Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil is going back to the slammer.
Blake's lawyer confirmed the news to PEOPLE today, but did not say why, though rumor is it's because Blake failed a drug test. Shocking!
Blake, who was sentenced for 27 months on assault charges, had been released early to rehab, but since he has been recalled, he now must serve the remainder of his sentence behind bars. That means he'll be locked up until 2010.
Last night, Blake allegedly ran away from rehab to visit Amy, who is currently in (another) rehab facility. He reportedly begged Amy to forgive him.(for getting her hooked on drugs?)
No word on Amy's response, but when reached for comment on Blake's reincarceration, she said "BLLLLLAAAAAAAKEEEE!"
Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital after fainting in her London home earlier today. She reportedly fainted after she went outside to sign autographs for fans that were waiting outside her home and discovered they were gone.
Her spokesperson told PEOPLE that Amy "quickly recovered" and needed her manager's assistant "to stop her falling" in her home. He said, "She's fine. It was a brief thing and they took her in as a precaution. Her Dad drove her to a private hospital, but they're unsure what caused it so aren't taking any chances."
Doctors do not know what caused Amy's fainting spell.
It's a medical mystery!!! What could have caused a healthy young woman like Amy to pass out? Somebody get Dr. House on a plane to London!!!!
A man is claiming that Amy Winehouse assaulted him early Wednesday morning and British police are investigating.
"Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23," says a Metropolitan Police spokesman. "A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue."
The man claims the Amy headbutted him when he tried to hail her a taxi outside a London club. The nerve of that guy!! He totally had it coming!
But this wasn't the first guy Amy beat up that night. According to the Sun , earlier that evening, a 27 year old man named Mustapha el Mournmi (say that 3 times fast) wouldn't get out of her way at a pool table so Amy did the only logical thing. She gave the jerk a bruised eye and a swollen lip. Mustapha told the Sun: “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back — she’s a woman.”
After that Amy went home, then back out to another bar at 2am where an onlooker said, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables." The source added the Amy was yelling "I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”
Then the legend reportedly made out with some mystery guy and then left at 2.45am. That when that son of a bitch tried to hail the cab.
If that wasn't enough, then a lamppost started shit with her and she kicked it's ass too:
Well, it was inevitable, Scott Weiland is out of Velvet Revolver!
The following official statement was released on the band's website:
'Velvet Revolver founding members Slash, Duff McKagan, Matt Sorum and Dave Kushner announced today that they are parting ways with singer Scott Weiland. "This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn't 100% committed to either,” said Slash. "Among other things, his increasingly erratic on-stage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on." '
The press release announcing the split was issued while the band was still on stage, playing their final performance ever with Weiland in Amsterdam! Scott did not respond until this morning, when he sent the following email to MTV:
"After reading the comment by Duff, Matt, Dave and the illustrious 'Guitar Hero,' Saul Hudson, a.k.a. Slash, I find it humorous that the so-called four 'founding members' of Velvet Revolver, better known to themselves as 'the Project' before I officially named the band, would decide to move on without me after I had already claimed the group dead in the water on March 20 in Glasgow.
In response to Slash's comment regarding my commitment [to the band], I have to say it is a blatant and tired excuse to cover up the truth. The truth of the matter is that the band had not gotten along on multiple levels for some time. On a musical level, there were moments of joy, inspiration, fun ... at times. But let's not forget the multiple trips to rehab every member of the band had taken (with the exception of one member — no need to mention his name).
Personally speaking, I choose to look forward to the future and performing with a group of friends I have known my entire life, people who have always had my back," Weiland continued. "This also speaks to my commitment to my music and my fellow bandmates in [Stone Temple Pilots] and to the fans who I feel would much rather watch a group of musicians who enjoy being together as opposed to a handful of discontents who at one time used to call themselves a gang."
Scott wrapped up the email with "Good hunting, lads — I think Sebastian Bach would be a fantastic choice."
Not a bad suggestion, but of course they'd have to change their name to SAVAGE ANIMAL!!!!
I'd also like to point out that it's pretty funny that Scott said he wants to "look toward the future" when in actuality he's just attempting to relive the past by reuniting with STP.
Whatev. I'm sure the rest of the band is relieved they don't have to watch his lame Mick Jagger impression every night anymore.
Amy Winehouse has gone back to her signature 'do. Thank god!! It's like when Julia Roberts went back to the curly red hair for My Best Friends's Wedding!
In not-so-good Winehouse news, there is a video circulating of Amy smoking crack. You can watch it here.
The National Enquirer is reporting that on the same day Mischa Barton was arrested for driving under the influence (December 27th), her younger sister Hania (who you may remember from the photo below) suffered a drug overdose!
According to the source, Hania was rushed to Cedar's Sinai Medical Center suffering "convulsions." "The family bodyguard found her obviously overdosed on drugs, called her mother, and then rushed Hania to the emergency room. It was a suicide attempt, and by the time she got to hospital, Hania was absolutely hysterical."
Hania was treated for six hours and discharged at her insistence.
All these whacked sisters are actually managing to make the Olsen's look like nice, normal girls!
Britney Spears, come on down!! You just failed your court-appointed drug test!
Which means, it's time to play Pick A Drug To Blame Your "False-Positive" On!
Britney: "Let's go with Provigil. I take it for my narcolepsy." EEENNNTTTT!!!
Bob: "I'm sorry Britney, but that drug would not show up on a court-ordered drug test."
Britney: "Shit. Ok, how about Albuterol? I take that for my...um....my......."
Lawyer: "Asthma moron."
Britney: "Asthma moron."
Bob: "Are you calling me a moron young lady?"
Britney: "No Mr. Barker, my lawyer is."
Bob: "Can we just see the answer please?" ENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Bob: "I'm sorry but that is wrong also. Albuterol is not an amphetamine and your failllll---um, false positive was caused by an amphetamine. You have one more chance to choose your defense."
Britney: "OOHH Cheetos are up there, can I have those?"
Lawyer: "No! Adderall."
Britney: "I mean Adderall."
Bob: "Wait, so you have ADD now in addition to narcolepsy and asthma?"
Britney: "No silly, that's what my lawyer is saying to cover up the speed!"
Lawyer: "I quit."
Bob: "Let's see how you did Britney. Adderall is.............." DING DING DING!!!
Bob: "CORRECT! Congratulations Britney, you have won the ADD medication defense to use in court tomorrow!"
Pete Doherty is dancing with Mr. Brownstone again. UK's The Sun has cameraphone video and photos of Pete shooting up heroin in his home hours after he claimed to be clean at at the MTV European Music Awards in Germany. The paper is also calling for his arrest. (Why? Then they won't have anything to write about.) No word on whether the cameraphone user was the same person that took those pics of Kate Moss doing coke last year.
You can check out the video and photos here if you really want to. All joking aside, it's actually really sad to look at. This guy's gonna die in 2008, I guarantee it.
Oh happy day!! Pete Doherty has reportedly split from fiancee Irina Lazareanu. Apparently, Pete felt "smothered" and was high out of his mind when he proposed.
A source told The Sun, "He got engaged in a moment of madness when he was off his head before he checked into rehab. Pete's been questioning his sanity ever since. He liked Irina but admits the only reason he got together with her was on the rebound from Kate."
The source added that Iraina was a bit of a Yoko, "Irina turned up in Somerset at the weekend on the set of the video for Babyshambles' new single You Talk. She was always telling Pete what to do and where to go, and in the end he had to tell her it was over. Everyone's happy she's gone - it wasn't doing anything for band relations."
In a match made in junkie heaven, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have collaborated on a new trackmark--err, I mean track!! Pete's band Babyshambles' guitarist Mik Whitnall has revealed that Amy recorded with the band last week. The name of the rumored song is 1939 Returning.
Pete previously discussed the potential duet in an in an interview that will be aired tonight on XFM. On the trackmarr---TRACK with Amy, he said "I'm going to try and get Miss Winehouse to help me with it hopefully." Amy's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was sitting on the interview and corrected Pete by saying "Mrs!"
Oh Blake, back off, can't you see these two were meant to be!
By the way Pete is still claiming to be sober. I know!!
Pete Dohery says he has kicked his drug habit and will tour only alcohol-free venues to celebrate.
Petey claims he has been sober for two months and has requested that the venues his band, The Babyshambles, play do not serve alcohol. The tour will kick off in a juice bar in London on October 21st.
A source told the Sun, "Pete came up with the new idea. He feels like a new man. It'll be a challenge for him to go on tour without drugs. Everyone expects him to fall back into it but he's confident he can keep in the straight and narrow." Ok, I shouldn't make a joke out of this if he really did get his life together.
BUT COME ON!! It's PETE DOHERTY! I wonder which will last longer - Pete's Juice Tour or Pam and Rick's marriage. Your call!
This is almost as bad as that public service message with the lady that started out pretty and got uglier and uglier and took her teeth out at the end.
TMZ reports that Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London Hospital this morning and treated for..say it with me: exhaustion. She has been told to take "a rest" and all of her upcoming concerts have been canceled. I'm shocked! She seemed so healthy not to mentionshe's sooooooooo talented. (you can't see but I'm rolling my eyes and making the jerking off hand gesture as I say that)
Can I just rant for a minute here? We joke about this stuff all the time and laugh at trainwrecks like Britney, Lindsay, and Amy but I'm really getting bored with these fucking spoiled brats messing up their lives up. Then people say things like "I'm so worried about {insert random spoiled asshat} " Well you know what? I'm not worried. I'm just bored. Throw your lives away morons!
Can somebody please do something other than go to rehab, crash a car, or get pregnant?
