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Ashlee Simpson has posted a reaction on her blog to the recent critism of her sister's weight gain since photos of Jessica performing at a chili cookoff in horribly unflattering mom jeans last Sunday surfaced online.
Ashlee wrote:
"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter."
Wait a minute... I'm all for Ashlee sticking up for her sister and all but did she just say that Jessica's a size TWO? Nobody believed it when Jennifer Love Hewitt said it and nobody's believing it now either! I guess there is a different standard for celebrities, since they all say they are a size two when they aren't.
Ok, listen. By insisting that you are a size two when you are clearly not totally negates the point you are trying to make about being accepted for the size you are! Why is this so hard for these morons to get?
And you know Ashlee is secretly loving this after all those years of being Jess's less famous, less pretty sister. (You're all thinking it, I just said it!)
Jessica Simpson's new career as a country star isn't going too well.
She was booed at her debut performance at the Country Thunder USA Festival in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin. She came on after Kellie Pickler, who people cheered for! That's bad.
A concertgoer, Adam Matos, 21 was quoted as saying "I just don't hear the country in her; I don't hear the twang. She's not good enough to be here."
Jessica attempted stop the boos by saying, "I don't know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas; I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy."
Because the people of Wisconsin are all just girls from Texas.
Won't those Simpson sisters ever learn? When you get booed, you GO AWAY!
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Us Weekly has a story in its latest issue on how everyone's favorite dad Joe Simpson is to blame for Jessica and Tony Romo's split last month.
According to a source, Joe even asked Tony to fire his agent and hire him to take over his $67.5 millon NFL contract! Then he told Tony if he and Jess got engaged, he'd broker the deal to sell the engagement and wedding stories to a magazine "the same that I did with Ashlee."
Joe Simpson defended himself to Us saying, “It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?"
Uh, in this case? Lou Pearlman, Heidi Fleiss, The Church of Scientology, any pimp on Sunset Strip, Jeff Archuleta, Satan? Yeah, any of those would be better.
The story also claims that Tony was upset because Jessica's a lush. A "pal" said, "Tony goes out and he will drink socially, but he said Jess takes it to an extreme."
As for the status of their relationship, Jessica and Tony are now in a "middle-of-the-road state" and are "talking."
Of course, PEOPLE got the first photos of Ashlee and Pete's fantasy wedding! And look! They even got a couple shots of Jessica and Tony Romo's fantasy relationship.
So Jess was pretty sad about being all alone after Tony punched his timecard out after Ashlee and Pete's big day, so mom and dad took her to Mexico.
Kind of like the equivalent of getting the other child a present on one of your kids birthdays so they won't throw a tantrum.
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Ashlee's rumored to be tying the knot this weekend, but poorJess isn't having such great luck in the men department.
It's being reported by a Chicago blog that Tony spent the weekend out on the town, boozing it up with friends
and surrounded by women.
A friend of Tony's told the blog, "They're broken up. He told us they broke up and that was that. We're guys so we didn't talk about it much."
Back to the old drawing board for Papa Joe!
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Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe have been sued by the owner of fitness video company Speedfit for Jessica's changing her mind about releasing an exercise DVD she made (and was paid for) back in 2005 when she was in her Daisy Duke shape. Jessica has banned the video from being released.
And because this DVD will not be available, there is NO hope for all the overweight people in America to lose those extra pounds!
Ever!
Good going Jessica, you meanie!
See, according Speedfit owner Alex Astilean, "They are hurting millions of fat people in America."
Simpson's spokesman replied with, "It's a legal matter that's in the hands of attorneys."
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In the cover story of the latest issue of Us Magazine, a "friend" of Jessica Simpson says that Jess regrets divorcing Nick Lachey and spent October 26th, what would have been their fifth anniversary, somberly looking through old photo albums of herself and Nick when they were together.
The mystery friend said, "Jessica thought she would be with someone right by now."
Ok, so she's not missing Nick specifically, she just wants to be with someone? And she thought she'd leave Nick and get somebody better, but it didn't happen and now she's sad. And she thought she'd be a big movie star but that didn't happen either. Poor, poor Jessica!
Jess herself recently said when a guest on The View, "I want a man. Somebody who's a really great family guy...Gosh, just somebody who's strong enough to be my man." Isn't that a Sheryl Crow song?
Anyway, Jess, you don't need a strong man, just a deaf one! And when you find one, stay far, far away from your father!
Told ya she'd go back to blonde!
Can you stand the excitement? PEOPLE is reporting that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are back on after being spotted on a date Sunday night in New York City.
"A source said "They saw each other last night. I have no idea what will happen with them tomorrow. I don't think they're sure. All I know is that they like each other and saw each other. Everyone's waiting to see what's going to happen." (We are?)
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A source close to Jessica Simpson has told PEOPLE that Jessica and John Mayer have indeed broken up. Again.
"They have broken up. But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before."
The source added the two are still close. "They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don't know if this breakup is permanent, but for right now they are broken up."
This may change once John circles "YES" or "NO" on the letter that Jessica slipped him in study hall asking if he wanted to get back together again.
(Seriously, how old are these people?)
Meanwhile there are rumors that the whole relationship was a "Cruisejob."
The king of tact, Perez Hilton, claims that "multiple sources" have confirmed that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson, or as he likes to call them, "Fugs and Jugs" have split.
One of the sources said "They officially called it quits this past weekend. They'd been having problems for a while now and just decided it'd be better to end things."
Another witness said that John was spotted at the club Stereo in New York "drunk off his ass" with " an ugly brunette that was not Jessica Simpson." Jessica is currently in Cannes.
I guess we'll find out soon enough if this is true when Jessica shows up blonde again.
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Here's Jess filming a scene in New York city yesterday for a new movie called Blonde Ambition. Looks like one to watch for next year's Oscars, though it will have some stiff competition from Blonde and Blonder with Pam Anderson and Denise Richards. SOURCE
Jessica Simpson is now a brunette!!
This picture was taken last night at Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills.
STOP THE MADNESS JESSICA!!!!
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Jessica Simpson has dyed her hair!
Her REAL hair, not just her extensions!
I KNOW!
It's ok just take a deep breath and sit down. We don't want anyone passing out and hurting themselves.
"We were just having fun and playing with her hairdo the night before and Jessica just loved it," Jess's BFF and hairdresser Ken Paves told Star Magazine. "[Jessica] calls it an 'auburn ginger.' It was just what she wanted. She wore that color as extensions and just loved it so much that she decided she wanted to have her [real] hair colored."
All I have to say is thank god for Britney.
FROM THE NATIONAL LEDGER: ' Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey still keep in contact. In an upcoming interview with Elle Magazine Simpson, 26, says she's still in touch with Lachey, 33 all the time. "He's so much a part of my life, how could I not be? Any guy who's going to be with me from this day forward has to understand that."Maybe Nick should make the same declaration. Star Magazine is reporting that his gal Vanessa Minnillo is none too happy that the two former 'Newlyweds' still communicate.The weekly entertainment magazine is set to report in this week's issue that Nick may think honesty is the best policy, but it's causing strife in his love life. Nick recently told Vanessa Minnillo, 26, that he'd spoken on the phone with ex-wife Jessica Simpson, 26, and a friend says the MTV host "went ballistic" according to the report.Why? "Vanessa's suspicious of Nick's feelings for Jess- if he's truly over her," a friend tells the entertainment magazine. But friends say she has no reason to worry. "Nick has talked about marrying Vanessa, and he didn't want Jess blind-sided by the news," says a source. "Jess is still an issue between them, but they'll get it worked out." '
Oh Vanessa, I could understand that you're pissed, but this is what happens when you're the rebound girlfriend. Don't worry though, I'm sure Jess was just calling because she couldn't remember if buffalo wings were actually buffalo.
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in Las Vegas. Don't cry Hilary, I'm not a guy, but I'm pretty sure doing Nicole would probably actually be the equivalent of doing a hole in the wall (or that skeleton from Science class), so you were probably better, even if you didn't put out at all.
Jessica and John Mayer- the most obviously together "non-couple" since Vaughniston, spent NYE at a party at the Hudson Hotel New York City and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
[THUD!]
Oops! Sorry, it was a combination of being bored and tired. I'm very "tired".
Anyway, speaking of Jess, rumor is Nick Lachey may have proposed to Vanessa Minnillo.
People reports: Lachey whispered into Minnillo's ear and kissed her neck. The occasion appeared to overwhelm Minnillo, who responded by dabbing away joyful tears. Minnillo later told PEOPLE she was pent up with emotion because "everyone that is important in my life is here. I literally choked up. I'm just so happy."
I was going to make an oral joke about Vanessa being choked up, but this is just sweet so I won't ruin it.
Finally, the hottest couple of all, Britney and alcohol!
The National Ledger reports that Nick Lachey poured his heart out to his ex-wife about his new love, Vanessa Minnillo, and a source tells the magazine he confessed he was headed for the altar. "I'm getting married again, Jess and I wanted you to hear it from me," the magazine reports Lachey as telling Jessica during a 40-minute phone call. According to the report he claimed that there is a good chance they will be married by the end of the year.
The news came a shock to Simpson. "She knew Nick and Vanessa were serious, but this threw her for a loop," a friend of Jessica's dished to the magazine. "She did her best to contain her emotions."
Jessica is now considering calling Paris Hilton and asking her if she wants to hang out.
But even there, she doesn't look quite as large as she did in those wretched jeans.
Here's Kim KardASShian, who came to Jess's defense and said that she looked "hot" , probably because she thinks she also looks hot in her same exact pair.
Here's Scarlett Johanson wearing nearly the same outfit as Jessica.
Of course, fellow size 2, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Mischa Barton looks like shit in them too!
