Scarlett's pissed

Looks like Woody Allen has a new muse. Woody has cast Slumdog Millionaire (anyone heard of that movie??) star, Freida Pinto his latest film.

Also on board for the unnamed project, Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin, and Sir Anthony Hopkins.

And not Scarlett Johanson!

Hopefully this will turn out better for Freida, than Pink Panther 2 did for fellow Indian actress Aishwarya Rai.

And don't feel too sorry for Scarlett. She still gets to come home to this:


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Watch out Pussycats, there's a new show in town!

Melanie Brown (aka Mel B) and Kelly Monaco are set to star in a new burlesque show in Vegas called PEEPSHOW. Although the dancers in the show will be topless, Mel and Kelly will not be. (For anyone that wants to see Kelly's boobs, just google "Kelly Monaco Playboy") Both women have appeared on Dancing With the Stars.

Here's the plot, Kelly's character is "Little Bo Peep," a timid and lonely girl who is guided by Mel's, "Peep Diva,"who says she will be "scantily clad, but in a classy way."

Mel went on to tell PEOPLE, "This is an original show. The Peep Diva is a diva, but it's all about empowering Kelly's part."

I know, wow! Although, I think I saw a porno like that once.

Like the Pussycat Doll lounge act, the show will have a revolving cast of guest (C-list) celebrities starring in it. Let's just hope this show doesn't spawn a pop group.

Let's check in the rehearsals:

Ashley--no ABBY'S back

Here's a couple of clips from tonight's episode of How I Met Your Mother featuring the return of Britney as Abby.