This is a photo of:

A) SANJAYA! playing a Bat Mitzvah in Long Island.

B) SANJAYA! using his mystical powers to open the Hellmouth on an unsuspecting audience, thus carrying out his master plan of taking over the world!!! MUHAHAH!!!

C) SANJAYA! performing the YMCA for a banker's convention.



(It's B stupid!)

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Not Pregnant (anymore)

TMZ reports that a source close to Jessica Sierra's family revealed that she is no longer pregnant, but would not give any further details. Jessica is currently on probation and after reaching a deal with the judge that she would complete a one-year stint at Dr. Drew's treatment center in Pasadena, California.

Sad, but probably for the best.

In related American Idol baby news, the public can also breathe a sigh of relief that Sanjaya Malakar has also not yet reproduced.

Rock History

The first time was bizarrely awesome.

Add a wind machine and Joe Perry and it's off-the -charts-Grade-Fucking-A-Prime-Cut-Amazing-Ridiculousness!!

Goodbye Sanjaya

We all knew it would happen eventually.

You gotta give the kid credit though. He came out every week with that crazyass smile and awesome hair and did his best to entertain us, knowing full well we were all laughing and making fun. You try doing that. So he kind of rules. Rock on Sanjaya and good luck! I'm sure Pantene will be calling any day now with an offer. If not, you can mooch off your sister after she poses in Playboy.

Wow, this is so not how I thought I'd react. I think I may actually cry. Wipe my tears away Blake!

Oh yeah, has anyone checked on Ashley since last night? I'm afraid that moron on Starving For Sanjaya might have eaten her.

Paula's a straight-up diva!

Paula Abdul tried to pull the ol' "Do you know who I am?" shit when she tried to board a Southwest flight from San Jose to Burbank recently. For those of you that don't know (including you Paula), Southwest has an open-seating policy. You buy a ticket and wait in line and it's first come, first serve. ( with the exception of young children, disabled people, and the elderly) That's why flights are $9.99.

But Paula didn't think that applied to her.

An "eyewitness" described the incident to Star, “She asked to be let on the plane and seated first."

Paula even reportedly said, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!”

Then the most awesome thing happened. A fellow passenger yelled “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else.” You rule, Southwest Passenger!

The diva antics didn't end there though. When she finally was allowed to board, Paula pushed her way to the front and then tried to save the empty seat next to her--for her stuff. The flight attendant finally made her give it up.

Oh Paula, did you forget your pills? Remember when you were a young humble girl that just wanted to have a party ? Where is that girl?

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I kinda sorta feel bad for him

Star reports that everyone's favorite punchline, SANJAYA, was booed at the Dodgers/Padres baseball game at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles on Saturday, April 14th. And he wasn't even singing.

An eyewitness said, "He was just sitting there having a good time with his friends, just like a regular person. And when the Dodger camera noticed him the camera guy ran over and taped him. Sanjaya's face pops up on the big screen right away. At first he smiled, he seemed to like the attention. But when the entire crowd at the stadium started to boo--and it was loud!--his smile faded a bit and his eyes looked sad. It's like he was trying to keep a fake smile on, but you could tell he was crestfallen. He just kept waving and smiling for a few seconds more then his image went off the screen."

Okay, first of all who is this eyewitness? "Crestfallen?" Who says that? The Smashing Pumpkins have a song called Crestfallen and they don't even use the word in it.

Second of all, I bet 95% of those people vote for him.

Update on Sanjaya's quest for world domination

Sanjaya is the most searched topic on the internet according to Yahoo! Buzz which ranks popular search terms. So more people looked for Sanjaya than porn? This is getting scary folks.

I can't wait to see what he sings tonight on American Idol. Rumor is it's in Spanish. Of course I'm more interested to see how he does his hair. J-Lo's gonna be so jealous she'd not the top perra!

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