Marilyn Manson on Firecrotch

God, I am so sick of this asshat! Nobody's talking about him, so he jumped on the Lindsay hoopla bandwagon, set up his tripod in front of his living room curtains, and filmed this video of himself talking about one time he hung out with Lindsay. He claims he was a gentleman when she undressed in front of him and "averted his gaze" from the firecrotch. Well duh! Lindsay's way too old for him!

Asshat of the Week

We haven't had an Asshat of the Week in quite some time so I'd like to bestow the honor on Mr. I Love Jailbait, Marilyn Manson!

Marilyn hasn't been relevant or shocking for years (or maybe, ever) but he manages to keep his name in the news, lately mostly by the leaving his wife for a 19 year old and then possibly having actual sex in his latest video. Ooh, shocking! But his old standby is opening his mouth and letting the verbal diarrhea sputter out.

So here's what he had to say in a recent interview with U.K.'s The Observer when asked if he has blamed for the Virgina Tech shooting:

"Not as far as I know. But I wouldn't be surprised if I was blamed. You know, it all seems very manufactured to me. . . in the way that there's candlelight vigils, but I haven't seen anyone crying. Not one single person crying. Someone said to me yesterday: I'm sure you're full of mixed emotions. And I'm not, really. I don't really care. I don't know anyone involved in it. If you lose emotion, and you gain it back, you realise that hate and love are very important to distribute properly. So I'm not going to waste any kind of emotion on things that aren't related to me. It doesn't mean that you have to be insensitive or cold, or have no sort of empathy. It just means that when you do have an emotion, make it extreme."


You know what happened here right? He's pissed that he wasn't blamed so he said this to create the controversy that he didn't get. Fucking asshat. If he really didn't care he would just keep his mouth shut and not feel the need to go on and on about how he didn't care. He thinks he's so intelligent too. UGH!

So anyway, congrats Marilyn. I'm sure you'll celebrate by snorting some coke off your underage girlfriend's ass.

PS - Speaking of asses, Slayer is gonna blow your pale one off the stage SO bad on the tour this summer.

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You mean she fucked that for free?

Dita Von Teese is upset about rumors that she only married Marilyn Manson for his money. She insists she is not a goldigger (Now, I ain't saying she's one) and recently said, "I guess the most insulting thing I've read is that I married for money because I didn't. Didn't make a dime. Didn't plan to. Didn't want to."

I'm surprised people are saying that. This is one case where I wouldn't think anyone would hold it against her if she did.

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Gross couple alert

PEOPLE is reporting that Marilyn Manson is dating Evan Rachel Wood and that the relationship was a factor in Manson's recent split with Dita Von Teese. He's 38 and she's 19. I can't think of anything clever to say so just eewwwww.

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