Jake Byrd is the shit

Have you seen this yet?

Check out this video of the OJ Press Conference. The guy on the right in the "OJ 07" shirt and baseball cap is named Jake Byrd and you may know him from the Jimmy Kimmel show. Here he's posing as OJ's biggest fan.

I love people with balls.

In case you thought he couldn't get any lower

I can't look at his nasty face so here is a picture of a refreshing glass of orange juice

FROM PAGE SIX:
' ADD O.J. Simpson's name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith conquests. When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," Norm Pardo told Page Six.

Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty.

Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court after Simpson was acquitted on criminal charges. '

Seriously, why do good people get cancer yet this motherfucker leeches on? I could just hear him chuckling to himself as he said that. I hope he dies a slow and painful death someday soon. Sick fuck!

Frozen OJ

From the NY Daily News:
A federal judge Wednesday temporarily froze movement of O.J. Simpson's assets until he decides the fate of a bid by murder victim Ron Goldman's family to get the money the ex-football star was paid for his failed "If I Did It" book and TV deal. The Goldmans sued Simpson last month, alleging his pact with News Corp.'s ReganBooks and Fox network was a fraud. They contend he unlawfully funneled his estimated $1 million paycheck to a dummy corporation to duck paying them and other creditors, including American Express. Simpson owes a $33.5 million wrongful death judgment to the heirs of Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson because a civil jury found him responsible for their slashing deaths in 1994. He was acquitted of criminal murder charges. In U.S. District Court on Wednesday, Judge Manuel Real ordered a court-enforced "stand-still" of assets controlled by Simpson and Lorraine Brooke Associates, the alleged "shell" company Simpson's lawyer set up to channel the tome-and-tube deal income.
"He can no longer move assets around. We think that is very significant," said Goldman lawyer Jonathan Polak.


This is good news, but his assets should be being violated by some big guy named Bubba right now.