Showing posts with label fugly fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fugly fashion. Show all posts

Friday, January 30, 2009

The Mom Jeans Hall of Shame


Jessica Simpson's been getting a lot of flack for her weight gain and many believe the culprit is the godawful Mom Jeans she wore to that chili cookoff (BTW If I were the winner of that chili cookoff, I'd be so pissed right now that no one's even talking about me!!)

Now of course Jess has packed on a few as evidenced here by another poor, poor style choice (can somebody please call Stacy and Clinton already??):


But even there, she doesn't look quite as large as she did in those wretched jeans.

No one, I repeat NO ONE, looks good in those things:


Here's Kim KardASShian, who came to Jess's defense and said that she looked "hot" , probably because she thinks she also looks hot in her same exact pair.


Here's Scarlett Johanson wearing nearly the same outfit as Jessica.


Of course, fellow size 2, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Mischa Barton looks like shit in them too!


JUST SAY NO TO MOM JEANS!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Thank you for being a friend

So check out this ensemble that St. Angelina recently wore to the premiere of The Long and Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Germany:




Hey Angie,



Dorothy Zbornak is not pleased and will cut you!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The candidates keep abreast of the voting situation!

"Thank you!! Wow, what a great response!"



"Man, he's getting really desperate!"



Let this be a lesson to all the ladies out there: White top - NUDE bra!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

You can do it Spencer!

After you're through with Heidi, just use your toe!



Speaking of Heidi, I am sorry to report that after only one year, her fashion line, “Heidiwood” for Anchor Blue is being discontinued.



This really sucks. I was planning to be an 80's hooker for Halloween this year. Where the hell am I gonna get my costume now?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Republican National Committee is helping the economy doggonit!


Politco.com reported today that the Republican National Committee spent more than $150,000 on clothing, accessories, and beauty treatments for Sarah Palin since she was announced as John McCain's Vice-Presidental pick.

Financial disclosure statements documented the charges--all paid for by the RNC. They included:
$75,062.63 at a Minneapolis Neiman Marcus
$49,425.74 at Saks Fifth Avenues in St. Louis and New York
$4,716.49 for hair and makeup

Spokesperson Tracy Schmitt defended the spending saying,"With all of the important issues facing the country right now, it’s remarkable that we’re spending time talking about pantsuits and blouses. It was always the intent that the clothing go to a charitable purpose after the campaign."

That charitable purpose? The Foundation for Pissed off Republican Campaign Contributors.

In comparison, during Hillary Clinton's campaign, the Democratic National Committee saved money by buying white pantsuits from Sears and getting them dyed at Payless.

Monday, April 28, 2008

She loves the 80's


I suddenly have the urge to watch Beat Street while eating mashed potatoes and biscuits!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I always think of Bjork around Oscartime, and here she is!

Bjork has been cancelled from appearing at a music festival in Serbia after allegedly making pro-Kosovan remarks at a concert in Japan.

Organizers of the Exit Festival, which will take place in Novi Sad, Serbia in July, dropped Bjork from the line-up after she dedicated a track called Declare Independence to the Balkan state of Kosovo (Serbia refuses to acknowledge Kosovo's independence after Kosovo recently broke away from Serbian rule. )

On her cancellation Bjork said, "Maybe a Serb attended my concert and called home, and therefore the concert in Novi Sad was cancelled."

Well they certainly didn't cancel her for her impeccable taste in clothing! Don't sweat it Bjork. It's just human behavior.

SOURCE


Monday, February 25, 2008

Juno who the fuck you're talking to Stuart?



Oscar-winner Juno writer (Yabba Dabba) Diablo Cody gave a big F-U to shoe designer Stuart Weitzman last night by NOT wearing those fugly shoes worth 1 MILLION!! dollars to the Academy Awards. She blogged about feeling used to pimp them out on her Myspace page on Friday:

Million-dollar WHAT?
Current mood: Agitee

Yesterday, my stylist took me to go try on my Oscar shoes, which were made for me by Stuart Weitzman. They were sparkly. Kind of retro. With hefty brooches to be affixed atop each narrow toebox. I was pleased, but it wasn't, like, an event.

Today, I read this. NEWS TO ME, kids. I must have somehow missed the part where my shoes cost a MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS and my "choice" of footwear would be publicized nationwide. I honestly thought they were just sparkly shoes. Mr. Weitzman did mention that the diamonds were real when I tried them on, but I'm not Nancy Rockman, Expert Gemologist. I didn't, you know, bust out my miniature spyglass and assess the potential worth of my kicks.

I swear to God, I have the most bizarre life. Truly.

This looks really attention-whorey, and for once, I didn't do it on purpose.

I'm flattered that they picked me (surprise!) to wear the Pimp Shooz, but WTF, right?

ETA: I'm actually really pissed about this, now that I think about it. They're using me to publicize their stupid shoes and NOBODY ASKED ME. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide. I'm sorry if I sound like a party-pooper, but Jeebus.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY!!


Britney's still desperate for attention!

PIC

Monday, October 22, 2007

What the Fuck?

Here's yet another shot from the set of the Sex and the City movie. From what I can gather, this is the scene where Carrie Bradshaw escapes from the mental institution.

Where'd they get the snow in New York City anyway? Is Lindsay Lohan in this movie?


Monday, September 24, 2007

Sex Shots

The Sex and the City movie is currently filming in New York City and the following photos have surfaced. It looks AWESOME!!!!!








Ok, ok, to see the real photos click here


Speaking of the movie, word is that the claws have already come back out between Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker after Kim reportedly stormed out "scowling" from the reunion party for the cast held at the NYC restaurant Butter over the weekend to celebrate the start of filming. Awww, just like old times!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Thank God for Debbie!


I don't care what anyone says. Debbie Harry rules. How many 60 year olds do you know that can pull this look off? Ok, so she's not exactly pulling it off, but she sure is awesome for wearing it.

PHOTO

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Feel better about yourself X 2

Don't say I never give you anything. Here's a couple photos of Pam Anderson and Kate Moss without Hollywood's magical beer googles:

Damn, put on some shoes girl!


Kate looks like she needs a trash can. Too bad Pete's no longer around.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Now that's one classy bitch


Here's a photo taken yesterday of Britney reportedly on the set of her music video. I feel kind mean, it seems every other post lately is of Brit wearing some horribly craptastic outfit. I can't help it though, it's like a train wreck, but with a weave.

Rumor is, the song the video is for is titled Get Back!! (No problem there Brit....Hey, now I get the outfit!) I sure hope they hired the effects team from Paula Abdul's Promise of a New Day video.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Please put it away

"Oh good, they're here! Wait till they see how hot I look!"


"Thanks for showing up guys! Sorry about the short notice, I didn't even have time to buy a suit."


"It's cool though y'all, I'll just wear my bra and undies! Oh no, can you see through the bottoms if I get wet though? Oops, I did it again!"

"Did you get it the first time or should I take off my dress again?"

Friday, May 25, 2007

Fashion Icon

Isn't she lovely?


I'll wait for you to catch your breath after looking at this awe-inspiring vision.

Ok, so in other classy Britney news, both Brit and ex-Witherspoon, Ryan Phillipe, have denied that they hooked up last week in the bathroom at the LA nightclub Les Deux despite a story in the National Enquirer where a source claimed the bodyguards "busted in the door [of the bathroom] and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing."

SOURCE

Thursday, May 24, 2007

"My dead husband ain't wearing your outdated shoes!"

"Why can't you just leave me alone? I hate being famous and now it's worse than when I was alive!"

Courtney Love is pissed at Dr. Martens shoes because of this advertisement that features Kurt Cobain sitting in on a cloud in heaven adorned in the roach stompers.

Her rep said to PEOPLE:"Courtney had no idea this was taking place and would never have approved such a use. She thinks it's outrageous that a company is allowed to commercially gain from such a despicable use of her husband's picture. It does appear that in the UK what Dr. Martens has done is allowed. Courtney did not, and would not, approve of such a use of Kurt's name and likeness."

The ad is part of a campaign featuring several dead rock stars, including Sid Vicious from The Sex Pistols and Joey Ramone from The Ramones.

Dr. Martens's U.S. office did not immediately return calls to PEOPLE.

Me thinks she's more pissed off that she isn't getting a piece more than the fact that it's in bad taste.

I had no idea they still even made Dr. Martens. I think the last time I saw someone wearing a pair was around 1996. I never wore them personally. I got the real shit--combat boots from the army/navy store. (Holla Kate!) Yeah, we were badass. Or assbad. One of those.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Trannies revolt! Britney is no Madge!

FROM PAGE SIX:
' May 23, 2007 -- WHO knew Miami was such a tough crowd? When Britney Spears did an impromptu lip-sync/dance performance at Mansion on Saturday night, the reception was less than enthusiastic. The crowd, full of "trannies and gay guys," according to our spy, sneered at "those hideous white go-go boots and ratty extensions." One particularly unimpressed audience member: Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone, who told our source, "My sister would never go onstage looking like that." '



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