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So Cameron Diaz has been having some fun lately.

First she hooked up with Diddy at a party at Prince's house. It all started when Cameron was seen spoon-feeding Diddy bread pudding. Yeah, bread pudding. At Prince's house. Are you imagining little purple dessert bowls too? Anyway, then they went into the basement together and got it on. Allegedly.

But Diddy's old news now. Two days later Cameron was spotted looking "really" flirty with model Paul Sculfor (he dated Jennifer Aniston last year) at a restaurant in Santa Monica. They left together after two hours.

Cam recently said, "People think if you're single, you are incomplete. No. The thing is, I don't want to be in a relationship that makes me incomplete."

Hey Cam, it's nice to have a good time and all, but maybe you should keep your hook-ups a little more on the downlow or people are going to start thinking you're a complete slut.

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Girl Fightt!

The MTV Movie Awards just may be worth watching this year, and not just because the very awesome Sarah Silverman is hosting.

Page Six reports that people working on the show, which airs live June 3, are concerned about the fact that Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel are both scheduled to present awards and want to make sure they are kept far, far, apart.

Yes, this is all because of Timberfuck. (Still don't get it!) He's even nominated for his role in some movie no one saw called Alpha Dog (only on MTV).

A source said, "It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess. Cam is used to being more high-profile than Jessica. But now that Jessica's dating Justin, she has more leverage. Cameron's looking a little unstable lately."

Remember when MTV punk'd Britney and Christina on the Video Awards and made them think they were going to be presenting an award to Eminem? They pussied out of course, but it was cool for a second just to see the looks on their faces. They should have Timberfuck and Jess come out together and present an award to Cameron. Then they could lower a steel cage and Cam and Jess could fight it out. Then they could tell Timberfuck that he didn't pay his taxes and they are going to take all his stuff away and he could cry like a little bitch. Then Jack Black could come out and sing a song during all of this. That would be awesome.

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There's just humbleness in the air I guess

"If a woman who is a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes so don't hold it against me." - Cameron Diaz

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"Um, excuse me bitch, stop copying off me! I said it first and I have it way harder because of my hotness than you do since I'm hotter! Just look at me! Look at how I'm seductively covering my breast with my hand while glaring into the camera!"



{squinting eyes and moving head from side to side} "Oh, puhlease. You best step off ho!! Let's talk about copying shall we? Do the words 'sloppy seconds' mean anything to you? Yeah, I'm talking about Timberlake. And I am wayyy hotter than you. Check my shit out. You are not included in the popular kids in the school of Hollywood."

"Yeah, whatever Cammy, what's that picture from? The Mask? What was that 1994? A tad old to be talking about school. I'm the new IT Girl in the school of Hollywood. Oh and by the way, Justin was fabulous last night."

"I don't give two fucks about that pip squeak anymore. I just stole Minnie Driver's man. Ok, and look, you may the latest shIT girl, but I have talent. Not that people realize that because of these damn genes, but I do." {crying}

"Now see, that's what I'm saying! I just can't get taken seriously in this harsh town now matter how classy I act! Look, we should stop fighting and stick together since there are so few of us hot girls. Wanna come with me to Duane Reade? I need to buy some Pantene."

"How funny, I was just headed there for some Clearasil! You're on!"



Sorry guys, I was hoping for a bitchfight too.

New couple?

Cameron Diaz and MINDFREAK!!!!! Criss Angel went out to dinner and a show in Las Vegas last night so of course, they are the latest couple!

PEOPLE reports that they ate at Bellagio's Prime steakhouse and then caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute, "LOVE".

A source said,"They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."

They left together in Angel's Rolls Royce.

Good for you Cameron, that's a step up from Timberfuck in my book (then again, Sanjaya Malaker would be a step up from Timberfuck) Criss is hot.....until he speaks (accent? speech imped?). But then that's funny, so that's cool.

And the cool part is when they break up we can reuse that David Copperfield/Claudia Schiffer joke about how he made her disappear.

Cameron's nights out

So Thursday night rumored new couple Cameron Diaz and Djimon Hounsou were spotted "all over each other" at Hyde in LA. PAGE SIX reports ' They arrived around 1:30 a.m. and stayed for about an hour. They cozied up to each other at a table and left together in Cameron's black Prius. While Cameron was all smiles when they left, Djimon kept his head down, partially hiding his face under his cap." '

The following night Cameron and ex Justin Timberlake crossed paths at Whiskey bar in the Sunset Marquis Hotel. According to PEOPLE, Timberlake was hanging out with Martin Scorsese and about eight other people at a table inside the hotel's bar. (I really hope they were discussing making Dick in a Box into a feature length film) About 1 a.m., Diaz arrived and Justin got up and went over to her and they chatted quietly and friendlily.

This surprised me, I would have thought Justin would have a restraining order by now. What is it with this guy? It seems every woman he dates ends up nuts after they break up. I blame him for Britney. Forget about sexy, he's bringing crazy back.

But good for Cameron for getting with a real man. I haven't seen Blood Diamond yet, but I loved him in In America and as the doorman that tore up Kelly Taylor's fake ID on 90210.

Recent breakup? Do sports not drugs

So Cameron Diaz took off to Oahu with Kelly Slater to go surfing and forget about Justin.



Not to be outdone, Justin rebounded (hahaha! I'm so clever!) by playing some basketball with (former hook-up) Alyssa Milano and (where's Tony?) Eva Longoria:

FROM PEOPLE: ' After his Friday night concert at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Timberlake, 25, hit the Jet nightclub with his entourage, where he danced with Milano, 34, and chatted with Longoria, 31. At 4:00 a.m. the whole crew headed to an after-after party at the Palms' Hardwood Suite in the hotel's new 347-room Fantasy Tower. The $25,000-a-night, 10,000-square suite features an indoor basketball court, complete with scoreboard and locker room. "Justin played basketball for quite a while with Eva and Alyssa," says a source. He and about 100 other revelers "stayed there for a couple hours." '

Girl Fight Tonight! Your lips are gonna kiss the street!

FROM THE NY POST:

' January 17, 2007 -- CAMERON Diaz is not over Justin Timberlake just yet, and things got heated when she saw her ex chatting up Jessica Biel in L.A. after the Golden Globes. Sources say the temperamental star "blew up" at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." The "Charlie's Angels" star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star. "If that's how she wants to get him back, it won't work," said our insider. "She's desperate." Reps for Diaz did not return our call. '


Diaz allegedly threatened to tie up Biel and stick her make-up artist on her.

How can you bring sexy back with just one person?

In case there was any doubt that Justin and Cam Diaz were sooooo over, they released a joint statement confirming their break-up:

“It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we’ve spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship, and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another.”

And it looks like Justin has already found a new ladyfriend:


From Life & Style:
' Just days after his split from Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake’s moving on! At LA club Social Hollywood on Jan. 3, his attention was focused on one woman: Scarlett Johansson!

“They arrived together and stuck together all night,” says a partygoer. “They kept flirting and hugging. '
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Aw, don't worry Cammy, someone way hotter than JT loves ya:



In Maxim magazine, Eva Mendes said, "If I were a guy I'd ask Cameron to marry me. She's got the greatest spirit and she has the cutest, tighest butt. Her butt is so cute I can't take it."

We Don't Need No Stinking Boys!

FROM STAR:

' The first meeting of the new-membership Lonely Girls Club came to order on Tuesday night, January 9, when Cameron Diaz, 34 (of whom boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, recently said, "It's over," say sources), her Charlie's Angels pal Drew Barrymore, 31 (reportedly on the outs with boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti), and perpetual prowler Lindsay Lohan, 20, hooked up for a power party at the hot West Hollywood club Hyde. Diaz had been a presenter earlier in the evening during the People's Choice Awards in L.A.

"It looked like a fun 'Girl's Night Out' of bonding," says a source. "They were laughing and having a great time." And even though the male club-goers that evening included Lindsay's hunky ex, Harry Morton, 25, "all boys were ignored!" the source adds. '

And people are complaining there's no snow this winter!

From Star So Take It For What It's Worth

STAR magazine reports that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have split:

Sources say the glamorous due [sic-yeah, spellcheck morons!] broke up and went their separate ways after a serious discussion that ended with Justin deciding that his days with Cam were numbered. "They had been planning to be together in Tennessee with his folks," says a source. "But he came out alone and she stayed in L.A." And on Dec. 23, as he partied with friends in Senses nightclub in Memphis, the source says, Justin told fellow revelers: "Me and Cameron? We're done." He also confided to those friends that "the breakup is for keeps!"


You know Britney is hoping this is true.