Showing posts with label jesus juice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jesus juice. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

George likes the booze

Hey dudes, shy with the ladies?

Wanna score like Clooney?

Well, let's be realistic here, you won't. But wait!! Step away from that Xbox, George has some advice to boost your confidence: BOOZE!!! He says he was too nervous to approach women when he was younger, but drinking has helped him be more a confident flirt. Yeah, it's all the alcohol George...

George says, "I was very awkward with the opposite sex when I was younger. I think every kid is for a long period of time. The only time it changes is when alcohol comes into play, that's what happened with me. Alcohol helps a lot with women, it smooths things over."

Coincidentally, studies have found that the more alcohol a woman drinks, the more the man will look like George Clooney.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?

He heard boys' pants were half off! [tap,tap, cymbal crash!]


Wacko Jacko pledges his support to Asshat Hollywood by donning a pair of tighty whities on his head. Now that's a real asshat, especially if they are used.

Ok, you have one minute to make all the Michael Jackson/little boys/underwear jokes you can. Go!