Land, water - these two just go together

Pam Anderson took some time out from her split with Rick Salomon and non-pregnancy (or is it? TMZ thinks she definitely IS) to hang out with her kids and Tommy.

These two are perfect for each other and nobody else. They really just need to get back together already.

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In related news, Pam has spoken out for the first time on her split from Rick, saying "I wish him the best. It's a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms."

Hmm, big, fat, juicy worms on the brain huh? Maybe a Pam-Tommy reconciliation isn't so far-fetched.

Pam also shot down the pregnancy rumors, though not adding much more to the original response on her blog last week, saying simply "No more kids. No more kids."

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Get in the Ring

So besides Britney's little trainwreck (anyone else tired of it yet?), and Kayne West being a crying little bitch, the other big story this week was the Kid Rock-Tommy Lee almost-brawl.

The possible source of the fight, Pam Anderson, was on Ellen yesterday. Pam wants to stay out of it and frankly doesn't really care because she has yet another man in her life (not that magician guy and not Rick Solomon)

Here's some of the interview from Ellen's show:

Pam: "I'm staying out of it."

Ellen: "Last time you were here you said they didn't get along?"

Pam: "Can ya tell? I actually left. As soon as I left, meow! They all went after each other."

Ellen: "Clearly you and Tommy are good friends? You have kids together and were sitting on his lap earlier."

Pam: "He pulled me on his lap and spanked my butt."

Ellen: "Was that okay or no?"

Pam: "Yeah, that was okay. What are you going to do? Boys."

Then Pam changed the subject and told a touching story about her latest penis. "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It's so romantic. It's romance." (She actually has a pretty good sense of humor--I love that she embraces the slut image and doesn't try to go all Paris on us.)

So Pam wouldn't give a name but she confirmed that the dude is a professional poker player. She added "I'm not really engaged. I don't know what I am. We may never get that far. We're in love. This is nice."

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Meanwhile, the always well spoken Tommy Lee decided to chime in with his side of the story on his website:

' Yeah!!...here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the Mtv awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore (he loves and adores his lap? Well, yeah I guess if I were him, I would too)....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT AS FUCK!!!!.....Megan FOX!!! So I go over and sit with P!! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance...."i apologize sweetie".....i had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect, ......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...i stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the fuck OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards...NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they'll break my arm......yeah whatever!!....my security guard Bruce grabs them and say's I got him....let go!!! So im fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and Mtv for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!! '

"Kid Pebble" BURN!

Now Vegas comedian Jeff Beacher has proposed a a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Tommy and Kid. Beacher told PAGE SIX: "We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson. What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!" Yeah, yeah, I'm not falling for this one, I'm still waiting for Vince Neil VS Axl Rose.


Tommy may want to consider taking the deal though because he won't be making any money on any Motley Crue tours anytime soon. Apparently he quit the band!

There is a squabble going on between bandmates Mick Mars, Vince Neil, and Nikki Sixx and Tommy's manager and business partner Carl Stubner. Mick, Vince, and Nikki are demanding 20 million dollars in damages claiming Stubner cost them the amount by persuading Tommy to turn his back on lucrative concert dates and concentrate his efforts in two reality TV shows (in case you're racking your brain, that's RockStar Supernova--yeah that huge band got their start on a reality show!! and Tommy Lee Goes to College, which judging by Tommy's above post, didn't seem to help so much.)

Tommy's management company released a statement that Tommy "recently informed Sixx and Mars, the shareholders of Motley Crue, Inc., that he was resigning from the band and his resignation was accepted."

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Damn everybody's fighting!! I think Jeff Beacher had the right idea, except let's make it a battle royale with Tommy, Kid, the other members of Motley Crue, Axl Rose , Kanye West, and 50 Cent with Pam as the special guest referee. Oh and Britney can perform the National Anthem.

Tommy and Kid: still fighting over Pam?

"Tired of the boys in blue runnin up on your crew? You know what to do, tell em Fuck You! It's a proposition."

Tommy Lee was escorted out of the MTV Video Awards last night after a scuffle with Kid Rock. This all went down during a performance by Alicia Keys. Which is pretty damn funny, because one of the songs she sang was called Freedom.

Tom Higginson, the singer of the Plain White Ts (the band responsible for that annoying Hey There Delilah song) was an eyewitness. "There were no fists, they were just holding each other, grabbing each other. Security had to break them up." Maybe they were just making out?

Too bad they didn't show it, it would have made for at least one interesting moment.

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Update - PAGE SIX reports that both Tommy and Kid Rock were escorted out and that Kid Rock "sucker smacked" Tommy and was laster cited for misdemeanor battery with a maximum possible sentence of six months in jail!

MTV has a video of the incident

Pam and Tommy - On again? Again?

FROM PR INSIDE:
' Rocker Tommy Lee has fuelled speculation he's reunited romantically with ex-wife Pamela Anderson - he's buying a luxury property for her in Dubai.
The Motley Crue drummer moved in with Anderson and the couple's two sons earlier this year while renovation work was carried out on his own home, and now he's snapping up a residence in the Gulf state at the actress' request.

And he hopes to spend plenty of time with his family on one particular man-made island in The World project - a group of islands, which are inspired by countries around the globe.

He says, "I've been doing a lot of research on Dubai property and The World project. We're going for 'Greece' because I'm Greek originally.

"Pamela actually turned me on to the whole thing. Life is good now. I'm happy because I'm seeing my boys again. '

Tommy is also reportedly happy to be seeing Pam's girls again as well.

Best of luck to them!

Penis Envy (literally)

I say just put them all on a boat and let's see what happens! You know how Pam loves her boats! She could make peace, you know, between them. And we'd get a sex tape out of it! Although I would love to see an actual rock star fight. They always talk it up, but it never happens. I'm still waiting for Vince Neil vs. Axl Rose. I guess we'll have to settle for Kid Rock vs. The Door.

FROM PAGE SIX:
January 3, 2007 -- KID Rock wanted to ring in the New Year with a fist to Tommy Lee's face - but he beat up a door at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, instead. "Kid is divorcing Pam Anderson, but he heard [her ex] Tommy was hooking up with her, and got all riled up," our source said. "So he went over at 6 a.m. with two bodyguards, and began kicking down what he thought was Tommy's door. Only it wasn't - and Kid found himself staring at some poor, startled family. He signed an autograph for them as security arrived, then bolted over to the Paradise strip club." Bloodshed was avoided, but Lee - in Vegas to play The Joint with his band, Rock Star Supernova - should watch his back. "Tommy has been calling Kid Rock and taunting him about Pam, and Kid Rock was ready to kick some serious ass," a source said. Lee's rep told us, "Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn't at the time as he was staying on another floor." Rock's flack didn't get back to us.

Pam Speaks Out About Kid & Tommy + Asshat of the Week

Immediately after the split from her hubby Kid Rock, the rumor mill grinded into placing Pamela Anderson right back with ex husband Tommy Lee. There were photos of the couple together and Tommy reportedly even said he knew the split was coming. But on the Howard Stern radio show, Pam tries to silence the rumors saying it has been so long since she's slept with Tommy - that she can't even remember when it was.

She is also none too happy with reports that Kid Rock reportedly said she was out partying while he stayed home and player Mr. Mom with the kids. Us Weekly grabs a partial transcript of the buxom blonde's appearance on the show.

Howard Stern: “It was reported that you were deciding between Tommy and Kid. Is that true?”

Pam: “No, no, god no!”

HS: “Do you still bang Tommy, when was the last time you banged him?"

Pam: "No, no, it was a long time ago, I don't even remember. That wasn't it…I think I just got swept up and I wanted to have a family for my kids, but you remember really quickly when you get back together why you're not together."

HS: "You said you weren't going to get married again, what made you marry [Kid Rock]?"

Pam: "Well it was just a long time apart and the whole idea of having a family and knowing somebody and not having to introduce somebody new to my kids. It was a big mistake, but I was in St. Tropez, I would have married the fisherman on the corner! We just knew each other. We both wanted a family, we both have kids. But when we were together it just wasn't a good thing. We're just two very different people."

HS: "It was reported that he was really upset about your role in Borat, that he was screaming at you..."

Pam: "He was unhappy about that. I don't know why -- you'd have to ask him -- but he really was very unhappy about that."

HS: "I don't understand, if I was your boyfriend, I would have been so excited for you."

Pam: "Thank you, that's what I'm looking for. Someone who is excited about me. This just didn't work out that way."

HS: "Now he said, his camp said that part of the problem was that you were always out partying and drinking and he was at home babysitting."

Pam: "No, no, he's never been alone with my kids. That was horrible, I think that's what upsets me the most because I am home with my kids all the time, or my parents are here from Canada. I don't even have a nanny."

(ASSHAT OF THE WEEK part):

HS: "Are you happy you miscarried and didn't have Kid Rock's baby?"
Pam: "That's horrible, no. Everything happens for a reason and now we're all here and we're back to normal. It's like it never even happened."

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I believe her about not being with Tommy lately. He's been pretty busy with Lukass the troll: