Monday, July 16, 2007

What the Asshats Are Up To

"No, I will not confirm that I am pregnant."

"Doesn't anyone want to take my picture? It's Mischa!!! Barton... The O.C.? Hello? I could bend over, I'm not wearing panties..."

Jessica: "You guys are so lucky to get to be in a movie with me. I am SO hot you know."

"When daddy gets distracted by the man over there, we can scale that wall and make a run for it."

"Nobody will recognize me in this disguise y'all!! Now sniff doggie, find Jayden James."

"It's ok doggie, I saved you from that crazy Britney. Good thing she needed a Starbucks refill and put you down. You'll be much better off with me. Here's your new home- my accessories closet! Just watch out for Baby Luv, the kinkajou--he bites."


"Jeremy Jordin, Alright!"

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