Here we go again.

Oh Miley. Is anyone else getting tired of all the Miley Cyrus photo scandals? Just after all the hoopla died down from that Vanity Fair photo, here comes a couple new photos for everyone to get all worked up over.

They looked innocent enough, until it was revealed that the guy in the pictures is 22-years old. (Miley's 15--or so they claim. Personally, I think she's 35. It takes some time to develop that whisky and Marlboros voice.)

His name is Marshall and he is one of Miley's backup dancers. Hmm, back-up dancer. Where have we heard this one before?

I'm sure she's still a virgin Billy Ray!

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If there is a sudden rise in teenage prenancies, blame Hannah Montana

"We've actually been talking. She's now really excited, so I'm proud of her. I think she's done the best she can." Miley Cyrus on Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy

Good job moron, now all these dumbass tweens who worship you will all go out and get pregnant because they think that will make you proud.

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Be Yourself!!

This is as confusing as Puff/P./Daddy/Sean John/Combs/Douche. Miley Cyrus, who's alter ego is Hannah Montana, was actually born Destiny Hope Cyrus, but now she has officially changed her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Got that?

Between Hannah/Miley/Destiny, Diddy/Douche, and Britney/Cybil--I think there's identity crisis in the water in Hollywood. Although in Miley's case, I'll say good call. Destiny Hope? Did Billy Ray want her to become a stripper? Or a contestant on Rock of Love?

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