Liar liar, Slutty pants on fire!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have always denied that they hooked up during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith since at the time Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

In a recent interview in the New York Times however, Angelina finally confirmed what everyone already knew: that she's a homewrecker.

Angelina says that looks forward to showing the movie to her 65 children because "Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love."

Come on kids, let's watch Mommy and Daddy try to kill each other!

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Kid Rock: 'Pam's a crazy liar & Kanye sucks' --Yup, pretty much sums it up

So lots of Kid Rock news lately. He has publicly accused ex-wife Pamela Anderson (who is now set to marry Rick Solomon - she's has finally met her perfect mate!) of pulling the ultimate crazy drama queen stunt: lying about a miscarriage.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Kid said:

"She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah. She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up."

So Kid, not even knowing about the "pregnancy" freaked out, chartered a plane, and flew to Vancouver to see her. Then he said, "When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, `That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'"

Pam's such a moron. She totally wasted the miscarriage trick. Every girl knows that first you lie about being pregnant to get the guy to do what you want. That way you can save the miscarriage for another time down the road for sympathy. Dumbass!

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In other Kid Rock news, Kid has made a wager to 50 Cent and Kanye West (thanks a lot for resurrecting that one Kid) that his new album, titled Rock & Roll Jesus, will sell more copies in the long run than both Kanye and Fiddy's albums combined.

Kid says, "I bet, in the long run, I sell more records than both of those two put together. Because of the options that are available for getting records out nowadays, I might not be able to move 12 million records, but I do think I have a shot at having a diamond {10 million) record."

Earth to Kid Rock - it isn't 1999 anymore, you have already released Devil Without a Cause, and there's no way you are going to sell 10 million albums. That said, I hope he does outsell Kanye and Fiddy so they'll both fucking shut up.

Which brings us to the awesome part, pay attention now: Kid adds, "I'm a rapper by nature. I started out as a DJ. To me, hip-hop is the blues music of our day and age. But writing a rap song is 10 times easier than writing a melodic song that's hopefully going to be around 20 years from now. I think it's much harder to come up with melody and chord progression. There's been some great rap. I don't hear a lot of it lately."

BURN!!! OMG, how I wish I could see Kanye's face when he reads that shit. I love you Kid Rock! Too bad Joe C.'s not alive, he could totally kick Kanye's sissy ass.

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Shut the hell up, we all saw you laughing at her!

Rihanna is the latest person to jump on the Leave Britney Alone train. Here's what she has to say (now) in a recent interview when asked about Brit's tour de force VMA performance:

"You can't judge her performance without knowing what was going on with her personally. She had so much pressure for that one performance. I'm telling you, it's not easy being on that stage. I performed for a minute and a half, and I was extremely nervous. To have the amount of pressure that Britney had? I don't know what I would've done. She did her best, so leave her alone."

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Backpeddle--eddle---eddle...

Get her Chrissy!

Hey Sandra, can you take back all the mental images too?

In Do-We-Even-Still-Care? news, comedienne Sandra Bernhard is pulling a Marcia Brady regarding her relationship with Madonna in the late 80's. She is now saying that while they were very close friends, they were never lovers, even though they implied they were at the time.

Sandra said, "I don't mind being asked about Madonna. It was awesome at the time. We had a really funny friendship and kind of played with the press and the media. It was before the internet and there was still a little bit of allure and excitement and fun to it."

I don't know why, but this pisses me off a little. I kinda feel used. That was the first time as a child I can remember learning what a lesbian was.


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Vick: "I'm so sorry"......I got caught

Here are some quotes Michael Vick just made at a press conference after officially pleading guilty to federal dogfighting charges:

"I will redeem myself. I have to."

"Dogfighting is a terrible thing. I reject it. I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least. I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature, so that means I need to grow up."

"I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to be a better Michael Vick the person, not the football player."

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Unhappy Feet

Kirsten Dunst left the NY Premiere of Spiderman 3 early Monday night, claiming she was sick. However she was later spotted at a club in the West Village celebrating her birthday.

But the real story here is the mystery rash on her feet! Ewww!

Let this be lesson for all you liars out there. See what happens!

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Yeah, and Lindsay's Sober and Chinese Democracy is Coming Out

I think the unseasonably warm weather has these morons thinking it's April Fool's Day and not Christmas.


Paris Hilton Says She's Been Celibate for 'Six or Seven Months'

By Jennifer Cox
Dec 18, 2006

Many folks mocked celebrity socialite Paris Hilton when she declared that she was swearing off sex this summer. But the party girl is sticking with her story. According to a report from MSNBC Paris says she has been off sex for about six or seven months.

Uh-huh. Jeannette Walls reports in the Monday morning 'Scoop' offering that the hotel heiress is who reportedly has been dumped by her panty-less best friend, Britney Spears insists she’s made good on the no-sex claim.

When asked by a reporter how long it’s been since she’s had sex, Hilton said, “About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care,” reports the London Mirror. “I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex.”

Hilton insists that she’s actually quite modest in that area.

“I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single,” Hilton declared. “Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.”

Paris Hilton the role model. Of course it is always difficult to tell with Ms. Hilton as she is also reportedly set to marry her on/off sweetie Stavros Niarchos.

ASININE PARIS QUOTE OF THE DAY :

According to Star Pulse She told the Daily Star in the UK, "It's true. I am going to get married. "I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron of honor. She can advise me."

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The only thing I can think Britney can advise Paris of is to make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nup.