Zoltar is two-for-two!

Ok, I will admit it was Zoltar again who told me that Courtney Love's offer to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol was the result of a prankcall.


Nigel Lythgoe said in a statement yesterday:
"I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them."

After learning of Lythgoe's denial on Wednesday, Love told Us Weekly it was possible she was duped by a prank caller.

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Here's what the ever eloquent Courtney had to say on her website:

" This kerfuffle is NONSENSE, i said to a friend who obviously passed igt on the wrong way that it was awierdly brilliant PRANK CALL, if it was NOT a prank call i woul dnever ever do that, ive never watche dthat show except once with my daughter i went to the final night, I couldnt even get ON that show nor would i wantt o and no offense to anyone who has been on that show and wantsto be on that show- i have no interest at this point in my life, im interested in putting this record out- doing films and doiung rock shows this summer and being on the road, and thats what i shall do. US misrepresented and misquoted me and nothing i said was ever meant for any publication. I didnt kn ow it wa sgoing to be a big deal but then again ive been very busy and id ont exactly pay attention to pop culture and id ont read tabloids and idont have a google alert i find lofe fAr easier without those things, good reviews are great biut baqd ones suck and its best to nopt read them at all, i like how Ben Kingsley hasnt readhis own press in 2w0 some years, and i aspire to that- last time i read my press was a Brit piece that had me in bed for three dayus and is wor eoff reading my own press after that, of ocuerse i needmy publicist to tell me who to speak to and who nit to but my days of speaking directly to editors etc are behind me- i was followed by paparazzi all day today and have had to get armed security for the evening so we can have some privacy die to that dumb piece wich is ourt of prder an dout of context its TOTALLY RANDOM "


"I see she is a Lindsay Lohan School of Writing graduate!" - Asshat Hollywood Correspondant Yardy.

I Totally Called It!

Last week, I posted that Hilary Duff was on the verge of taking a dip in the drunken skanky waters now that she's "free."

Guess what? She recently got wasted at everyone's favorite hangout Hyde.

Here's the report from UsWeekly:

' Hilary Duff was far from her usual goody-two-shoes self on January 25 when she and older sister Haylie showed up at L.A. club Hyde with a huge entourage.

Our Usmagazine.com tattler tells us that Hilary -- who has been single since splitting in November from Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden (he's currently dating Nicole Richie) -- arrived arm-in-arm with her sis' a little after 11 p.m., looking tipsy. Hilary, 19, soon was teetering over to the women’s restroom with one of her girlfriends and a "flamboyant" male friend. “It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.”

The sisters continued to party Paris Hilton-style throughout the night at a VIP table, where our source says they were “all over” their two man-dates. Haylie 21, whispered in the ear of her 30-ish-year-old date while kissing his neck. Hilary perched on her date’s lap, laughing and flirting with her own older man. Says the source: “When I’ve seen Hilary out in the past, she has been relatively composed, but tonight she was acting pretty wild.” '


I have to admit, I had a little help from my buddy Zoltar on this one. So Zoltar, what do you predict next for Hil?



ZOLTAR SAYS: "CROTCHSHOTS BY NEXT FRIDAY."