Guess who may be getting married.........again

Stop me if you've heard this one - Pamela Anderson may be getting married again.

Rumors started after Pam's designer friend, Richie Rich (the hell?), told people at a party this week in Miami that he is working on designing her a wedding gown. Richie was quoted as saying "I already did one - we'll do another one" in response to a question about designing a wedding gown for Pam after she gushed about her boyfriend. He didn't mention if the dress would be white.

Pam is currently dating scuba diver (insert your own "going down under with an oxygen tank" joke here) Jamie Padgett.

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The Dating Pool is polluted again!

Johnny Knoxville and his wife of eleven years, Melanie Lynn, are officially over. The couple have a daughter together (both asked for joint custody) and have yet to settle division of assets. (Word is, he's hoping to get the rocket-powered shopping cart and the shockwave nippleclamps) They cited the old stand-by: "irreconcilable differences. Boring. And everyone knows that translates into Johnny (real name Philip John CLAPP--for real!) whoring around with numerous hos including Jessica Simpson--allegedly.

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FRAUD!!! That's the reason Pam and Rick's marriage was annulled today. Originally, Pam filed for a divorce, but later changed to an annulment, citing fraud.

TMZ reports the reason for the fraud claim is that Pam promised Rick that they would have children together. They mantain that Pam was pregnant at the time they separated, but soon after, for whatever reason, the pregnancy ended. Then the both Pam and Rick filed annulment papers. (click the picture above to view the court documents)

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Land, water - these two just go together

Pam Anderson took some time out from her split with Rick Salomon and non-pregnancy (or is it? TMZ thinks she definitely IS) to hang out with her kids and Tommy.

These two are perfect for each other and nobody else. They really just need to get back together already.

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In related news, Pam has spoken out for the first time on her split from Rick, saying "I wish him the best. It's a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms."

Hmm, big, fat, juicy worms on the brain huh? Maybe a Pam-Tommy reconciliation isn't so far-fetched.

Pam also shot down the pregnancy rumors, though not adding much more to the original response on her blog last week, saying simply "No more kids. No more kids."

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Guess who's pregnant now!

TMZ is reporting that Pam Anderson is preggers with Rick Salomon's baby! Despite this news, Pam is still moving forward with the divorce.

Friends of Salomon say he has told them that he thinks Pam is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and filed for divorce as a result. They also said that he hopes she will settle back into the marriage.

In the divorce petition, Pam asked for spousal support (he makes more money?? What about all those Baywatch residuals?) but not child support.

No word on how far along Pam is or if the birth will be videotaped.

UPDATE: In response to the rumors, Pam simply says "No."

Do they not know art when they see it??

I can't believe Blonde and Blonder is going straight to DVD!! Where is the justice? I'm so mad I feel like dropping a laptop off a balcony onto an old lady in a wheelchair's head!

The masterpiece will be released on February 5th.

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Pam and Rick - Off again!

Although they claimed to be working things out, Pamela Anderson's lawyer has taken the divorce proceedings to the next stage. On December 28th, Pam's attorney filed a proof of service of summons in Los Angeles Superior Court. This is a document that proves that Rick was served with divorce papers on December 15th. He has 30 days to file a response.

Say it ain't so!!!

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Phew, Close one!

It's ok everybody, Pam and Rick are back together!

With true love like that though, it's not such a shock.

Congrats guys!

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Pam & Rick - OVER

Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from third husband Rick Salomon after being married for only a little over two months.

Pam filed the paperwork last Friday citing, say it with me, irreconcilable differences. Some of these differences include: DVD vs. VHS, night-vision vs. bright lights, and beds vs. boats.

I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

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Set your clocks - Pam to retire in 2012

Pamela Anderson has said that she plans to retire from showbusiness in five years in order to devote all of her time to her family. Funny, I thought she had already retired! Seriously what has she done lately besides get married, divorced, and married again?

Oh that's right. How stupid of me!! She made that upcoming movie Blonde and Blonderer with Denise Richards! In that case it seems fitting that she'd retire after that. I mean, how do you top that one? Especially since she's sure to win an Oscar!

Anyway, Pam says ,"I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy. But I'm lazy. I don't want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from Los Angeles, do a few days of shows and go back home."

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A Love That Will Last Forever

Congrats go out to Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon who were married on Saturday in Las Vegas.

The wedding took place between two of Pam's performances as magician Hans Klok's assistant at his show at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino. At Pam's second show (after the ceremony) she greeted the audience by saying "Hello, I just got married ... I did. I'm distracted. It's a big day. A big day at the office."

I don't know about you, but I think these two kids just might make it!

In case any of you would like to pick up a gift, the happy couple is registered at Radio Shack.

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Kid Rock: 'Pam's a crazy liar & Kanye sucks' --Yup, pretty much sums it up

So lots of Kid Rock news lately. He has publicly accused ex-wife Pamela Anderson (who is now set to marry Rick Solomon - she's has finally met her perfect mate!) of pulling the ultimate crazy drama queen stunt: lying about a miscarriage.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Kid said:

"She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah. She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up."

So Kid, not even knowing about the "pregnancy" freaked out, chartered a plane, and flew to Vancouver to see her. Then he said, "When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, `That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'"

Pam's such a moron. She totally wasted the miscarriage trick. Every girl knows that first you lie about being pregnant to get the guy to do what you want. That way you can save the miscarriage for another time down the road for sympathy. Dumbass!

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In other Kid Rock news, Kid has made a wager to 50 Cent and Kanye West (thanks a lot for resurrecting that one Kid) that his new album, titled Rock & Roll Jesus, will sell more copies in the long run than both Kanye and Fiddy's albums combined.

Kid says, "I bet, in the long run, I sell more records than both of those two put together. Because of the options that are available for getting records out nowadays, I might not be able to move 12 million records, but I do think I have a shot at having a diamond {10 million) record."

Earth to Kid Rock - it isn't 1999 anymore, you have already released Devil Without a Cause, and there's no way you are going to sell 10 million albums. That said, I hope he does outsell Kanye and Fiddy so they'll both fucking shut up.

Which brings us to the awesome part, pay attention now: Kid adds, "I'm a rapper by nature. I started out as a DJ. To me, hip-hop is the blues music of our day and age. But writing a rap song is 10 times easier than writing a melodic song that's hopefully going to be around 20 years from now. I think it's much harder to come up with melody and chord progression. There's been some great rap. I don't hear a lot of it lately."

BURN!!! OMG, how I wish I could see Kanye's face when he reads that shit. I love you Kid Rock! Too bad Joe C.'s not alive, he could totally kick Kanye's sissy ass.

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Feel better about yourself X 2

Don't say I never give you anything. Here's a couple photos of Pam Anderson and Kate Moss without Hollywood's magical beer googles:

Damn, put on some shoes girl!

Kate looks like she needs a trash can. Too bad Pete's no longer around.

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Get in the Ring

So besides Britney's little trainwreck (anyone else tired of it yet?), and Kayne West being a crying little bitch, the other big story this week was the Kid Rock-Tommy Lee almost-brawl.

The possible source of the fight, Pam Anderson, was on Ellen yesterday. Pam wants to stay out of it and frankly doesn't really care because she has yet another man in her life (not that magician guy and not Rick Solomon)

Here's some of the interview from Ellen's show:

Pam: "I'm staying out of it."

Ellen: "Last time you were here you said they didn't get along?"

Pam: "Can ya tell? I actually left. As soon as I left, meow! They all went after each other."

Ellen: "Clearly you and Tommy are good friends? You have kids together and were sitting on his lap earlier."

Pam: "He pulled me on his lap and spanked my butt."

Ellen: "Was that okay or no?"

Pam: "Yeah, that was okay. What are you going to do? Boys."

Then Pam changed the subject and told a touching story about her latest penis. "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It's so romantic. It's romance." (She actually has a pretty good sense of humor--I love that she embraces the slut image and doesn't try to go all Paris on us.)

So Pam wouldn't give a name but she confirmed that the dude is a professional poker player. She added "I'm not really engaged. I don't know what I am. We may never get that far. We're in love. This is nice."

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Meanwhile, the always well spoken Tommy Lee decided to chime in with his side of the story on his website:

' Yeah!!...here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the Mtv awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore (he loves and adores his lap? Well, yeah I guess if I were him, I would too)....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT AS FUCK!!!!.....Megan FOX!!! So I go over and sit with P!! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance...."i apologize sweetie".....i had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect, ......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...i stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the fuck OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards...NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they'll break my arm......yeah whatever!!....my security guard Bruce grabs them and say's I got him....let go!!! So im fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and Mtv for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!! '

"Kid Pebble" BURN!

Now Vegas comedian Jeff Beacher has proposed a a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Tommy and Kid. Beacher told PAGE SIX: "We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson. What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!" Yeah, yeah, I'm not falling for this one, I'm still waiting for Vince Neil VS Axl Rose.


Tommy may want to consider taking the deal though because he won't be making any money on any Motley Crue tours anytime soon. Apparently he quit the band!

There is a squabble going on between bandmates Mick Mars, Vince Neil, and Nikki Sixx and Tommy's manager and business partner Carl Stubner. Mick, Vince, and Nikki are demanding 20 million dollars in damages claiming Stubner cost them the amount by persuading Tommy to turn his back on lucrative concert dates and concentrate his efforts in two reality TV shows (in case you're racking your brain, that's RockStar Supernova--yeah that huge band got their start on a reality show!! and Tommy Lee Goes to College, which judging by Tommy's above post, didn't seem to help so much.)

Tommy's management company released a statement that Tommy "recently informed Sixx and Mars, the shareholders of Motley Crue, Inc., that he was resigning from the band and his resignation was accepted."

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Damn everybody's fighting!! I think Jeff Beacher had the right idea, except let's make it a battle royale with Tommy, Kid, the other members of Motley Crue, Axl Rose , Kanye West, and 50 Cent with Pam as the special guest referee. Oh and Britney can perform the National Anthem.

Tommy and Kid: still fighting over Pam?

"Tired of the boys in blue runnin up on your crew? You know what to do, tell em Fuck You! It's a proposition."

Tommy Lee was escorted out of the MTV Video Awards last night after a scuffle with Kid Rock. This all went down during a performance by Alicia Keys. Which is pretty damn funny, because one of the songs she sang was called Freedom.

Tom Higginson, the singer of the Plain White Ts (the band responsible for that annoying Hey There Delilah song) was an eyewitness. "There were no fists, they were just holding each other, grabbing each other. Security had to break them up." Maybe they were just making out?

Too bad they didn't show it, it would have made for at least one interesting moment.

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Update - PAGE SIX reports that both Tommy and Kid Rock were escorted out and that Kid Rock "sucker smacked" Tommy and was laster cited for misdemeanor battery with a maximum possible sentence of six months in jail!

MTV has a video of the incident

What? Is there a tape yet?

TMZ posted this picture of Pam Anderson and the caption read 'Pam, 40, frolicked in the surf while alleged new boy toy Rick Salomon (of Paris Hilton sex tape fame) rode a boogie board.'

I'm out of the loop here but that's a near-perfect couple if I ever heard one. Of course completely-perfect would be if Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse hooked up.

New Couple?

TMZ reports that David Spade and Pamela Anderson hung out in Vegas over the weekend. They showed up together at JET nightclub at the Mirage. Their drinks of choice were champagne and Red Bull vodkas.

While some people might say HUH?, it makes sense to me. From what I've heard David has a lot in common with Tommy Lee and it's not just Heather Locklear.

Naked girls & naked [dead] animals is how they roll in Finland

Pamela Anderson has been hanging out in Finland with her father and she's really, really feeling her heritage (her great-grandfather was was from Finland) and wants to make some changes to the country.

She wrote on her official website:

"Our heritage is here. We are both excited. We will be taking lots of saunas. Save my liver. (HUH? That was random.) Also I thought of a great way to celebrate my Finnish heritage at home. I'm going to look into opening a chain of strip clubs and I'll call them Lapland!'"

In addition to saving lonely men, Pam also wants to help out her home country by saving the animals farmed for fur. Pam has also written to Finnish President Tarja Halonen asking him to ban fur farms.

In the letter Pam says: "It's time for Finland to move into the 21st century and follow suit. There are hundreds of fur farms here. The demand is getting lower for fur coats and they breed foxes here just for fur. Awful. Sweden, Austria and England have banned fur farms. Let's hope Finland will too. Other than that I'm very proud of my Finnish heritage. It is the most beautiful countryside."

Finland's fur auctioneers have replied that Pammie's campaign is unrealistic as fur is Finland's top export and responsible for the "livelihood" of many people and the unlivelihood of the foxes. Fortunately she seems to be having more luck with the other furless venture, Lapland.

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Pam and Tommy - On again? Again?

FROM PR INSIDE:
' Rocker Tommy Lee has fuelled speculation he's reunited romantically with ex-wife Pamela Anderson - he's buying a luxury property for her in Dubai.
The Motley Crue drummer moved in with Anderson and the couple's two sons earlier this year while renovation work was carried out on his own home, and now he's snapping up a residence in the Gulf state at the actress' request.

And he hopes to spend plenty of time with his family on one particular man-made island in The World project - a group of islands, which are inspired by countries around the globe.

He says, "I've been doing a lot of research on Dubai property and The World project. We're going for 'Greece' because I'm Greek originally.

"Pamela actually turned me on to the whole thing. Life is good now. I'm happy because I'm seeing my boys again. '

Tommy is also reportedly happy to be seeing Pam's girls again as well.

Best of luck to them!

In other lawsuit news

Two photographers are suing Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson for the laptop-throwing incident back in November on the set of the soon-to-be critically acclaimed Blonde and Blonder. In the lawsuit, filed Friday, the paps are charging Denise, claiming she physically and verbally assaulted them when they tried to take her picture. They are also accusing Denise and Pam of lying to authorities about the incident.

This is stupid. The only person who has any right to sue is the old lady who was actually injured when the laptop fell on her head! Unfortunately, when reached for her thoughts on the situation, the old woman was only about to comment with, "You've got mail!" and "DING!"

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Pamelooney?

Speaking of George Clooney and that scene in Borat with Pam Anderson (I rule at segues!).....guess who's reportedly dating??

George Clooney and Pamela Anderson have become Hollywood's most unlikely couple after the pair was spotted frolicking together on a romantic, fun dinner date.

The Oscar winner booked a private room at Sherman Oaks, California restaurant the Valley Inn, and entertained the former Baywatch babe there on January 7, according to reports.

Since that evening, which ended with Anderson sitting on her date's lap, the odd couple has been spotted out and about, enjoying dog walks together.

A pal says: "George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet."
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I can't believe it took almost ten days for this story to break. Everyone is very shocked by this. I can kind of see why. It's like the Class President going out with the ditzy, big-boobed cheerleader. But in defense of Pammy, just don't say "Why her, she's such a slut!" because I'm sure his number is just as high, if not higher. Oh wait, I'm sorry, he's a guy.