Seperated at Birth?

"I had long hair for a while. Almost down to my waist but I wanted to go back to my Tom Cruise cut. I told my hairdresser to shave the back and leave the front long. Then someone thought I was Tom from the back. I guess I'd better wear heels." - Selma Blair on often being mistaken for Little Tommy Cruise

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The awesome part is: She actually believes it

"I've never done a diva-ish thing in my life. The definition of a diva is a woman who sings well, the second definition is a woman who's difficult to deal with. I hope I'm the first, but I don't think I'm the second." -Mariah Carey


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Jermaine says Timberfuck is not hot

Jermaine Dupri has written an autobiography (sure to be a best-seller!) titled Young, Rich and Dangerous (this is an autobiography?). In the book Jermaine blasts Timberfuck for not sticking up for girlfriend Janet Jackson during Nipplegate.

He also puts down Justin's looks: "I think Justin Timberlake is a talented performer. But he's very ordinary-looking. He could be any skinny white kid from the suburbs of Orlando. You could go to the mall and find another Justin. He doesn't make his style interesting even when he's onstage. To me, he just doesn't look like a star."

Normally I'm all for a good Timberfuck bashing, but coming from Jermaine Dupri? This isn't even a case of the pot calling the kettle black, it's more like the troll doll doggie chew toy out in the shed taunting the kettle, but the kettle can't hear it because the troll doll is so far away. (Yeah, I have no idea what I'm saying.)

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Ummmmmmm

Madonna's lawyers are working hard to stop the sale of intimate photographs she had taken with her ex-boyfriend James Allbright in the early 90's. Madonna is said to be "devastated" and is concerned the photos will jeopardize her permanent adoption of David Banda from Malawia (that's still going on?)

Wow, I sure hope the lawyers can stop those photos from being sold and save Madonna's wholesome, children's book-writing image!




Want more? Check it out, I found the whole SEX book online.

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Asshat Hollywood Picture and Quote Match-up

"I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness." - Jessica Alba

(By the way, how come whenever one of the Jessica's (Biel) talks about how hot she is, another (Alba) has to also? I'm really getting tired of it and I must applaud Jessica Simpson for keeping her puffed out lips shut for once and not joining in the contest.)

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Asshat Hollywood picture and quote match-up 2

Snoop Dogg: "I think we [Snoop and Diddy] the best heroes for kids. We been through everything in music and in life. We give kids the best example to deal with everything."

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Mischa Barton: "Paris and I are not in the same crowd, I don't know her. It's strange to me to see the way all the young actresses are lumped together. It's true that I am friends with Nicole Richie but that's it. I think there's a difference between people who are famous because of the work they do and fake celebrities."

Asshat Hollywood picture and quote match-up!

On getting a haircut for The Devil Wears Prada, Anne Hathaway recently said, "While we were shooting, the director said, 'You're going to start a hair trend.' And I got so excited, I've never started any kind of trend before. But then I felt awful because mothers are probably not going to be happy with their daughters getting expensive haircuts. I felt guilty! "But I guess it's not the worst trend to start. At least my character was wearing underwear!"

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