Donna's Back on 90210! Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue!

Here's a sneak peek at tonight's episode of 90210 with the return of Donna Martin, Fashion Designer Extraordinaire:



So, Silver's normal again?

Why does every pregnant woman feel she has to do this?

We get it Tori, you're pregnant. You think it's beautiful. You love the feeling of having a life growing inside you. Does that cover it?

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Better start back-pedalling Dean!

Mary Jo Eustace, former wife of Dean McDermott (who left her for Tori Spelling), has written an essay for a new anthology called The Other Woman, a collection of stories written by 21 woman who have been betrayed. PEOPLE has an excerpt:



' When Dean called me from the set [of his TV movie], he told me how great he was getting along with his costar Tori Spelling. She was fun, caring and much hotter in real life. I assumed this was good. Before he left, jokes flew at the prospect of working with the daughter of a Hollywood mogul. I suggested he befriend her. "Who knows?" I laughed. It might be good for his career.

Now here he is, back. We're on vacation and I'm wearing my bikini with saggy faded bottoms. I know something is wrong. "Have you met someone?" I ask. He nods yes. "Is it Tori Spelling?" He nods. "We're soulmates," he says. "She loves me unconditionally."

"What conditions?" I scream. "You've only known each other three weeks."

I look down at my baby daughter. "We just adopted a baby." The phrase single mother pops up in my brain. I start to feel weightless as I cross the divide between together and alone.

"I'm not leaving the kids," he says. "I'm leaving you."

I begin to sob. I actually begin to worry that maybe it's all because I look fat. Maybe he was undecided, and this dreadful bikini sealed the deal. '


Yeah, I think it was the saggy bikini bottoms for sure. Chick lit irks! The much hotter part is awesome though! It's a good thing they have that unconditional love, because that's one hell of a back-handed compliment!

Donna Martin Procreates!

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott welcomed their first child together, Liam Aaron McDermott on Tuesday. Liam weighed in at 6 lbs, 6 oz.

Candy Spelling was at the hospital and told PEOPLE "Words can't describe the joy and elation I feel at this truly happy event. I am looking forward to doting on my new little grandson and all the memorable fun that comes with it."

Tori Spelling and her mother Candy are reportedly working on patching up their estranged relationship for the sake of Tori's soon to be born child. Candy Spelling said, "We have been in touch with each other and are in the process of communicating and working things out." Tori also said she is hoping to work things out with her mother on Monday's Today show.

So Candy will get to see her grandchild and Tori will get her money. Everybody's happy. Except for me because So NoTORIous is still cancelled. Oh well, I still got my 90210 reruns on SoapNet. That Donna Martin is so zany!

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Donna Martin Refrigerates!

Eonline reports that expectant mother Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott are having a couples-shower for their upcoming baby hosted by Tupperware! Yes, this is news.

That's just awesome to me. Tupperware has been cool ever since Kimberly on Melrose had the split personality and when she became Betsy she was all prim and proper and hosted Tupperware parties. Hey maybe Marcia Cross will come to the party. Wow! 90210, Melrose, Donna's pregnant, Kimberly's pregnant and what seals them all neatly and airtightly together? TUPPERWARE! I'm so deep I make myself cry sometimes.

Anyway Tori is still on the outs with her mom Candy, but her tv mom from the sadly-taken-from-us-before-it's-time show So noTORIous, Loni Anderson will be there.

Donna Martin Procreates Update

Tori is quoted in PEOPLE recently as saying: "Every night when I walk by my mirror I just stare at my belly and I'm so impressed by it. You always wonder what you'll look like when you're pregnant and it looks good. I like being pregnant."

Her husband Dean McDermott then said: "She looks so sexy naked." ' (I bet that valley in the middle of her chest filled out.)

While Spelling said she is expecting a boy "in late March," McDermott added, "We haven't decided on a first name, but his middle name will be Aaron," in honor of Spelling's late father, TV mogul Aaron Spelling, who died last June. '

Tori then said of their upcoming reality show (where they will own a bed & breakfast) "We are still newlyweds – with a baby on the way. It's Newlyweds, Part Two." (Um, do you know how that one turned out?)

Sorry but ever since the awesome So NoTORIous, I can't help but root for Tori.

Does anyone watch those 90210 reruns on SoapNet? It's great! They're in the Senior Year episodes right now so I highly advise checking them out. Yesterday was the one with a big dance coming up. Kelly, Donna, and Brenda had the coolest spandex dresses ever for the event. But the problem was everyone was afraid of the gangster kids from another school coming (because that's what tough kids from the streets like to do for fun- attend high school dances). West Beverly even hired mean security guards to turn all the black kids away, even the ones that went to West Beverly (can't be too careful!) A fight nearly broke out and there were rumors of guns and alcohol consumption (not Donna)! Everything worked out in the end though, thanks to the always self-righteous Brandon Walsh, a craptasic musical performance by David Silver (following an even more craptastic mic check), and the rest of the gang! Then in a perfect ending, everyone did the electric slide in racial harmony.

Tori is hard up for cash

Tori Spelling Hawks Her Wares

If your wardrobe has a hole that only a be-daisied babydoll dress, circa 1993, can fill, then Tori Spelling has just the sale for you.

The Beverly Hills, 90210 alum is opening her house—or at least, yard—to '90s-lovin' bargain hunters, TV memorabilia collectors and, most of all, schadenfreude-seeking stargazers, holding a public yard sale Friday and Saturday at her Studio City home.

In an announcement first posted to both www.estatesaleshop.com and neighborhood utility poles—and, subsequently, to nearly every celebcentric blog in existence—Spelling and Dean McDermott, her husband of seven months, invited the masses to peruse and, with any luck, purchase more than a decade's worth of wares from their front lawn.

Or, as their flyer puts it, to "Take Some Tori Home."

According to the online posting, the fiscally challenged couple plans to hawk remnants of Spelling's "last 15 years of buying and collecting" and will include such potential stocking stuffers as photos, crystal sconces, designer clothes, paintings, 19th-, 20th- and 21st-century antiques and, as is customary of any yard sale, celebrity-sponsored or not, "assorted bric-a-brac."

The sale kicked off this morning at 9 a.m., and E! Online senior editor Marc Malkin reports that early-morning shoppers, who began lining up outside the estate at 5:30, have already hauled off such star-worthy spoils as a garage-door opener, a Louis Vuitton hatbox and an embroidered pillow in custom-made white shopping bags stamped with "Tori Spelling."

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I wish I lived in California so I could have gone. I wonder if she sold that hot-ass outfit she wore in the episode where David was making the rock video and she played the last woman in a post-apocalyptic Peach Pit After Dark. I'd rock that shit. Or what about the mermaid costume that she couldn't move in in the Halloween episode where Kelly almost got raped? Or the red dress she couldn't move in at the dance? That Donna and her wacky outfits! BTW, I googled Donna Martin and found this www.donnamartin.com and I was so bummed out it wasn't an actual site with the real Donna Martin Original designs. I wonder how many emails this lady gets asking for her to design them a wedding dress.

Ok, I'll stop now.