Mensa Candidate of the Week

For anyone who ever said that US American beauty pageant contestants are just a bunch of, such as, airhead dumbasses, be prepared to eat your words with this, um, thought-provoking response from Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.

Oh great, now they'll think all our beauty queens are drunks

Funny, but Sandra Bullock did it better in Miss Congeniality.

That's all she did?

Underage Drinking? ZZZZ Cocaine? Boring. Faux-lesbianism? Yawn. Paris, Lindsay, and Britney have jaded me. I was hoping for a real scandal. Like being born a man or a donkey show or something. Even an affair with Donald would have been better.

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Tara Conner was tearful and full of remorse when she attended a press conference to announce that she was set to keep her crown and fulfill her duties as Miss USA for pageant owner Donald Trump. The blonde beauty queen had had accusations of cocaine use, passionate public lesbian kisses with fellow beauty queen Miss Teen USA and several other sordid allegations hurled at her from all angles and made no denials at the morning press conference.

The soap opera has all the elements, gorgeous blondes experimenting and kissing in public, men being snuck into rooms for alleged sexual encounters, underage drinking and positive drug test results have all been reported. Talking heads filled the cable TV shows and many said they were outraged that Donald Trump could forgive the Kentucky gal just because she was blinded by the lights of Broadway.

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Here's a picture that recently surfaced of Tara getting shitfaced with actor Jay Hernandez, some other dudes, and fucking Constantine from American Idol (don't even). I wonder how that night ended.