Hey Cena - Eminem wants his gimmick back

First there was John Cena, then Kevin Federline, now another white rapper may be getting in the WWE ring. No, not Vanilla Ice (although that would be AWESOME!) I'm talking about Slim Shady himself, Eminem.

Mediatakeout.com reported today that a "well known member of Eminem's inner circle" told them that Em has signed with World Wrestling Entertainment.

You may remember some photos of a not-so-slim Shady the surfaced recently, but the insider said, "Eminem's in training right now, he's taking private [wrestling] lessons and working on strength training ...All those reports of him being fat are crazy. He's 210 pounds of solid muscle." The source added "He's not doing this as a joke either, he's really committed to being a wrestler. Wait and see, he's going to be flipping [other wrestlers] and doing all that crazy [EXPLETIVE]."

If this insider is for real, expect Em to make his debut in 3 to 4 months.

All I have to say about this is: PLEASE let him get into a rap duel with Santino Marella!

UPDATE- Eminem's rep has denied this.

Eminem's mom dying?

Em and the Angry Inch? (sorry, I'm going to hell!)

Eminem's estranged mother, Debbie Nelson, has written a tell-all book about her son. You might want to know why. Or maybe why now (and not, oh I don't know, say five or so years ago when he was relevant!).

A source claims, "She’s dying of stage 4 breast cancer. She needs the money to pay medical bills and he wont talk to her so that’s her open letter to him. Em agreed to try to help her pay some medical bills and try to get her insurance but couldn’t because of the pre-existing medical condition."

In the book, Debbie claims that Eminem lied about the whole "grew up in a trailer park with a trashy mom" part. She says, "After his first album, Infinite, flopped, he reinvented himself as white trailer trash with a crazy welfare mom. I was shocked when I first heard the lyrics... but he constantly reassured me it was all a big joke... I went along with it for Marshall's sake."

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I thought he was broke

Michael Jackson has purchased the publishing rights for Eminem's back catalogue.

Wacko bought Famous Music LLC from Viacom for an undisclosed amount and now owns the rights to songs by Shakira, Beck, and Bjork, as well as Eminem under the transaction.

He said, "This is a milestone event for Sony/ATV Music Publishing. The diverse collection of songs in this catalogue range from timeless classics to contemporary hits, and I am pleased to add the acquisition of Famous Music to Sony/ ATV."

So I guess this means we'll be hearing "Stan" in a Nike commercial soon!

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Em and Kim again?

' EMINEM has patched up his differences with childhood sweetheart KIM MATHERS and are engaged again - according to rapper AKON. Akon, who teamed up with the STAN star on hit song SMACK THAT, says the couple may have their differences but can't live without each other. He says, "Eminem still loves Kim. They have one of those relationships where they are off one minute and back together the next. "He can't live with her, and he can't live without her. But they are meant for each other. They are engaged again." Eminem, real name MARSHALL MATHERS, and Kim have already been married and divorced twice to each other during their twenty year relationship. They have a daughter HAILIE 11. Only recently Kim blasted the rapper on his constant cheating during their time together, claiming there is no hope for a reconciliation, fuming, "I'm done." '

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This news was reported yesterday. As of today, they have called off the engagement and hate each other's guts.

Wait, hang on a sec...

They are currently back on again and engaged.

I guess this means they won't be starring in 8 Miles of Glitter together :(

See Eminem said he had a six month relationship with Mariah but then the crazy came out and he ended it. Mariah denied ever dating him. So Eminem dissed Mariah on his new album.

Now Mariah won't shut up about it. She tells Playboy in a recent interview, "Something is clearly askew with him and I'm not quite sure what it is. I'm curious as to why he's so obsessed with me. I never got an apology letter, by the way... then again, I wasn't exactly searching my mailbox for it."

Sounds like she's the one obsessed with him. I feel bad for Em, he seems to get stuck with all the crazy bitches.

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Guess Who's A Free Man?

Eminem's divorce was finalized yesterday [again].