Asshat of the Week

I haven't done an Asshat of the Week in quite some time, however this fuckhead father sure makes up for all the ones I missed.




Someone call child services. Hell, call Britney. Anyone's better than this piece of shit father.

Hey Larry, Flavor Flav wants his hat back!

The sad part is, Larry King actually believes he is piloting a Viking ship and that his name is Captain Óleifr.

But just let him think that, he's in his happy place and dinner isn't until 4.

BREAKING NEWS!

An Olsen twin smiles!

You can do it Spencer!

After you're through with Heidi, just use your toe!



Speaking of Heidi, I am sorry to report that after only one year, her fashion line, “Heidiwood” for Anchor Blue is being discontinued.



This really sucks. I was planning to be an 80's hooker for Halloween this year. Where the hell am I gonna get my costume now?

Time to play: How Low Will the Paparazzi Go?

Halle Berry is the one celebrity mother who refuses to sell out her new baby.

What to do? What to do?

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