SHOCKER!

Pete Doherty is dancing with Mr. Brownstone again. UK's The Sun has cameraphone video and photos of Pete shooting up heroin in his home hours after he claimed to be clean at at the MTV European Music Awards in Germany. The paper is also calling for his arrest. (Why? Then they won't have anything to write about.) No word on whether the cameraphone user was the same person that took those pics of Kate Moss doing coke last year.

You can check out the video and photos here if you really want to. All joking aside, it's actually really sad to look at. This guy's gonna die in 2008, I guarantee it.

Hey Ladies, look who's single!

Oh happy day!! Pete Doherty has reportedly split from fiancee Irina Lazareanu. Apparently, Pete felt "smothered" and was high out of his mind when he proposed.

A source told The Sun, "He got engaged in a moment of madness when he was off his head before he checked into rehab. Pete's been questioning his sanity ever since. He liked Irina but admits the only reason he got together with her was on the rebound from Kate."

The source added that Iraina was a bit of a Yoko, "Irina turned up in Somerset at the weekend on the set of the video for Babyshambles' new single You Talk. She was always telling Pete what to do and where to go, and in the end he had to tell her it was over. Everyone's happy she's gone - it wasn't doing anything for band relations."

Line starts behind me girls!

Pete and Amy to record (crack) hit song!

In a match made in junkie heaven, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have collaborated on a new trackmark--err, I mean track!! Pete's band Babyshambles' guitarist Mik Whitnall has revealed that Amy recorded with the band last week. The name of the rumored song is 1939 Returning.

Pete previously discussed the potential duet in an in an interview that will be aired tonight on XFM. On the trackmarr---TRACK with Amy, he said "I'm going to try and get Miss Winehouse to help me with it hopefully." Amy's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was sitting on the interview and corrected Pete by saying "Mrs!"

Oh Blake, back off, can't you see these two were meant to be!

By the way Pete is still claiming to be sober. I know!!


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HAAAAHHAAAAHAAAA!

Pete Dohery says he has kicked his drug habit and will tour only alcohol-free venues to celebrate.

Petey claims he has been sober for two months and has requested that the venues his band, The Babyshambles, play do not serve alcohol. The tour will kick off in a juice bar in London on October 21st.

A source told the Sun, "Pete came up with the new idea. He feels like a new man. It'll be a challenge for him to go on tour without drugs. Everyone expects him to fall back into it but he's confident he can keep in the straight and narrow."

Ok, I shouldn't make a joke out of this if he really did get his life together.




BUT COME ON!! It's PETE DOHERTY! I wonder which will last longer - Pete's Juice Tour or Pam and Rick's marriage. Your call!

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And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

It was reported in Britain's Daily Star newspaper that Pete Doherty's cat was recently rushed to the vet after eating cocaine. Police are now said to be investigating the matter.

In a statement, a spokesperson for the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Protection of Animals) said, "It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had his kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm."

"Answer me!!! Who taught you how to do this stuff?

"Meow. It was you alright? Meow, I learned it from watching you!"


Junkie rock stars who use drugs, have pets that use drugs.

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Pete says I dumped her! Kate takes a bath.

Pete Doherty opened up to The Sun yesterday about his now over (but inevitable soon-to-be-back-on) relationship with Kate Moss. You really need to click the link and read the whole thing because there are pictures of Pete with his new blonde hair making a crack pipe. (I'd post them, but I'd get in trouble because of licenses--Ok fine, I can't figure out how to get around the copyright thing, ok? Happy now?)

Here are some tidbits:

Pete compares the end of his relationship with Kate to the Vietnam war. "I was always dodging bullets."(Oh? Dodging bullets? I thought he said that because many of the soldiers in Vietnam used heroin.)

Pete claims that he left Kate and not the other way around. He also denied he begged her to take him back: “Why would I beg to have her back? (because you're broke) Why would she come back? (because she's crazy) She hasn’t spoken to me.”

Pete also denied that he cheated on Kate. “Obviously there has been the stuff about me cheating but that was after a bad period of arguments. I didn’t cheat on her. In the past when we talked about what would happen if she caught me cheating, I’d say, ‘I bet you’d chop my bits off. But she’d say, ‘No, I’d never speak to you again’ — like my dad doesn’t — as she knows that would hurt me. That’s what she’s done.” So then you just admitted you cheated on her?

He had another of those anti-drugs implants put in a week and insisted he was “clean", but his eyes were red and he made a crackpipe from a nip bottle. A source speculated: “It’s true Pete has packed in heroin but he’s finding it hard to kick everything else. He was on so much drugs he can’t give them all up at once.— it’s too much for him. The way his mind thinks is that he’s come off the really hard stuff and a bit of crack to help him through won’t do him any harm.” (He's got such a tolerance, I don't think being thrown in Lake Springfield would do him any harm.)

Pete claims he is being blackmailed over two CD recordings stolen from him which contain proof of another celebrity taking drugs. "I don’t know who has them but I’m worried.” (I'm gonna take a wild guess here, her initials are Kate Moss.)

Finally, the article gives us an update on Kate, who has supposedly has been taking Turkish baths to “cleanse” herself of Pete’s grubby influence on her life. (I hope the Turks use bleach.)