Jennifer #1 Sexiest Woman in Hollywood?

Jennifer Aniston has topped Details Magazine's new list of Hollywood's Sexiest Women.

The top five is:

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Megan Fox
3. Gisele Bundchen
4. Frieda Pinto
5. Kim Kardashian

Hmmm, no Angie?



Very funny Jen!

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John Mayer is a TwitterTwat

So Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up. Again.

The latest rumor is that Jenn dumped John because he was too obsessed with Twitter (STILL DON'T GET THAT SHIT!)

A source told U.K. magazine Star, "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. She was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said OK, and he was sorry it didn’t work out.”

You can read John Mayer's Twitter here. Here are a few examples of John's twats:

the man is dressed in a teal polo shirt and is eating an ice cream cone by way of cocking his head to one side and spinning across tongue.

We know 'fight or flight' but in a civilized society we rely more on "posture" and "submit." It's a psychic war. When 2 rise, when 2 give in

Seriously, let me get the spread gun. You're better than me and I need it. There it is... hold on, let me... DICK!!

Today, let's get out there with 30 lives!! UP UP DOWN DOWN B A B A SELECT START!!!! Let's go people!! Let me get the spread gun, please.

This crap reminds of that kid in high school (everybody had one) that always made such an effort to so bizarre and eclectic by writing random shit like Sonic Youth lyrics on their book covers or the chalkboard but you could tell they were trying way too hard and were actually just a total attention whore.

By the way John, it's UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START dumbass!

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She bleeds just like us!

Angelina Jolie fell yesterday while filming her new movie, spy thriller Salt in Washington D.C.





Very funny Jen!

Uncoolgate today on Oprah

Ok, ok, I will now move on from my imaginary feud to a real-life one. Jen Aniston recently called Saint Angelina "uncool" in an interview after Ang mentioned how she looks forward to telling her kids that mommy and daddy were fucking around on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

So here's a clip of Jen explaining the comment (which she does not need to explain!!! Her husband cheated on her and the other woman rubbed it in her face!!! She's allowed to call that "uncool!") to The Oprah:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

People take John Mayer's picture again!!!

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Jen's latest rumored boyfriend

If the latest reports are true, Jennifer Aniston is now dating Rosario Dawson's ex, Sex and the City star Jason Lewis.

The two were spotted having an "intimate date" in New York recently. Now keep in mind that "intimate date" could mean anything from "dinner with ten other people," to "shook hands at the bar" to, well "actual intimate date."

A source told Britain's Closer magazine, "They've met a few times. He thinks she's gorgeous and they just clicked. It's funny how much they have in common. Jen seems to really like Jason, but so far they've met up in secret as Jen hates the pressure her fame puts on all of her relationships."

Guess we'll have to wait and see. I hope it's true. Jen deserves it. And Jason looks a hell lot better than Brad these days. (hatemail in comments please)

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Jen's dating a model - Angelina's buying a new orphan - Brad's kicking himself

PEOPLE reports that Jennifer Aniston is dating a new guy. His name is Paul Sculfor and he is a British model and former boxer and construction worker..

He even got a recommendation from a former girlfriend, London socialite Lady Victoria Hervey, "He's a lovely guy. A gentleman. Simple things, like opening doors, he does all that. He'll think of the woman before himself."

Meanwhile in Brangelinaland:




Crazycatlady Angie is planning to adopt yet ANOTHER child. This time it's an orphan boy from the Czech Republic. She met the boy at a Catholic orphanage during filming of her latest film called Wanted.

Bartender, please cut her off!

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Anyone else smell bullshit?

From Ok! Magazine:

' Jennifer Aniston reached out to former husband Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie after the death of Angelina’s mom, Marcheline Bertrand. She sent the couple a note offering her condolences, a gesture that touched Brad and paved the way for the former lovers to reconnect. “Jen was deeply moved by the suffering Brad and Angelina were going through,” a friend of the actress tells OK!. “Having been through a medical crisis with her own father last summer, Jen was able to relate on a very personal level to the pain of losing a parent you love.” With her own life on the right track (there have been signs she may reconcile with ex-boyfriend Vince Vaughn) Jen seems okay with the notion of finally being friends again with Brad. '


Sorry, I'm Team Aniston, but I just can't buy this one. It's like Jen's publicist wants to out-saint Saint Angelina.

She's a huge Dogstar fan

Life & Style Weekly reports that Keanu and Jen had a secret date and spent some time together over the holidays at her home.

Is this true or the work of publicists? Too early to tell. I do like the idea of these two together though.

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Is it to get their apartment back?

From PAGE SIX:
' January 23, 2007 -- JENNIFER Aniston is very close to her best friend, Courtney Cox Arquette - and she's about to get even closer. Aniston is guest-starring in Arquette's FX show, "Dirt," playing her archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But even better, according to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide.com, "Aniston's character is a lesbian. What's more, she won't just mouth off to Cox's tightly wound counterpart; she's going to share a lip lock with her." That should pump up the ratings. Reps for Aniston and Cox didn't return e-mails. '

I don't think an orgy with Joey, Ross, Chandler, Phoebe, Janice, and Ugly Naked Guy can save that awful show.

RIP - Vaughniston 2005-2006

Vince and Jen are on a break. It's soooo over. She is not his baby. So sad, they were money together.

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