flippin mad at Angelina Jolie for acting like a complete asshat during a red carpet interview Monday at the Golden Globes.

On Ryan's radio show Wednesday morning he said “I asked her four questions and she didn’t even answer me. I literally stood there and tried to ask a couple of questions. At one point I just kind of let the E! microphone sit in front of her for a second to see if she was going to acknowledge it, and she clearly wanted nothing to do with me or my question or my answer or any of it.”

He did say about Pitt, “Brad was fantastic.”

His on-air cohost Ellen K then rebutted, "Well, she has said that she finds all these award shows a waste of time and money."

Seacrest angrily responded, "Well then don’t go. Don’t go. Don’t go support your man. Don’t go."

He's a complete egomaniac and I hate him for getting Kathy Griffin fired from E! but I'm Team Seacrest all the way on this one. I think it's awesome that someone finally has the balls to call out Saint Angelina.

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