Donna's Back on 90210! Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue!

Here's a sneak peek at tonight's episode of 90210 with the return of Donna Martin, Fashion Designer Extraordinaire:



So, Silver's normal again?

Donna Martin will save 90210!

Guess what? Donna Martin is finally going to come back to 90210!! Tori Spelling is reportedly very, very close to finalizing the deal to guest star on the new series!! How close? As close as Kelly's bare ass was to the dirt in the woods when that asshole senior didn't bring a blanket!!

I can't wait to see Donna Martin again!! I wonder if she's still married to David as well as a top fashion designer! Whatever it is, I'm sure she'll get into some wacky and zany hijincks like she used to.

Let's celebrate Donna's return with some of her greatest moments!









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Jessica dissed by Beverly Hills bitches

"You better stay that way girlie. Kelly Taylor is the HBIC around here!"

I love when new-old gossip surfaces, especially when it's about the ever-awesome Beverly Hills, 90210!

So remember way back in 1998 when Jessica Alba played the knocked-up teen who came to the clinic where Saint Kelly was working? And she was a homophobe who didn't want a gay couple to adopt her baby? And then Kelly's homophobic tendencies came out (even though a season before that she was bff's with Blossom's gay brother that had AIDS and Kelly was like "I can't believe there's a disease that kills lovers."--BEST LINE EVER!) and she didn't want them to adopt the baby either?

So anyway, in a recent interview, Jessica recently spilled that she was contractually forbidden from making eye contact with the cast during the filming of her episodes.

Jess said, "I don't really know why. Maybe because the leading characters were so popular they didn't want other actors looking at them. You wouldn't be allowed to talk to them unless they spoke to you first. It was bizarre. But I guess that's what happens when you become a big star.
A lot of actors get away with murder on set, but I always like to be part of the crew."

Damn, BITCHES!! And Shannon wasn't even on the show anymore at that point. It's pretty awesome that she's a bigger star now than any of them.

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Cameron's nights out

So Thursday night rumored new couple Cameron Diaz and Djimon Hounsou were spotted "all over each other" at Hyde in LA. PAGE SIX reports ' They arrived around 1:30 a.m. and stayed for about an hour. They cozied up to each other at a table and left together in Cameron's black Prius. While Cameron was all smiles when they left, Djimon kept his head down, partially hiding his face under his cap." '

The following night Cameron and ex Justin Timberlake crossed paths at Whiskey bar in the Sunset Marquis Hotel. According to PEOPLE, Timberlake was hanging out with Martin Scorsese and about eight other people at a table inside the hotel's bar. (I really hope they were discussing making Dick in a Box into a feature length film) About 1 a.m., Diaz arrived and Justin got up and went over to her and they chatted quietly and friendlily.

This surprised me, I would have thought Justin would have a restraining order by now. What is it with this guy? It seems every woman he dates ends up nuts after they break up. I blame him for Britney. Forget about sexy, he's bringing crazy back.

But good for Cameron for getting with a real man. I haven't seen Blood Diamond yet, but I loved him in In America and as the doorman that tore up Kelly Taylor's fake ID on 90210.

Donna Martin Refrigerates!

Eonline reports that expectant mother Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott are having a couples-shower for their upcoming baby hosted by Tupperware! Yes, this is news.

That's just awesome to me. Tupperware has been cool ever since Kimberly on Melrose had the split personality and when she became Betsy she was all prim and proper and hosted Tupperware parties. Hey maybe Marcia Cross will come to the party. Wow! 90210, Melrose, Donna's pregnant, Kimberly's pregnant and what seals them all neatly and airtightly together? TUPPERWARE! I'm so deep I make myself cry sometimes.

Anyway Tori is still on the outs with her mom Candy, but her tv mom from the sadly-taken-from-us-before-it's-time show So noTORIous, Loni Anderson will be there.

Dylan and Renee?

From the NY POST:

' NEW couple alert: Renée Zellweger is cruising on a "90210" cast member. The "Miss Potter" star went out with Luke Perry Thursday night. Seated at an intimate table at the Sunset Tower hotel's Tower Bar restaurant, they were "definitely on a date," said our L.A. spy. "They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees." '


Hey Renee, a word of advice: Watch out for that bitch Kelly Taylor!

Donna Martin Procreates Update

Tori is quoted in PEOPLE recently as saying: "Every night when I walk by my mirror I just stare at my belly and I'm so impressed by it. You always wonder what you'll look like when you're pregnant and it looks good. I like being pregnant."

Her husband Dean McDermott then said: "She looks so sexy naked." ' (I bet that valley in the middle of her chest filled out.)

While Spelling said she is expecting a boy "in late March," McDermott added, "We haven't decided on a first name, but his middle name will be Aaron," in honor of Spelling's late father, TV mogul Aaron Spelling, who died last June. '

Tori then said of their upcoming reality show (where they will own a bed & breakfast) "We are still newlyweds – with a baby on the way. It's Newlyweds, Part Two." (Um, do you know how that one turned out?)

Sorry but ever since the awesome So NoTORIous, I can't help but root for Tori.

Does anyone watch those 90210 reruns on SoapNet? It's great! They're in the Senior Year episodes right now so I highly advise checking them out. Yesterday was the one with a big dance coming up. Kelly, Donna, and Brenda had the coolest spandex dresses ever for the event. But the problem was everyone was afraid of the gangster kids from another school coming (because that's what tough kids from the streets like to do for fun- attend high school dances). West Beverly even hired mean security guards to turn all the black kids away, even the ones that went to West Beverly (can't be too careful!) A fight nearly broke out and there were rumors of guns and alcohol consumption (not Donna)! Everything worked out in the end though, thanks to the always self-righteous Brandon Walsh, a craptasic musical performance by David Silver (following an even more craptastic mic check), and the rest of the gang! Then in a perfect ending, everyone did the electric slide in racial harmony.

Brandon and Dylan reunited in Beverly Hills

"Get over it Dylan, she chose herself."

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Tori is hard up for cash

Tori Spelling Hawks Her Wares

If your wardrobe has a hole that only a be-daisied babydoll dress, circa 1993, can fill, then Tori Spelling has just the sale for you.

The Beverly Hills, 90210 alum is opening her house—or at least, yard—to '90s-lovin' bargain hunters, TV memorabilia collectors and, most of all, schadenfreude-seeking stargazers, holding a public yard sale Friday and Saturday at her Studio City home.

In an announcement first posted to both www.estatesaleshop.com and neighborhood utility poles—and, subsequently, to nearly every celebcentric blog in existence—Spelling and Dean McDermott, her husband of seven months, invited the masses to peruse and, with any luck, purchase more than a decade's worth of wares from their front lawn.

Or, as their flyer puts it, to "Take Some Tori Home."

According to the online posting, the fiscally challenged couple plans to hawk remnants of Spelling's "last 15 years of buying and collecting" and will include such potential stocking stuffers as photos, crystal sconces, designer clothes, paintings, 19th-, 20th- and 21st-century antiques and, as is customary of any yard sale, celebrity-sponsored or not, "assorted bric-a-brac."

The sale kicked off this morning at 9 a.m., and E! Online senior editor Marc Malkin reports that early-morning shoppers, who began lining up outside the estate at 5:30, have already hauled off such star-worthy spoils as a garage-door opener, a Louis Vuitton hatbox and an embroidered pillow in custom-made white shopping bags stamped with "Tori Spelling."

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I wish I lived in California so I could have gone. I wonder if she sold that hot-ass outfit she wore in the episode where David was making the rock video and she played the last woman in a post-apocalyptic Peach Pit After Dark. I'd rock that shit. Or what about the mermaid costume that she couldn't move in in the Halloween episode where Kelly almost got raped? Or the red dress she couldn't move in at the dance? That Donna and her wacky outfits! BTW, I googled Donna Martin and found this www.donnamartin.com and I was so bummed out it wasn't an actual site with the real Donna Martin Original designs. I wonder how many emails this lady gets asking for her to design them a wedding dress.

Ok, I'll stop now.