Showing posts with label divorce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label divorce. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Guy got off easy!



A Kabbalah insider told TMZ today that the religion teaches,"If a couple has done the spiritual work to earn their soul mate and their current partner is not their soul mate, then universal law says they must split and only two choices remain: divorce or die."

That's some serious shit right there! The source also added that Kabbalah doesn't look down on divorce "because it creates an opening for the other to be with the one they are supposed to be with."

You know, this sounds a lot like that episode of 90210 where that dumbass Kelly got sucked into that cult and Professor Finley told her that Dylan, not Brandon, was her soulmate to try to get her to break up with Brandon because he was a "negator". But it turned out Professor Finley only said that because Dylan had more money.

In other news, A-Rod's contract is 275 million dollars.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Madonna: 1, Guy: 0

(This is a photo of Madonna and Guy's son Rocco)

It's already gettin' messy!

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Awkward!

A-Rod was spotted with his ex Cynthia (I know, I thought it was Madonna too) in Miami this weekend.



A-Rod is thinking:

A)
"Oh shit, Like a Virgin. Do I change the station?"

B) "Did I bring enough Kabbalah water?"

C) "Tree, tree, tree, TREEEEE!!"


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Thursday, July 3, 2008

SPLIT



There may have been something to those Madonna rumors after all. The New York Daily News has reported that Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia have officially have split.

The anonymous source said A-Rod and Cynthia have been having``problems'' for about three months.

Yesterday there were rumors that Cynthia was on a romantic getaway with Lenny Kravitz (who also share the same manager as A-Rod and Madonna) but her mother denied that rumor:
``She is not! I know that.''

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

This proves the rumors are false!!!

"Would you please stop hi-fiving people in Yankees caps?"

Madonna and Guy Ritchie had a nice normal dinner together in New York's Cesca restaurant last night and even held hands! Wow!! Way to prove everybody wrong!! See people, they are FINE!

A diner at the restaurant said they looked
"like a normal couple that just wanted to have a nice dinner out. They looked very unassuming. Not like they were looking for attention. Everyone was whispering and saying, 'Wow, that was Madonna. She is supposed to be separating from her husband. I can't believe she is here.'"

Ok, this source is obviously a tourist because no way in hell would a real New Yorker be that naive.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Denial ain't just a river in Malawi


There have recently been rumors that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are headed for divorce and that Madonna has hired Heather Mills' attorney.

Now Madonna's PR rep has said that the reports are “completely untrue” and the couple are still together.

Yeah, and the couple is also working on Swept Away 2.

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

NOOOO!


This one makes me really sad if it's true. It just sucks to hear this stuff about certain people.

Bill Murray's wife, Jennifer, has filed for divorce and claims some of the reasons are because he is a sex and drug addict who cheated on and physically abused her. Court docs claim Bill "hit his wife in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her' " Jennifer has also requested a restraining order.

They did have a pre-nup for $7 million and she also has asked the court to determine if it is valid. She will make out pretty well if it is.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Mutt's a dog


Last week it was announced that the 14 year marriage of Shania Twain and music producer Robert "Mutt" Langea was over due to the couple's "growing apart" (Mutt's words), but now it sources tell PEOPLE that it's due to the old sleeping with the secretary cliche.

Mutt's longtime secretary and manager of Mutt and Shania's home in Switzerland, Marie Ann ThiƩbaud is the woman in question. A source said, "Mutt and Marie Ann left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship."

Mutt denies the claim and told PEOPLE it that was not the reason for the split. He also denied having a relationship with ThiƩbaud: "I'm not, no," he said. It's not true." Which of course means it is.

Shania, meanwhile is "devastated" and spending time with friends and family.


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Friday, May 9, 2008

Another day, another celebrity split



Liv Tyler's rep has confirmed to PEOPLE that Liv and her husband of five years, Royston Langdon (that guy from some band she had a kid with), have split. There was some speculation earlier this week when Liv was photographed not wearing her wedding ring.

Her rep issued the following statement:
"Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."

I wonder if Rex Manning is still available.


VIDEO FLASHBACK TIME!!!



I love the scenes where Steve Tyler performing on stage is intercut with Liv stripping on stage. So touching!

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Dating Pool is polluted again!

Johnny Knoxville and his wife of eleven years, Melanie Lynn, are officially over. The couple have a daughter together (both asked for joint custody) and have yet to settle division of assets. (Word is, he's hoping to get the rocket-powered shopping cart and the shockwave nippleclamps) They cited the old stand-by: "irreconcilable differences. Boring. And everyone knows that translates into Johnny (real name Philip John CLAPP--for real!) whoring around with numerous hos including Jessica Simpson--allegedly.

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FRAUD!!! That's the reason Pam and Rick's marriage was annulled today. Originally, Pam filed for a divorce, but later changed to an annulment, citing fraud.

TMZ reports the reason for the fraud claim is that Pam promised Rick that they would have children together. They mantain that Pam was pregnant at the time they separated, but soon after, for whatever reason, the pregnancy ended. Then the both Pam and Rick filed annulment papers. (click the picture above to view the court documents)


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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Can't say we didn't see this one coming

PEOPLE just broke news that Pink and husband Cary Hart have ended their two-year marriage.

Pink's publicist has confirmed the split:
"Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger."

Why do they always say that? No one believes that shit about a couple remaining friends after they split, do they? Didn't they say that when Paul and Heather split too?

No further word about the split has come out. (See what I did there?)


Monday, February 11, 2008

The Wannabe Pam and Tommy: Legally Over




The divorce of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler has been finalized.

Why did I think these two were back together?

Whatever.

Who really cares anyway?



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Friday, January 4, 2008

Pam and Rick - Off again!


Although they claimed to be working things out, Pamela Anderson's lawyer has taken the divorce proceedings to the next stage. On December 28th, Pam's attorney filed a proof of service of summons in Los Angeles Superior Court. This is a document that proves that Rick was served with divorce papers on December 15th. He has 30 days to file a response.

Say it ain't so!!!

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Monday, November 12, 2007

More Crazy Celebrity Divorce Hijincks



Former Baywatch babe Donna D'Errico collapsed in the restroom of a Los Angeles courtroom on Friday after complaining of breathing problems. This happened in the middle of court proceedings to determine how assets should be divided in her divorce from Nikki "I died" Sixx of Motley Crue.

Donna requested the hearing be delayed Thursday, the day before she collapsed, citing her health condition and also because she doesn't have a lawyer (HUH?! You crazy?). The judge denied the request and forced Donna to represent herself Thursday and Friday.

Sources say that her voice was so hoarse that she was barely audible in court.

Paramedics were called after Donna's collapse and she was able to walk out unassisted. Donna is going with the Marie Osmond explanation that her breathing issues were related to asthmatic bronchitis aggravated by recent wildfires near her home.

Meanwhile Nikki has had his friends spy on Donna and testify in court that they have seen her out and about at such places as a church, a restaurant, and a sporting goods store. They also spotted her walk up a long stairway at a beach. I guess this is because he thinks she's lying about being sick?? Church? THAT BITCH!

On the fainting incident Nikki said, "She fainted, so what? Did she overdose and die and come back? No? Well I did. So there."

Nikki is also considering writing a book and accompanying soundtrack about the divorce trial titled "The Gold-digging Bitch Diaries."


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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Those Crazy McCartneys!




Paul McCartney has a new woman in his life to comfort him through his awesomely messy divorce battle with Heather Mills. Her name Nancy Shevell and she's got it all: looks, money, two legs, and a HUSBAND!

Nancy, 47, is the wife of Bruce Blakeman, a commissioner of the New York Port Authority and a partner in a top New York law firm. Nancy has her own money though, she is the vice president of her family’s successful transport firm. Nancy and Bruce have been married for 23 years and have a teenage son named Arlen. They are also supporters of George Bush and contributed to his presidential campaign in 2004. Oh Paul!

Nancy has recently dropped her husband's last name, Blakeman, and is now going by Nancy Shevell.

Paul and Nancy were spotted strolling arm-in-arm and kissing in the Hamptons recently. Sources say they were routinely spotted dining at area restaurants and at each other's mansions.



Meanwhile, Heather Mills is still bringing the crazy to anyone that will listen to her.

Accusing Paul of being a tightwad:
“This is a man that hangs on to his money. He wouldn’t be as rich if he didn’t. Who needs that kind of money?”

On not wanting any money from Paul: “When I left I said ‘I don’t want a penny, all I want is for you to protect me. I want my reputation, so I can carry on my work with the charity."

On being gagged (not really, but we can dream?):“He wants me to be gagged and they won’t give me a divorce until I’m gagged. So I’m waiting for the two-year separation. If I wanted to speak before this, I would have spoken by now. He forced me into a corner. It’s not about wanting to speak, it’s about having the right to protect myself and my daughter."

On the non-existant prenup: "I offered a prenup. Paul refused, saying it isn’t romantic. I offered to walk away with nothing if he protected me.”

So this is about protection, not money? If she didn't demand any money and just left the relationship, why would she need to worry about her reputation? And what does she mean by protection? Does she want a bodyguard? Does she want condoms? Is protection another word for something in England, you know, like lift? And Paul is cheap. But it's not about money, it's about protection.


My head hurts. She's as batshit as Britney. They should lock them up in a looneybin together and make a reality show out of it called Crazy Bitches. They could even use the Buckcherry song as the theme song.

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But wait, there's more!

Paul's daughter, fashion designer and Heather-hater Stella McCartney is creating a stir after revealing her latest design : a silver leg pendant to honor her soon to be ex-stepmum.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "She unveiled it to fashion industry insiders in Paris last month. A lot of people thought it was really edgy while others secretly thought it was out of order. It's such an obvious dig at Heather. It will cause a stir when it goes on sale."

Heather has not commented on whether this is the first piece in a jewelery collection featuring celebrity dismembered body parts. I hope it is, I want a Rick Allen arm necklace, a Michael Jackson nose charm bracelet and the Star Jones complete set of silver fat cells!

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Nasty Divorce Alert




Anne Heche's estranged husband Coley Laffoon filed court papers earlier this month seeking joint custody of their 5 year old son Homer. In the papers, Coley claims that Anne isn't psychologically capable of caring for their son. (Is he for real? We're talking about Celestia here)

Among examples or Anne's "bizarre and delusional behavior" and "poor parenting skills": she once didn't put Homer in a car seat, she often cusses in front of the child, and packed school lunches that Homer "did not like." (that part was suspiciously written in crayon)

Laffoon thinks he is much better suited as a parent because of his prior experience as a nanny and summer camp counselor and is also seeking for $33,000 a month in spousal support.

When reached for comment, Anne responded to claims with "ah ka fota tuna dunna!"


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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

You mean she fucked that for free?


Dita Von Teese is upset about rumors that she only married Marilyn Manson for his money. She insists she is not a goldigger (Now, I ain't saying she's one) and recently said, "I guess the most insulting thing I've read is that I married for money because I didn't. Didn't make a dime. Didn't plan to. Didn't want to."

I'm surprised people are saying that. This is one case where I wouldn't think anyone would hold it against her if she did.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Broken Bonaduce


TMZ
is reporting that Gretchen Bonaduce has begun divorce proceedings against Danny.

Danny told TMZ, "Yes, this is happening. I don't want a divorce. This sucks ass."

Isn't this like the forth or fifth time she's left him? I bet she doesn't go through with it. She should, but she probably won't.

I can just see the previews for the next season of Breaking Bonaduce.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Britney's lawyer's gonna be in high-demand!



The Britney/K-Fed divorce settlement has been reached.

Brit and K-Fed worked out the deal with their attorneys over a five hour meeting yesterday.

Sources told TMZ that K-Fed will get about 1 million. He also gets to keep the $35.78 royalties from "Playing With Fire." The ex-couple will have joint custody of their two children.

Congrats Britney! Red Bulls all around!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Till Divorce Do Us Part

Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra are officially single again. Their divorce was finalized yesterday in Los Angeles. They will split their eyeliner and other assets according to a premarital agreement. They will also both waive spousal support. Boo!!! This is way too amicable!! Where's the insults? Where's the accusations? Where's the dirt? Where's the interviews to Entertainment Tonight? Where's the damn beef? (Close your shirt Dave, I wasn't talking about you!)

Oh well, best of luck to them both. Hey Carmen, I dig guys in makeup too, but maybe try someone who wears less than you this time.


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