Charlie and Denise's daughters in 4 car pileup

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards's daughters were involved in a car accident yesterday afternoon when a Honda Civic cut off the Mercedes the girls were riding in (driven by their nanny), causing a four car pileup.

Fortunately Sam and Lol were not harmed. The only person who was injured was the driver of the Honda, who was taken to the hospital.

Charlie's publicist Stan Rosenfiled told PEOPLE, "Charlie told me that the girls are fine. He said it could have been much worse. They were in their car seats, and he is extremely grateful for the safety features from Mercedes.”

In related news, the girls also seem to (so far) be unharmed from a recent train wreck they were involved in.

I don't get it

Why didn't Britney just pay the damn $150?

Why couldn't the jury reach a decision?

Why are they spending taxpayers' money on this?

Why did this even go to trial in the first place?

Why is this news?

Why do I care?

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Annual Self-Indulgent Wrestlemania Comments

So Angelina and Brad may or may not have gotten married this weekend. WHO GIVES A CRAP? Yesterday was WRESTLEMANIA!!!



I have to say this was probably the best one in a long time. Most of the matches were great, the highlight of the night being the emotional Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels match (shut up, so what if I cried when HBK said "I'm sorry, I love you.") I was really surprised to see Orton keep the WWE title. All in all a really good night. Highlights are above for anyone that cares.

Of course, there were a couple of exceptions:



Ok, WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY NEED THIS BITCH FOR? She came out and announced the attendance. Yup, that's all she did. Oh, and Mr. Kennedy yelled in her face--that was pretty cool. Too bad the Boogeyman (is he even still in the WWE?)didn't feed her any worms since the she's bitching to PEOPLE about not being able to eat healthy. That's So Raven was there too, but I'm not going to pick on her because she was making sick children's dreams come true or some shit like that.




The Bunnymania match. The only good part was when the lights went out (7:22). I think God was trying to tell the WWE something. And what the hell was the reason for that kiss between Snoop Dog and Maria?



Here's the much hyped Floyd Mayweather vs. Big Show match. I wonder if ESPN realizes rasslin's fake?

And yes, Undertaker beat my boyfriend for the Heavyweight Title. We all knew it was gonna happen. Hell of a match though.


Unfortunately, the WWE is never far from scandal and during the grand finale fireworks display, there was a malfunction and over 40 fans were injured when fireworks and cables landed on the crowd. Fortunately though while many were burned, no one was seriously injured.

On the malfunction, Gene Snitsky has released a statement exclusively to Asshat Hollywood: "It wasn't my fault."

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Oh great, now they'll think all our beauty queens are drunks

Funny, but Sandra Bullock did it better in Miss Congeniality.

Herbie- Fully Loaded

I'm sure by now everyone's heard of Lindsay Lohan's very busy Memorial Day Weekend.

She crashed her car into a curb early Saturday morning, had some minor injuries to her "upper chest area" (?) and was arrested for driving under the influence. Then the cops found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car so further charges could be filed and she might just find herself in jail.

Now she may be headed back to rehab as early as today but not before she got one more night of partying in. Last night she reportedly stumbled out of the club around 4:00 AM and collapsed. A bouncer had to pick her drunk ass up and put her in the (thankfully) passenger seat of her SUV.

Wow, so first the Laguna Beach idiots, then Joe Francis, then Paris, now Lindsay. I love it! The police sure are meeting their quota for Hollywood cokehead skanks!

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Get well Don!

While in Cannes promoting Ocean's Thirteen, Don Cheadle was stung by a jellyfish. He was swimming with his daughter at the time and sacrificed himself to protect her. "I took the hit for my daughter," he said.

Don is recovering. Fortunately for him, Joey, Chandler, and Monica were nearby and we able to pee on the sting just in the nick of time.

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Lindsay ran over some dude, or did she?

A photographer has accused Lindsay Lohan of running him over in New York, but she says he's faking it more than Tom and Katie on their wedding night!

Witnesses say Lindsay rolled her BMW toward the guy, who then dropped to the ground and started writhing. Lindsay left in her bodyguard's car but later was called back by the police for questioning. The photographer was taken to St. Luke's hospital and the extent of his "injuries" is unknown at this point.

I could just see this happening. It was probably an afterthought ("Oohh, rich moron that can't drive!") and he dropped down a couple seconds too late and then oversold it to compensate. Can't blame the guy for tryin' though.

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James Blunt ran over his fan

James Blunt ran over an autograph seeker's foot early Saturday morning while trying to leave a pre-Oscar party.

Celebrity photographer Jody Santos told STAR, "When James left the party with his girlfriend Petra Nemcova at about 2 a.m., they were surrounded by photographers and autograph seekers. When the valet brought their car, they jumped in and James drove really slowly because there were so many people around his car. He sped up and the next thing you know, some guy was lying on the street! Fortunately I saw him slowly get up."

People yelled for James to stop, but he either didn't hear them or ignored them. Santos continued, "There was a lot of chaos, so he probably couldn't hear them or just wasn't aware, but I would imagine he felt something when he ran over the poor guy. Maybe he thought it was a speed bump."

When Star tried to ask about the incident, James' publicist snapped, "You should not ask that type of question at an Oscar event!" Well she does have a point, the Oscars way more important than some regular person's health.

What an asshat!! Who is stupid enough to run over someone's foot with a car? (Kate, if you are reading this: SHUT IT!)

At least he got some material for a new hit:

I left a party
I got in my car
I tried to leave
But didn't get far
I felt something under my front wheel
I thought it was a cat
But then some guy was screaming
So I guess it wasn't that

Your foot will heal
Your foot will heal
Your foot will heal
It's true.
I saw your toes, they were flattened I suppose
And you'll have to buy new shoes
Sorry, I guess it was the booze

Brandy Sued for 50 Million

' The parents of a woman killed in a freeway crash involving Brandy sued the actress-singer for $50 millionUS yesterday. The wrongful-death suit claims Brandy was driving recklessly when her Land Rover struck the back of a Honda driven by Awatef Aboudihaj, 38. The suit was filed on behalf of Aboudihaj Ahmed and Labridi Zohra in Los Angeles Superior Court. It comes a day after the California Highway Patrol recommended Brandy be charged with misdemeanour vehicular manslaughter in the Dec. 30 accident. '
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In related news: How unfair! Brandy is a celebrity!
From TMZ:
' Black civil rights leaders in Los Angeles claim the California Highway Patrol has made singer/actress Brandy "a political trophy."

The Los Angeles City Attorney is deciding whether to file misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter charges against Brandy, whose Land Rover slammed into a Toyota on the 405 Freeway killing the driver.

Today, Najee Ali, leader of Project Islamic HOPE, said the CHP's recommendation to file charges against the singer "is unfairly targeting her for prosecution because of her celebrity." Ali told TMZ he is organizing an e-mail campaign in the African American community to put pressure on City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo to reject the case.

Delgadillo says "We will treat this case like every other case and treat it very seriously because someone died." '


Um, excuse me? Reject the case because she's a celebrity? What is this, the Vince Neil loophole? Does she think she's getting PUNK'D again? She's not even much of a celebrity anymore. Wasn't there a very special episode of Moesha where the lesson was to take responsibility for your actions?

Nicole Kidman in crash on the set of her new movie

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' LOS ANGELES - Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman and seven other people suffered minor injuries on a movie set on Thursday after the car they were riding in crashed into a light pole, police said.

All eight of the injured, including Kidman, were taken to a local hospital for examination after the accident, which occurred at about 1am (9.00pm Thursday NZT), Los Angeles police spokeswoman Karen Smith said.

Smith said all eight people were released from the hospital and did not suffer major injuries.

The Los Angeles Police Department will likely conduct a routine traffic accident investigation into the crash, which occurred while a stunt driver was at the wheel of the car, she said.

Celebrity news program Extra reported that in addition to Kidman, the injured included three other actors, a camera crew and several stuntmen. According to Extra the accident happened during filming of the thriller The Invasion. '

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The following statement was released:

OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON KIDMAN ACCIDENT
There was an accident involving a rigged camera vehicle on the set of THE INVASION Wednesday night (1/24/07) in Los Angeles. Nicole Kidman was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and was taken to the hospital for evaluation. She was released shortly thereafter. No other actors were involved in the scene at the time of the incident. Two additional crew members sustained minor injuries as a result of the collision. The production took the appropriate steps following the incident to ensure the safety of the cast and crew. Production resumed Wednesday evening and Kidman will return to the set on Thursday, January 25.

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It is not known at this point if Brandy is responsible for this accident.
(I'm sorry, that was really tasteless, even for me)