Naomi begins sweeping

Let's check in with Naomi Campbell's community service. Yesterday was her first day. Naomi worked it like a runway show (Morgan- you get two points!) showing up at Pier 36 Sanitation Department at 8am wearing $1,000 Christian Louboutin boots, a Chanel hat, and a $1,500.00 Azzedine Alaia coat. She had her work boots slung over her shoulder.

Once inside, she made sure her boots were locked away safely in an office, changed into a reflective vest, gloves and a dust mask, and then got to work.

Deputy Sanitation Chief Albert Durrell swears she wasn't treated any differently from the non-supermodel criminals. After she left he said "She was sweeping the floors in the garage, and she came here ready to work. " He also said she interacted with co-workers (meaning she probably told them to fuck off and not to look at her) and ate takeout from a Spanish restaurant in Alphabet City.

Fellow workers may want to consider hiding their cell phones. A "pal" of Naomi's was quoted by the Daily News as saying, "She will inevitably have her hair and makeup done every day she is there. Having to wake up early already makes her cranky. By Friday, she might be a little bit punchy."

Hang in there Naomi! Oh, and, you missed a spot!

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Maybe it was the pizza deliveryman

Penn Wants Bush Impeached ... But Hang On Just A Sec, Wouldja?

Sean Penn railed against President Bush and Vice President Cheney last night in New York and even called for their impeachment – but he first had to take a phone call while at the podium.

As FOX News reports, the Oscar-winning actor was honored with the Christopher Reeve First Amendment Award from the Creative Coalition, and even though his message was a fervent, stern one, he couldn't quite get on track because his cell phone kept ringing. Penn decided he had to answer the call. Still, once he got going, he went there: "If we attempt to impeach for lying about a [certain oral sex act], yet accept these almost certain abuses without challenge, we become a [human] stain on the flag we wave," said Penn.

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He is so humorless he totally missed out on a perfect set-up for a Lewinsky joke. Where did you go Jeff Spicoli?