Can I get one too?

Here's some people that will be receiving their stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next year: Hugh Jackman, Ben Kingsley, The Village People, Tinkerbell, Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy, Cameron Diaz, Robert Downey Jr., Tim Burton, Leslie Caron, Charles Durning, Ralph Fiennes, Samantha Fox, William Petersen, Kyra Sedgwick, John Stamos, Kimmy Gibbler, Mark Burnett, Chuck Lorre, Kenny "Baby Face" Edmonds, Ace of Base, Dave Koz, The Miracles, Tito Jackson, Doug Morris, Rush, Shakira, Pauly Shore, KFI radio personality Bill Handel and KCRW host Harry Shearer, who also provides voices for characters on "The Simpsons."

Seriously, is this part of the Economic Stimulus program? Do celebrities get stars on the Walk of Fame instead of checks from the government? And because they're married, do William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman get one star or two?

(Yeah some of those I made up, try to figure out which ones! It's harder than you think!)

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Shoot me now!

The New Kids on the Block have a new video. I can't believe I just typed that. So now you can see them lip sync awful lyrics like "With your flip flops, half shirt, short shorts, mini skirt" with synchronized dance moves while wearing all white. Didn't the Backstreet Boys do this ten years ago. Wait, didn't the New Kids on the Block do this twenty years ago? Yeah, it's really, really pathetic. I keep looking for Heidi Montag in the beach scenes and sadly, she's not there.

On the other hand, sometimes attempting to recapture your glory days works awesomely:

Rockstar: KISS?

Because they haven't made enough money yet, KISS founding members Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are in talks to launch an "American Idol style" tv show to find four new replacements for KISS so the band can continue on long after they retire.

Manager Doc McGhee said, "I believe that KISS can go on forever. I believe that there is a way - and we are talking to people and we're pretty close to getting it done - about finding the four new members of KISS."

Well, it worked for Menudo.

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Vanilla Ice Is a Wife-beater....Allegedly

All right stop! Collaborate and listen
Ice is back, I've been taken to prison
Last night, I grabbed my wife tightly
Cause she bitched like spazz and pissed me off slightly

Would she ever stop? I didn't know
So I turned off the lights and I beat that ho

Cops came to the scene and took me in like a vandal
I was under pressure, but that's a whole other scandal

DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING

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