Snoop don't like Oprah no more!

Snoop Dogg has shot back at the Queen of the World, Oprah Winfrey after she called him a misogynist.

This all started last year when Oprah called out Snoop for perpetuating a negative image of women through hip-hop on her show. Snoop felt she should have invited him on her show to give him the opportunity to defend himself.

The always eloquent Snoop said, "I don't like her no more. I really was offended, because I kind of like her. Liked her. I'm very articulate, very intellectual. She didn't even get a chance to even know me."

That quote gets funnier every time you read it.

Snoop added that his misogynisting days are over, know what I'm sayin? He said his new work "is for the women" and that he wants to " give the ladies something, because I've been so mean and so rude."

To start on his quest of feminism, Snoop will serve as the master of ceremonies for the "BunnyMania Lumberjack Match" at this year's Wrestlemania. In the match, four scantily clad women (two of which are Playboy Playmates) roll around the floor with each other while other scantily clad women surround the ring. Take that Oprah!!!

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This show will change the world!

Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to get their own reality show. Try to contain your excitement. The show, which will be on E! (I can already see Joel McHale showing clips: "Let's take some E!"), will focus on Snoop's balance between his family, career, and blunts.

Ted Harbert, president of Comcast Entertainment group, said in a statement: "Snoop Dogg is, without a doubt, one of the most charismatic and intriguing personalities in pop culture today." (He actually made this statement in 1993 between bong hits in the parking lot before a date of The Chronic Tour, but who's keeping track?)

Anyway, we here at Asshat Hollywood are very excited to have with us today, Snoop Dogg!!

Welcome Snoop!

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Um, ok. Sooo, are you excited about the new show?

"Know what I'm sayin'?"

I'll take that as a yes I guess. So, how do you feel about being compared to Ozzy Osbourne?





Wow, that's um, interesting. So how does your family feel about being filmed 24/7?

"Know what I'm sayin'?"

Yeah, uh, actually no. No, I really don't know what you're saying because YOU AREN'T SAYING ANYTHING BESIDES 'KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?'. What's that? What are you handing me?

No, I don't smoke the pot. No thanks, really. Well ok, maybe just a little hit.....

"Know what I'm sayin'?"

You know, I think I do! Wow, that Ted Harbert was right! You ARE charismatic and intriguing! Good luck on your show! Let's go get some Cheetos!

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They probably got suspicious when he ate 200 Swedish meatballs

Wow! You could get arrested in Sweden if the cops just think you're on something?


Snoop Dogg was held by police in Sweden last night for suspicion of using illegal drugs. Police stopped Snoop on his way to a party after his concert in Stockholm Sunday night. Snoop and his "female companion" (isn't he married?) were "deemed to be under the influence of narcotics" and detained at a Stockholm police station where they underwent tests.

A police spokesman said "He underwent some tests that will now be sent away for analysis," said the spokesman. "In two to three weeks, we'll know if he was on something."

Hey Stockholm police, I could save you three weeks and stamp: He was Smoking Too Much Pot, Smoking Too Much Pot! Know what I'm sayin'?

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Fun Snoop Dogg Game

Spike TV will be airing a documentary titled "Bigg Snoop Dogg's Youth Authority: California" on Jan. 16.

' Snoop teamed with documentary director Gabriel London to make the movie, which focuses on youth crime and prison and includes personal accounts of Snoop's time inside California's juvenile detention facility known as the "Youth Authority." '

Here's what you do. Get some gin and juice and everytime Snoop says "You know what I'm sayin?" DRINK.