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Heather Mills is making news today not just for hopping away with $33 million dollars cash plus assets worth $15.6 million in her divorce from Paul McCartney, but for reportedly throwing a glass of water over Paul's lawyer yesterday at the proceedings!
Heather allegedly calmly walked up to Fiona Shackleton and tipped a glass of water over her head before the judgment was announced. Somebody's been watching their soaps! Eliot Spitzer's wife, take notes!
Here's 40 year old (Really? Damn!) Fiona, before and after her makeover:
She looks better!
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Dennis Hof, owner of Nevada's Moonlite Bunnyranch and star of HBO's Cathouse has an idea for a new reality show. And it's awesome!
"We can call it 'P & B: Celebrity Sex with Paris' Punani and Britney's Booty'." Dennis said, "I think Paris and Britney would be fun - and they're both tramps. Hell, they're giving it away for free, so they might as well get paid for it! It'd make a great show. I'll speak to HBO and see if we can make it happen."
Note to Paris and Britney - He does have a point!
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Tivo alert!! Filming for the latest unnecessary "celebrity" reality show starring Dina Lohan and family will begin next Tuesday in New York City.
Dina, who is also the executive producer, explained the future trainwreck in an interview with People Magazine, "It's about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids' dreams. It won't just be following my family around like other shows. It'll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It'll encompass everything. Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she's in the recording studio. We just want it to be real."
Hey Dina, isn't it more like your children fulfilling your dreams? I thought E! already did a show about pageant mothers.
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In her next movie, "I Know Who Killed Me," Lindsay Lohan will play a stripper who is kidnapped and has both of her legs amputated. If that's not worth $9, how about this? Lindsay will also have her first sex scene in the movie! (Not sure if that is before or after the legs are amputated. Hopefully after, how hot would that be?)
It was the director, Chris Siverston, that convinced Lindsay to do a sex scene, which the always modest and demure Lindsay swore she would never do.
She said "Chris Siverston is a fucking genius. We made a deal that I will do any film he wants me to do."
The ever eloquent Lohan continued, "At first I was like 'I can't do this, I'm getting my leg cut off. I don't want to look like that in scenes, I want to look decent!' But that was just me being young and stupid. And I have my first sex scene in it, which I always said I wouldn't do. I wanted to do this movie so people can see that I'm a fucking actress and I've been doing it forever and it's about time people see that. It felt so good to really get to act."
Thank God she had this opportunity to play an amputee that has sex to prove she's a serious actor. I don't know about you, but I smell an Oscar nomination.
Let's check in with Asshat Hollywood Correspondent, Box O' Rocks. What do you think of what Lindsay had to say?
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He does according to a new book by Hollywood madam Jody "Babydoll" Gibson. The book is called "Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam" and outs hooker-lovin' celebrities including Bruce Willis, Gary Busey and Steve Jones (of the Sex Pistols), among others. Bruce Willis has called the story about him in the book "a complete fabrication." Affleck has yet to comment.
I wonder if this was when he was with J-Lo. There were those stripper rumors back then too. I never understand why rich and attractive celebrities pay for sex, ok, well maybe I could understand Gary Busey. SOURCE
