Quick!! Who is this?

If you said Barry Manilow, you're.......................WRONG!!

If you said Clay Aike, you're..............................WRONG!!


It's our old friend Phil Spector at his trial. What's with the pin btw? Is he hoping for a pardon or something?

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Rock of Fake

The Rock of Love reunion airs this Sunday on VH1, but just in case anyone was wondering if Bret and Hombre are still (or were ever) together, it's pretty safe to assume from her latest MySpace post that they aren't. She's even denying that she slept with him at all:

Hey guys! Well, I was so fearful of the finale and how it was all going to be edited. While I watched the finale, I relived all of those emotions I experienced in Cancun. I cried, I got mad and I cried again....especially at the end. I actually thought VH1 edited the show beautifully. They edited it pretty much exactly how it went down, specifically regarding the dialogue between Daisy and I. So, what you saw was what really happened.

Here's a question I get a lot: "Did you sleep with Bret?" Well, listen, sometimes you gotta make things look more intimate. When the cameras were gone, I'm not gonna lie, I totally made out with him. I mean, can you blame a girl?? We had fun! But, we also talked a lot and he told me these hilarious stories...Bret is just too dang funny. We spent quality time together which when all the cameras are gone....is just nice. Did I spend the night? No. I wanted him to be rested for his date the next day and I actually thought I was going to see him again before elimination, so I left. If you watch the footage, take a look at my hair & makeup when we're saying goodbye. It's just a little 2 perfect for a night of hot, passionate sex. Wish I could give you more seedy details....but that was it.

Another question I get a lot: "Are you mad at Daisy?" ok at the time I was very hurt but so was she. We were in a very intense situation and we handled the stress in different ways. We talked after the reunion show and hopefully we can move on....I'm def willing to.

"How did I feel when he asked me to be his Rock of Love?" elated, relieved, happy, tearful, faint....haha. You name it and I felt it. I was so happy I just can't articulate exactly how I felt. I think you can see in the footage that I was overwhelmed with emotion and truly happy. I will always cherish that moment. OH! Something that you guys didn't see. At the end, he gave me a present. It's a necklace with a beautiful dark silver cross pendant with black and white diamonds....gorgeous!

Well, I think that's it. Stay tuned for another blog after the reunion show airs....I'll talk more about things that happened as well as Bret and I.

Luv ya guys!

xoxo

Ambre

Other things I learned from Ambre's Myspace : Ambre has a straight-to-DVD horror movie coming out soon where you can choose whether or not she gets killed and she lists her age as 99 years old. Way to finally be honest Ambre! Now just freaking spell your name right!

AMBRET!

So Bret chose age over beauty last night on the finale of Rock of Love 2 when he made Amber---I mean Ambre, his tv girlfriend and sent Daisy flying home from Mexico. (She actually flew herself by flapping her arms up and down--pretty impressive!)

Speaking of the lovely and eloquent Daisy, Metal Sludge has put up part two of their interview with her and it's even better than part one! She gets in some good digs at Bret, but she's very classy and always knows when to hold back (especially when talking about her beautiful lips).

Metal Sludge: What was the grossest thing that any of the other girls did during filming that we didn’t get to see?
Daisy: Ok seriously I shared a room with Destiny, Jessica, and Meghan. And Destiny liked to go to the bathroom in front of everyone in our room.

MS: Which number?
D: All!

MS: All? (laughing)
D: All of the above and that to me was (pause) that was really disgusting to me. Because I like my privacy and she was definitely very (pause) the exhibitionist.

MS: So that was the grossest thing, her shitting in front of people.
D: Yeah.

MS: What was the grossest thing Bret did?
D: (laughing) Took his bandanna off.

MS: So what do you have to say about people saying you sound like you have a dick in your mouth, or that Bret should pick Big John cause you’re all nuts?
D: That’s why I got my lips done, because I wanted dicks in my mouth.

MS: (laughter erupts)

D: I have nice DSL’s (dick sucking lips), dick pillows, whatever. And I guess I was just practicing then, if that’s what it sounds like. I guess I’m always practicing, always trying to better my dick sucking skills.

As far as Bret picking Big John over (pause) you know I am crazy. I’m not gonna lie you know I’m definitely (pause) crazy but that’s okay.

I think he could’ve already picked Big John many times. It’s not fair because Big John is always there, so he should give somebody else a chance.

MS: Have you ever been with Bret in a hot tub or shower, and if his hair gets wet does it smell like a horse hair blanket?
D: Yes. (laughter)

For the entire interview (more on poop, plus drugs and dildos) click HERE!

Can't wait until the reunion!! Here's a clip of the Heather/Daisy smackdown!:

Leave K-Fed Alone!

K-Fed's ex and babymamma --the other one-- has come to his defense about his recent weight gain, saying that he's just being a good father.

Shar Jackson told US magazine, "It's daddy weight! When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life's not too bad!"

Federline's representative also had something to say about the earth-shattering news of K-Fed's porking up, "He's a stay-at-home dad, and people tend to gain weight when they are home with the kids. He's very happy with the way he looks."

Ok fine, no problem. Go K-Fed Alot!! Rock on with you pudgy self!


Now who's gonna explain the hair?


Anyone?


Shar?


Bueller?


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Wanna look like Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse is considering launching a clothing and cosmetics line modeled after her own personal style!

A "friend" of Amy's told The Sun, "She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume."

There has to be ballet slippers too!

Hopefully this trend will take off like Madonna fever did back in the 80's! Although, if it does, the ozone is doomed!

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Who's bald spot is that?

It's Britney Bitch!!

London's like, "Don't get any ideas."

Rats again have a home!!

Amy Winehouse has gone back to her signature 'do. Thank god!! It's like when Julia Roberts went back to the curly red hair for My Best Friends's Wedding!

In not-so-good Winehouse news, there is a video circulating of Amy smoking crack. You can watch it here.

Poor Amy. She needs Jesus. Or Dr. Drew.

UPDATE: AMY CHECKED INTO REHAB!

This Just In.....

Amy Winehouse has decided she wants to become an anchorwoman!




Oh yeah.........And,




DON'T DO DRUGS!

Improvement?

Amy Winehouse has gone blonde and lost the beehive.

The only problem is, where is she going to keep her drugs now?

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Victoria Beckham is brunette again!!

I guess she wants to look like "Posh" again.

I wonder if this means Geri Halliwell is going to do that awesome red and yellow combo hair again!

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E! will give any asshat a reality show

Tivo alert!! Filming for the latest unnecessary "celebrity" reality show starring Dina Lohan and family will begin next Tuesday in New York City.

Dina, who is also the executive producer, explained the future trainwreck in an interview with People Magazine, "It's about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids' dreams. It won't just be following my family around like other shows. It'll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It'll encompass everything. Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she's in the recording studio. We just want it to be real."

Hey Dina, isn't it more like your children fulfilling your dreams? I thought E! already did a show about pageant mothers.

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Book me baby

Until we get the mugshot, here's a lovely photo of Britney taken yesterday

Britney Spears turned herself into police last night to be booked for her parking lot hit-and-run back on August 6th.

TMZ quotes a representative of the LAPD: "at approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes."

Brit was never put in a holding cell and officers said she was polite. She also chose to go in the front door rather than the back entrance the cops offered her (insert you own joke here).

Britney was charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Each misdemeanor charge carries a maximum sentence of six months in jail.

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What a stellar performance!!

Don't we all feel silly for doubting Britney? She is amazing!! A tour de force if you will. Fantastic job on your big comeback performance!!!

I loved the opening shot that zoomed in on her weave!

So the asshats just aren't going to get busted anymore?

"I'm going to have to call the Fashion Police for backup."

Britney Spears was pulled over for driving erratically on Friday night. She claimed she was fleeing the paparazzi and was determined to be "cooperative" and LET HER GO!! WTF? I mean, I guess the fact that there was a pap right there to take the above picture helped her case but not even a ticket? It's Britney Spears!! The girl shouldn't even have a license because she's batshit.

I don't get it. Are they all immune to punishment now because of the time Paris served?

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I can already see the Lifetime movie

She must go to the same salon as Delicious's mom

In a sort of a social commentary on America's obsession with fame, a pregnant woman named Antoria Gillon was waiting in line to try out for American Idol in Dallas on Monday when guess what? Come on guess. Here's a hint, she was NINE MONTHS PREGNANT. Yup, she went into labor.

But contractions be damned! Instead of, you know, going to the hospital and having the child, Antoria insisted on going through with the audition in front of Randy, Paula, and Simon. In case you missed it, she was in LABOR at the time.

Now you know how this show loves gimmicks....in fact, if you listen carefully, you can actually hear Ryan Seacrest cream himself over this one. No surprise, Antoria got her golden ticket to Hollywood!!!!

Oh yeah, she also had the baby, a son she named Jamil Labarron Idol McCowan. Idol weighed in at 6 lbs. 7oz.

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Trainwreck Tour of the Decade Back On!

The Van Halen Reunion Tour is a go!! Again. The band David "Radio Legend and part time EMT" Lee Roth, Eddie "where's my teeth?" Van Halen, Alex "the other Van Halen" Van Halen, and Eddie's son Wolfgang will hold a press conference on Monday, August 13th in LA and announce the dates for the fall tour.

I give it three shows tops.

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Do you want to look like this?

OF COURSE YOU DO!!! Who doesn't want that natural, understated, girl-next-door gorgeousness? Well ladies, you're in luck! Amy Winehouse hopes to open her own beauty salon once her fifteen minutes are over (Oh stop with the whole "she's SO talented" thing already. Macy Gray? Norah Jones? Corinne Bailey Rae? Ring any bells?)

Amy said, "I'd love to have a beauty salon. My grandmother, God rest her soul, pretty much trained me and my brother. He'd give her a pedicure and I'd do her nails and her hair."



We were fortunate enough to find a photo of the late Granny Winehouse:




God rest her soul.

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Oh god, this is like that movie Citizen Kane, you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled.................

Whoa, I wasn't prepared for this and almost choked on my wine!! Bret Michaels on tv without a bandana or hat? Yup!! On last night's Rock of Love, Bret ended a decade-long mystery and bared all---his hairline. Check it out:



Now the question is: weave, plugs, wig, or natural receded hairline? I have no idea, but here's an old picture for comparison. If there are any weave experts (any of the Charm School girls will do) please let me know.



I do kinda have to hand Bret an Awesome Person Award for having the balls to go through with the (literally) unveiling. And wearing awful pajamas at the same time too. Oh, AND while hooking up your penis to a machine that measures the hurt. Damn, he's just going all out!

But I'm sad that Tiffany was eliminated. Goodbye Tiffany, you sure did threaten us all with a good time.

Now that's one classy bitch

Here's a photo taken yesterday of Britney reportedly on the set of her music video. I feel kind mean, it seems every other post lately is of Brit wearing some horribly craptastic outfit. I can't help it though, it's like a train wreck, but with a weave.

Rumor is, the song the video is for is titled Get Back!! (No problem there Brit....Hey, now I get the outfit!) I sure hope they hired the effects team from Paula Abdul's Promise of a New Day video.

Please put it away

"Oh good, they're here! Wait till they see how hot I look!"

"Thanks for showing up guys! Sorry about the short notice, I didn't even have time to buy a suit."

"It's cool though y'all, I'll just wear my bra and undies! Oh no, can you see through the bottoms if I get wet though? Oops, I did it again!"

"Did you get it the first time or should I take off my dress again?"

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