What the hell is she talking about?

"In my country, all good girls are taught to wash out their undies in the bathroom." - Gisele Bundchen

I just don't get this. Then again, this is someone that drinks freaking red wine at the Superbowl.

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Well, they're all boobs

Underwear firm Bravissimo recently conducted a poll asking 1,000 women which Spice Girl's boobs would they like to switch theirs with if given the chance? The winner? Geri Halliwell a.k.a. "Ginger" Spice. Or was it "Sexy" Spice. I think it was both wasn't it? BTW, when did she get so buff? Damn!

So here's how the ladies stacked up:

1. Geri Halliwell

2. Emma Bunton

3. Melanie Brown

4. Victoria Beckham

5. Melanie Chisholm

Poor Mel C. in dead last place. She couldn't even score above Vicky's cartoon cantaloupes.

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A Zigga-Zig-Bra

The Spice Girls will release their Greatest Hits (hits?) album exclusively through Victoria's Secret. The album, which comes out on Nov. 13th, will not be available for purchase at retail music stores (are there even any of those left?), however it will be available for download at iTunes and other music sites.

The album will feature 13 of their biggest hits (I dare you to name more than three), plus two new songs called "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" and "Voodoo."

The group will also perform during the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show.

You know they're gonna play that shit on a loop. I feel sorry for their employees. Just remember ladies, Victoria's Secret = earplugs.

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He really wanted to hurt him

FROM PR INSIDE:
' Boy George has been arrested after allegedly imprisoning a male escort in his flat.

Auden Carlsen fled the singer's East London home in terror, claiming George and another man had grabbed him and chained him to a wall.

Carlsen - who claims he had agreed to pose for photos for the 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me' singer and was not working as an escort - said: "I walked into the bedroom wearing my white underpants and a T-shirt and then I was jumped on by another man.

"George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down." Carlsen then claims the other man left the room before the former Culture Club singer produced a box of sex toys and told him: "Now you'll get what you deserve." The 28-year-old Norwegian - who met George on the gay dating website Gaydar - says he pulled the hook from the wall and fled in his underpants before phoning the police from a nearby newsagent's on Saturday morning. George was later arrested and taken to a police station. He was then bailed by detectives probing assault and false imprisonment allegations.

The 45-year-old singer - who was unavailable for comment - was given community service in New York last year after a sizable amount of cocaine was found in his apartment.
Officers had originally been called to George's home after he claimed a rent boy had tried to steal from him. '

DAMN!

(that's all I got)

DIVORCE

Michael Jordan and his wife Juanita mutually filed for divorce yesterday. They were married for 17 years and have three children. Juanita filed once before in 2002, but withdrew the petition after a month when they decided to try to work it out. No word on whether the Hanes commercials have anything to do with the separation. (yeah, sorry, I know that one was weak. Couldn't think of anything better)