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Bobby Brown has avoid jail time and received community service for his December 07 arrest for cocaine possession in Massachusetts.
The judge has recommended BobbAY work as a mentor to young people for one year to fulfill his volunteer work and his attorney agreed. If he doesn't screw up, the whole incident will be wiped from his record.
What the hell is this guy going to be able to mentor children in? Screwing up their lives? Shaving their fades to look like Gumby? Digging out doody bubbles? Seriously, what is wrong with that judge? Is there no trash on the highway to pick up?
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In a bizarre item in the NY Post today, Bobby Brown was quoted as saying that he thinks Osama Bin Laden wants to kill him because he (Osama) is in love with Whitney Houston. Bobby even went as far as hiring extra security to protect him on his recent tour in Australia, where apparently, people pay to see him sing.
He said,"I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power. Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they'd take it seriously."
Well, he does have a point, I'd take pretty much anyone else seriously.
"See now why you gotta say that? Don't be cruel."
Um, sorry Bobby. It's just kind of ridiculous, you know? Osama Bin Laden after you of all people. I think you may just be a wittle bit paranoid. Probably smoking the pot again aren't you?
"For you information, he IS after me and I have proof."
Ok, I'll bite. NO NOT REALLY MORON! Get the hell away from me! I mean, show me the proof.
"It's this letter..... I can't even read it."
Well that's because you can't read.
"You read it."
Ok, 'Dear Mr. Brown: You are required to pay past due child support payments totaling........' Dumbass! This is a child support payment letter!
"Excuse me, have you seen that infidel Bobby Brown? I must KILL him so I can make that lovely songstress made of chocolate who has been brainwashed by American culture one of my wives."
I think he went thatta way.
That silly Bobby Brown is so paranoid!
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PAGE SIX:
' March 8, 2007 -- WHITNEY Houston and soon to be ex-husband Bobby Brown were keeping it together for their kid at a birthday dinner for daughter, Bobbi Kristina, at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills Sunday night. "He was bouncing back and forth from the bar drinking with the bodyguards, who were putting back $135 shots of VO at the bar," said a witness. Stevie Wonder also joined the family, we're told. "Whitney looked pretty put together during dinner, but the moment she pulled away from the restaurant, she yelled at her daughter to 'shut up.' " 'I'm disgusted. That's a horrible joke to play on a blind man!
(Because you know somebody told Stevie someone else was sitting at that table!)
Bobby Brown was released from a Massachusetts jail last night. His brother paid his child support bill for him.
Bobby will be back in court today to tell the judge how he will raise the $5,500.00 he owes for his next payment due on March 7th.
Let's play : HOW WILL BOBBY RAISE THE MONEY?
A) Try to get New Edition back together for another reunion tour
B) Ask Whitney for a loan. What do you say to that Whitney? CLICK HERE FOR HER ANSWER
C) Get a job at a convalescent home picking poop out of the patient's butts (Whitney and fans of "Being Bobby Brown" know he's actually very good at this)
D) Ask his brother again
My money's on "D".
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