Honorabla Mention

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday in Los Angeles. Jessica and husband Cash Warren named their daughter Honor Marie Warren. How cool would it if that kid became a judge?

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Newlyweds!

So as we have all heard by now Jessica Alba and Cash Warren had a top-secret wedding on Monday at the Beverly Hills courthouse! Forget Ashlee and Pete's stupid Alice in Wonderland themed fantasy wedding, THIS is the kind of stuff every girl dreams about for her big day!

Of course, PEOPLE got the first photos of the now newlyweds post wedding. Here they are at the Celebration of Mentoring Awards and Gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Cash and his friend were honored with a humanitarian award for producing the documentary Made in America about gang violence in L.A.


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Stupid Pregnant Jessica Alba Quote of the Day

"Instead of hitting up the Governor's Ball or any other party, we opted for sweats and In-N-Out Burgers. Being preggers kind of takes the fun out of partying until the wee hours." - Jessica Alba on what she did after the Oscars.

You don't say!

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Stupid Pregnant Jessica Alba Quote of the Day

"I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn't grow up with it. Hopefully I can pick it up because I want my kids to speak Spanish. I don't even want them to speak English for maybe the first two to three years, until pre-school. We're in the United States so they're going to learn it anyway."

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Jessica is a method actress

Jessica Alba plays a blind violinist in the new horror movie, The Eye. To prepare, Jessica took violin lessons and followed a blind woman around New York for days. The blind woman eventually noticed someone was following her around and called the police.

Jessica says the violin was harder to learn than playing blind: "I started taking violin lessons pretty consistently, starting with Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - which I don't think I could even play that well, still. "

"And then I hung out with a girl who is a musician for a living. She's lived all over the world by herself and she's been blind since she was three. I had different notions of what it would be like to be blind and how people conduct themselves and she kind of threw all that out the window. I picked up with how she interacts with people and how she gets around the world; how she walks down the street counting steps and how she opens doors. She moved around her landscape with such ease, she's very graceful."

Nice effort Jess, but I hardly think this performance is going to rival Audrey Hepburn in Wait Until Dark, and it will probably bomb just like the rest of your movies. It's probably because you're just too hot.

Ok, that wasn't nice, but I'm just really pissed about this movie because when I heard there was a horror movie coming out called The Eye, I thought it was the King Diamond one. His voice is grating, but his albums would make much better horror movies than the poo that gets released today. They should make Abigail into a movie and Suri Cruise can play the evil possessed baby.

Speaking of babies (hopefully not evil, possessed ones), check out the latest pic of pregnant Jessica above.

(I admit it. This entire post was just an excuse to mention Audrey Hepburn and King Diamond in the same breath)

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MILF alert

The big news today is that Jessica Alba is pregnant with on-again boyfriend Cash Warren's child!

Jessica's rep confirmed the baby news to PEOPLE, "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer."

This one came out of nowhere huh? I didn't even realize they were back together!

Asshat Hollywood Picture and Quote Match-up

"I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness." - Jessica Alba

(By the way, how come whenever one of the Jessica's (Biel) talks about how hot she is, another (Alba) has to also? I'm really getting tired of it and I must applaud Jessica Simpson for keeping her puffed out lips shut for once and not joining in the contest.)

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Jessica dissed by Beverly Hills bitches

"You better stay that way girlie. Kelly Taylor is the HBIC around here!"

I love when new-old gossip surfaces, especially when it's about the ever-awesome Beverly Hills, 90210!

So remember way back in 1998 when Jessica Alba played the knocked-up teen who came to the clinic where Saint Kelly was working? And she was a homophobe who didn't want a gay couple to adopt her baby? And then Kelly's homophobic tendencies came out (even though a season before that she was bff's with Blossom's gay brother that had AIDS and Kelly was like "I can't believe there's a disease that kills lovers."--BEST LINE EVER!) and she didn't want them to adopt the baby either?

So anyway, in a recent interview, Jessica recently spilled that she was contractually forbidden from making eye contact with the cast during the filming of her episodes.

Jess said, "I don't really know why. Maybe because the leading characters were so popular they didn't want other actors looking at them. You wouldn't be allowed to talk to them unless they spoke to you first. It was bizarre. But I guess that's what happens when you become a big star.
A lot of actors get away with murder on set, but I always like to be part of the crew."

Damn, BITCHES!! And Shannon wasn't even on the show anymore at that point. It's pretty awesome that she's a bigger star now than any of them.

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Speaking of Jessicas..

The "It" Jessica of last year and another of Derek Jeter's belt notches named Jessica, Jessica Alba is rumored to be engaged to her boyfriend of two years, Cash Warren. Cash supposedly proposed at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve/Day and Jess has been spotted wearing a diamond ring. Jessica's rep, however, denies the report. What does it matter? Celebrity engagements are the new celebrity marriages, they can just break it off in five or six months. Or days.

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Jessica Alba sure put the hurt on this guy's penis!

EAT A SAMMICH JESSICA!!!

Gross, all these starvedlets should get together and do a cover version of Touch of Grey.