Chloe Sevigny Hates British People

Chloe Sevigny is rippin' pissed because she feels that all the good roles are going to bloody British actors.

She told Page Six, "I think Hollywood is a little too enamored with British actors, or people with accents, they think they are more master thespians than their American counterparts."

Oh Chloe, it's not Americans Hollywood has a problem with, it's porn stars. Nobody is hiring you because of BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY,BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY,BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY, BROWN BUNNY !

Save Jenna

then now

FROM PAGE SIX:
' Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening vaginoplasty operation, has lost so much weight that she's almost unrecognizable and was a disappointment to fans at last weekend's Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach.

According to one insider, "She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance."

The source continued, "When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn't be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she's about 40 pounds skinnier than she was."

Jameson has said her dramatic weight loss is due to stress from her ongoing divorce from estranged husband Jay Grdina. The buxom blonde also refused interviews with the media - including CNN's Anderson Cooper, The Miami Herald and adult supersite XBiz.com. She left the event early with her martial-artist boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, when she saw that rival porn star Tera Patrick had a longer line of waiting fans than she did. '


Aw, it's ok Jenna, I hear Posh Spice said she thought you look great.

Yeah, and Lindsay's Sober and Chinese Democracy is Coming Out

I think the unseasonably warm weather has these morons thinking it's April Fool's Day and not Christmas.


Paris Hilton Says She's Been Celibate for 'Six or Seven Months'

By Jennifer Cox
Dec 18, 2006

Many folks mocked celebrity socialite Paris Hilton when she declared that she was swearing off sex this summer. But the party girl is sticking with her story. According to a report from MSNBC Paris says she has been off sex for about six or seven months.

Uh-huh. Jeannette Walls reports in the Monday morning 'Scoop' offering that the hotel heiress is who reportedly has been dumped by her panty-less best friend, Britney Spears insists she’s made good on the no-sex claim.

When asked by a reporter how long it’s been since she’s had sex, Hilton said, “About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care,” reports the London Mirror. “I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex.”

Hilton insists that she’s actually quite modest in that area.

“I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single,” Hilton declared. “Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.”

Paris Hilton the role model. Of course it is always difficult to tell with Ms. Hilton as she is also reportedly set to marry her on/off sweetie Stavros Niarchos.

ASININE PARIS QUOTE OF THE DAY :

According to Star Pulse She told the Daily Star in the UK, "It's true. I am going to get married. "I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron of honor. She can advise me."

SOURCE

The only thing I can think Britney can advise Paris of is to make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nup.