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So Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up. Again.
The latest rumor is that Jenn dumped John because he was too obsessed with Twitter (STILL DON'T GET THAT SHIT!)
A source told U.K. magazine Star, "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. She was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said OK, and he was sorry it didn’t work out.”
You can read John Mayer's Twitter here. Here are a few examples of John's twats:
the man is dressed in a teal polo shirt and is eating an ice cream cone by way of cocking his head to one side and spinning across tongue.
We know 'fight or flight' but in a civilized society we rely more on "posture" and "submit." It's a psychic war. When 2 rise, when 2 give in
Seriously, let me get the spread gun. You're better than me and I need it. There it is... hold on, let me... DICK!!
Today, let's get out there with 30 lives!! UP UP DOWN DOWN B A B A SELECT START!!!! Let's go people!! Let me get the spread gun, please.
This crap reminds of that kid in high school (everybody had one) that always made such an effort to so bizarre and eclectic by writing random shit like Sonic Youth lyrics on their book covers or the chalkboard but you could tell they were trying way too hard and were actually just a total attention whore.
By the way John, it's UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START dumbass!
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Told ya she'd go back to blonde!
Can you stand the excitement? PEOPLE is reporting that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are back on after being spotted on a date Sunday night in New York City.
"A source said "They saw each other last night. I have no idea what will happen with them tomorrow. I don't think they're sure. All I know is that they like each other and saw each other. Everyone's waiting to see what's going to happen." (We are?)
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A source close to Jessica Simpson has told PEOPLE that Jessica and John Mayer have indeed broken up. Again.
"They have broken up. But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before."
The source added the two are still close. "They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don't know if this breakup is permanent, but for right now they are broken up."
This may change once John circles "YES" or "NO" on the letter that Jessica slipped him in study hall asking if he wanted to get back together again.
(Seriously, how old are these people?)
Meanwhile there are rumors that the whole relationship was a "Cruisejob."
The king of tact, Perez Hilton, claims that "multiple sources" have confirmed that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson, or as he likes to call them, "Fugs and Jugs" have split.
One of the sources said "They officially called it quits this past weekend. They'd been having problems for a while now and just decided it'd be better to end things."
Another witness said that John was spotted at the club Stereo in New York "drunk off his ass" with " an ugly brunette that was not Jessica Simpson." Jessica is currently in Cannes.
I guess we'll find out soon enough if this is true when Jessica shows up blonde again.
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in Las Vegas. Don't cry Hilary, I'm not a guy, but I'm pretty sure doing Nicole would probably actually be the equivalent of doing a hole in the wall (or that skeleton from Science class), so you were probably better, even if you didn't put out at all.
Jessica and John Mayer- the most obviously together "non-couple" since Vaughniston, spent NYE at a party at the Hudson Hotel New York City and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
[THUD!]
Oops! Sorry, it was a combination of being bored and tired. I'm very "tired".
Anyway, speaking of Jess, rumor is Nick Lachey may have proposed to Vanessa Minnillo.
People reports: Lachey whispered into Minnillo's ear and kissed her neck. The occasion appeared to overwhelm Minnillo, who responded by dabbing away joyful tears. Minnillo later told PEOPLE she was pent up with emotion because "everyone that is important in my life is here. I literally choked up. I'm just so happy."
I was going to make an oral joke about Vanessa being choked up, but this is just sweet so I won't ruin it.
Finally, the hottest couple of all, Britney and alcohol!
