Michael's latest disease

Michael Jackson used to come out with new albums. Then he'd come out new body parts. After that, he'd come out with new criminal accusations and lawsuits. It seems like his latest thing is to come out with a new disease every few months. If you remember, in the not too distant past there were rumors that he was suffering from some fatal lung disease. Then those rumors were shot down and we didn't hear much more about them.

Now there are reports that Michael has contracted a potentially "flesh-eating" superbug.

SUPERBUG!!

Michael allegedly got the infection while having his 73rd (rough estimate) nose surgery. A source said: "The infection has spread throughout his face and body and is being aggressively treated by doctors. There's a chance it could turn into a flesh-eating disorder where it begins to kill off his skin, so he's being very carefully monitored."

Michael was recently seen leaving a clinic, where he is allegedly being treated for the MRSA-like bug with an IV drip, wearing a surgical mask.

Celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn commented : "It is possible that Mr. Jackson has a staph infection or MRSA. "In some worse cases surgeons will have to remove the infected tissue if it dies - leaving the patient needing major reconstructive surgery. It is particularly worrying if it's on the face."

See you next time when Michael is rumored to have gangrene!

Superbug's cute, isn't he?

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Just in time for lunch!

Here's Tara Reid's ass!

Tara, give Pete Burns a call and get the name of his lawyer!

Hot, Rich, Tranny Mess!

Pete Burns of the band Dead or Alive has won a lawsuit against a clinic on London's Harley Street for botched cosmetic surgery to his lips. The surgeon who performed the surgery admitted liability in a hearing last week. Pete may be awarded as much as $1.85 million dollars.

Pete claims he's had to have more than 100 further procedures to correct damage done after he suffered an adverse reaction to collagen implants in his lips. He said that he was in so much pain that he couldn't talk, eat, or drink. He also claimed that he didn't leave his house for seven months because he looked "repulsive" and was also "suicidal."

The suicidal part however had nothing to do with his botched lip surgery, it was when he heard this.



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Connor who?

"Are they taking the picture?"

Nicole Kidman's rep told Usmagazine that despite her expressionless face, she is "really excited" for 13-year old adopted son Connor who is set to make his movie debut playing a young Will Smith in the upcoming drama called Seven Pounds. This was after they showed Nicole a photo of Connor and reminded her that he is her son.

Nicole added, "maybe one day my real baby will be in a movie too!"

(I kid, but you believed it for a second, didn't you?)

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What the hell happend to Meg Ryan's face?

Daisy is lovely

Speaking of Jack Daniels and cocaine, here's a photo from the Myspace of the beautiful and talented Daisy from Rock of Love. TMZ posted it today and I had no idea she was Oscar DeLaHoya's niece!!! Wassagoin'on with me? Daisy sang a heart-wrenching version of the national anthem on this week's show. Why doesn't Oscar have her sing before his fights?

If you ever get bored, a good way to pass the time is to look at the MySpace pages of the contestants of Rock of Love and Flavor of Love. I said a good way, not a productive way.

I call Daisy and Kristi Jo for top two!

What the hell happend to Nicole Kidman's face?

I will never understand why these dumbasses think troutlips are a good idea.

What the hell happened to Lil' Kim's face?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

No plastic surgery for Hannibal

Yesterday Scarlett Johansson threatened to sue Us Weekly over a story about plastic surgery. Today Anthony Hopkins weighs in with his opinion.

Anthony, who is 69, swears he will never, ever go under the knife. He says, "Well, what are you going to do? You see other actors having their faces done and you think, 'Why? Don't do all that stuff, you look ridiculous.' "It changes the structure of their faces. I knew a wonderful actor, who shall remain nameless, and when I met him just before he died, he looked like he'd turned into someone else. I didn't even know who he was. Leave it alone for heaven's sake. Just get old."

I wonder who he's referring to.

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Paris Hilton is beautiful!

Looks like Paris has been taking tips from Vera de Milo (go to 2:53)!

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Can you guess who this is?

Looks like someone's been shopping in the "Not the best, but still a great buy!" bin at the plastic surgery store. Any guesses?

I'm sad to admit, that this is a recent picture of 80's Teen Queen, Debbie, excuse me, Deborah Gibson. Such a shame.

These aging pop stars, always searching for the Fountain of Electric Youth.

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Good news for Coco fans!

We all knew it was only a matter of time before Law and Order ripped the Chris Benoit tragedy from the headlines and now Special Victims Unit will be doing an episode surrounding the death of a professional wrestler. Guess who's playing the wife? Yup, the elegant and talented wife of Ice T, COCO!!! I can see the Emmy nomination already!

Oh please, please, let the wrestler be played by Snitsky!! That would be best episode. EVER!


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Just Say No to drugs kids

Seriously.

This is almost as bad as that public service message with the lady that started out pretty and got uglier and uglier and took her teeth out at the end.

Abs of Styrofoam!

The lesson is: Do a damn crunch instead of having a doctor stick a fat-sucker in your gut. Sure, you have to get up off your drunk ass, but you won't look deformed and it's free!

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Is Paris gonna get her droopy eye fixed?

Supposedly Paris consulted a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon earlier this week to fix her lazy eye.

Paris is rumored to have had surgery a few years ago to lift her eyelids (because, like everything goes after you hit the mature old age 20!) and the muscles in her left eye were damaged. Then it got worse because it got dried out by her wearing blue-colored contact lenses (what?!! Next they're gonna say she's not a natural blonde!)

Of course Paris's rep, Elliot Mintz said, "To the best of my knowledge, Paris has never had any kind of cosmetic surgery and has not mentioned any medical procedures having to do with her eyes." (Kinda cryptic-- didn't flat out deny it, just said to the best of his knowledge. Hmmmm.)

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All I want for Christmas is a new bellybutton so I can be perfect again

Apparently Tara Reid wasn't a very good girl this year because she woke up on Christmas morning and the only thing waiting for her was a pile of her own vomit. She then kicked the jolly white-bearded guy out of her bed. Fucking Imposter! Poor Tara. :(

Things without bellybuttons have bugged me since I was a kid. True story: I made my mom sew a bellybutton on my teddybear Puh-Puh (who I still have today)

So like my mom hooked up Puh-Puh, I'm going to hook up Tara. Except unlike my mom, I'm not very good at sewing. But I do have a leftover sliced Greek olive from lunch and in the spirit of the season, I'd like to give it to our girl.



Party on Tara! :)