And then a hero comes along....

Sit down Tom Cruise, Amy Winehouse is today's hero!!

While on her vacation in St. Lucia, Amy noticed a woman thrown overboard after a sailing lesson gone awry.

39-year-old Louise Williams told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "I was bowled over by her kindness. She went out of her way to help. A six-foot wave caught the boat and I went flying and hit a rock. Amy was on the beach 20 metres away and she ran across immediately and said, 'Let's have a look at you.' She picked me up and took me across to the showers and was constantly asking, 'Are you all right?' Amy then helped Louise wash her cuts and wrapped her in dry towels.

Amy commented on the incident: "I thought she was going to die."

Ok, so Amy basically dried the girl off but hey, that's something.

Go Amy!!

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Blake Incarcerated

Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil is going back to the slammer.

Blake's lawyer confirmed the news to PEOPLE today, but did not say why, though rumor is it's because Blake failed a drug test. Shocking!

Blake, who was sentenced for 27 months on assault charges, had been released early to rehab, but since he has been recalled, he now must serve the remainder of his sentence behind bars. That means he'll be locked up until 2010.

Last night, Blake allegedly ran away from rehab to visit Amy, who is currently in (another) rehab facility. He reportedly begged Amy to forgive him.(for getting her hooked on drugs?)

No word on Amy's response, but when reached for comment on Blake's reincarceration, she said "BLLLLLAAAAAAAKEEEE!"

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Winehouse sighting!!

Oops, false alarm!

It's just Cindy Crawford at a Halloween party! Extra points for the big white spot under her nose! Great touch!

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GOT NIPS?

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't feel right selling alcohol to Amy Winehouse. I'd be like, "No sorry, it's for your own good."

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Smoke 'em if you got 'em Amy!

Amy Winehouse has been in a London hospital for problems with her lungs which have been described as "scarring of the lungs which could lead to emphysema." She's 24!!! Doctors say if Amy continues smoking that she will have emphysema.

She left the hospital for a few hours yesterday to rehearse for her upcoming performance at Nelson Madela's birthday party, shop for some new ballet slippers, and what was it? Oh yeah, smoke a couple ciggies!

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Shocking!! Amy Winehouse faints!!

Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital after fainting in her London home earlier today. She reportedly fainted after she went outside to sign autographs for fans that were waiting outside her home and discovered they were gone.

Her spokesperson told PEOPLE that Amy "quickly recovered" and needed her manager's assistant "to stop her falling" in her home. He said, "She's fine. It was a brief thing and they took her in as a precaution. Her Dad drove her to a private hospital, but they're unsure what caused it so aren't taking any chances."

Doctors do not know what caused Amy's fainting spell.

It's a medical mystery!!! What could have caused a healthy young woman like Amy to pass out? Somebody get Dr. House on a plane to London!!!!

Just another day in the life of a legend

A man is claiming that Amy Winehouse assaulted him early Wednesday morning and British police are investigating.

"Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23," says a Metropolitan Police spokesman. "A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue."

The man claims the Amy headbutted him when he tried to hail her a taxi outside a London club. The nerve of that guy!! He totally had it coming!

But this wasn't the first guy Amy beat up that night. According to the Sun , earlier that evening, a 27 year old man named Mustapha el Mournmi (say that 3 times fast) wouldn't get out of her way at a pool table so Amy did the only logical thing. She gave the jerk a bruised eye and a swollen lip. Mustapha told the Sun: “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back — she’s a woman.”

After that Amy went home, then back out to another bar at 2am where an onlooker said, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables." The source added the Amy was yelling "I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”

Then the legend reportedly made out with some mystery guy and then left at 2.45am. That when that son of a bitch tried to hail the cab.

If that wasn't enough, then a lamppost started shit with her and she kicked it's ass too:

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Just what she needs!!

Amy Winehouse has been invited by George Clooney and Julia Roberts to sing at a party they are throwing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume. The event which will be hosted by Giorgio Armani, will take place in May. Amy has allegedly been offered £500,000 ($789,175.77) to perform at the event.

A source told UK's Mirror that Amy was shocked by the request, and that "she hasn't really taken it in - and keeps saying that her life is getting more surreal by the second."

Ya think?:


Amy needs to get help, not a gig!! I'd expect this from Julia, but really Clooney?

I can already picture all the A-Listers at the event talking condescendingly about how talented she is and what a shame, while three quarters of them have drug problems of their own. Puke.

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Hey Mr. Winehouse , I've got some great swampland in Jersey....

Amy's dad, Mitch Winehouse insists that, despite rumored recent drug binges and accounts of hotel trashing, his daughter is on the straight and narrow.

Why is he so sure?

Because she's with Kelly Osbourne of course! Who happens to be a drug counselor. What, you didn't know?

Mitch told Closer magazine, "Staying out til 5am is what people her age do, she hasn't relapsed. If she's with Kelly there's no relapse. Kelly's a drug counselor, so Amy's completely safe with her."

Makes perfect sense to me!

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Wanna look like Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse is considering launching a clothing and cosmetics line modeled after her own personal style!

A "friend" of Amy's told The Sun, "She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume."

There has to be ballet slippers too!

Hopefully this trend will take off like Madonna fever did back in the 80's! Although, if it does, the ozone is doomed!

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Well, she told ya she was trouble

If Amy Winehouse's recent sobriety was for real, it unfortunately seems to have been short-lived, after Amy trashed a hotel room in London's Riverbank Plaza Hotel causing $6.000.00 worth of damage.

Amy was staying in a suite at the luxury hotel since leaving rehab earlier this month. During her two-week stay, she has refused to allow the cleaning crew into the room. When Amy was out attending the Brit Awards Wednesday night, the hotel management team were finally able to gain access to the room.

Once inside the suite, they found the floor littered with empty champagne bottles, cigarette butts and ashes all over the carpet, and spilled drinks which ruined the wooden floors in the hallway. The bathtub was stained with black hair dye.

A source told Britain's The Sun, "It was covered in booze and fag butts, absolutely disgusting. …Most of the room had been used as an ashtray… the place smelt incredibly stale.
The bath had to be scrubbed and unblocked from balls of matted hair. It took three maids two hours to get it in a habitable order."

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When did this happen?

Damn, rehab does a body good!

Best Part of the Grammys: Part 3

Amy Winehouse's reaction.

I'm sure Blake, Incarcerated is very proud.

I want to change the words to the Kids Incorporated song and have Fergie sing it:

Blake Incarcerated

B! L! A! K! ( uh, E!)

Blake Incarcerated

B! L! A! K-E!

Oh--oh

Look, Amy's made it

And she loves her Blake Incarcerated

Rats again have a home!!

Amy Winehouse has gone back to her signature 'do. Thank god!! It's like when Julia Roberts went back to the curly red hair for My Best Friends's Wedding!

In not-so-good Winehouse news, there is a video circulating of Amy smoking crack. You can watch it here.

Poor Amy. She needs Jesus. Or Dr. Drew.

UPDATE: AMY CHECKED INTO REHAB!

This Just In.....

Amy Winehouse has decided she wants to become an anchorwoman!




Oh yeah.........And,




DON'T DO DRUGS!

Improvement?

Amy Winehouse has gone blonde and lost the beehive.

The only problem is, where is she going to keep her drugs now?