Rumer's a covergirl!!!

Well, sort of. They kinda had to let her since the Harper's Bazaar cover was a photo of Demi and her daughters.

Anybody else getting an Addams Family vibe?

When did this happen???

TMZ has this photo of an extremely perky and buff-looking Mariah Carey and it's perplexing me a bit.

I'm sorry Mimi, but this is stinking of staged. And airbrushed. And leaked by your publicist. And is that even your actual body?

What do you think? Abs of Steel or Body of Erasertool?