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PAGE SIX reports that Brandon Davis showed up at the Details magazine party on March 29th and was denied access! So then "he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos]" who had told him about the party. So when they found Stavros, Stavros begged the staffers to tell Brandon that he wasn't there! Supposedly, his exact words were "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." Brandon eventually managed to slide himself into the party somehow. When Stavros saw, he apologized to a Details editor saying, "You know I would never bring him here."
FROM THE NY DAILY NEWS:
' Oil-heir bad boy Brandon Davis can't get away with his nasty remarks in New York. When Paris Hilton's L.A. hanger-on insulted the deejay at The Box on Chrystie St. Saturday night, a spotlight was turned on him and an onstage MC "ripped on him for like 10 minutes," reports our spywitness. "He didn't even know who Brandon was — that was the best part." '
Comeon, I know someone had a cameraphone.
This week's honor goes to our greasy friend Brandon Davis. Now normally, if you make Paris Hilton cry, you become awesome in my book, but NO ONE fucks with Paula Abdul! With Styrofoam flower-holders no less!
Here'what went down at (this week's) 26th birthday party for Paris Hilton according to the NY Daily News:
' The hotel heiress was reduced to tears after oily heir Brandon Davis' lewd behavior drove Courtney Love, Paula Abdul and others from the dinner celebrating Paris' 26th year, according to witnesses.
Around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.
"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.
Davis then turned his dim beams on Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."
It didn't stop there. "He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table," says a source. "Paris was crying to her mother, 'This is not my fault!'"
After Davis was encouraged to leave, Paris blew out the candles on her cake and everyone headed to an after-party at her house.
"Incredibly, Brandon showed up at Paris' place," says a source. "Security guided him downstairs. They were under orders to keep him away from Paris."
A Davis family spokesman declined to comment and Brandon, whose infamous nightclub antics include dubbing Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch," could not be reached. '
Dude, when Courtney "Suck on these, guy at Wendy's" Love is disgusted by you, you got problems.
Expect to hear about Brandon checking into rehab sometime later today.
His tee says "MY WIENER IS HUGE IN JAPAN." How clever.
Where's a Samurai when you need one?
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A ruptured crude oil pipeline in the Gulf of Mexico spilled more than 20,000 gallons of crude oil over the weekend, leaving a half-mile-long oil slick in the water, the U.S. Coast Guard said on Tuesday.
"A medium crude oil pipeline ruptured 30 miles southeast of Galveston, Texas, and leaked approximately 21,000 gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico Sunday, December 24," the Coast Guard said in a release.
Plains All American Pipeline L.P., operator of the High Island Pipeline, said it shut the line down on Sunday after the leak was detected and that it was working with state and federal agencies to minimize the impact of the spill.
The cause of the incident is currently under investigation.
Duh! We all know it was no pipeline, Brandon Davis just decided to go swimming.PIC FROM TMZ.COM
VIDEO AT TMZ.com
The latest stop on Britney's Nationwide Holiday Trainwreck Tour was an LA tattoo parlor with sister Jaime-Lynn (You know Jaime is taking notes on what not to do--or at least she should be) . So what did she get?
Wait for it.
A star on her hand! Photos
I know!! How original!!
Brit's looking worse and worse these days. She needs to hook up with Brandon Davis. They'd have the greasiest kids ever! 
