Thursday, February 15, 2007

They should call it Pout of Love

Lisa Rinna wants her lips back


It has been confirmed that Bret Michaels is indeed the 80's rocker looking for love on the upcoming VH1 show, "Rock of Love."

The press release is hysterical:

' Hot on the heels of VH1's record breaking hits, "Flavor of Love" and "I Love New York," comes a fresh new take on this wildly exciting relationship show. Known as the bandana-clad ( lol ) , blue- eyed lead singer/songwriter from one of today's (today's?) legendary (legendary?) rock bands, Bret Michaels has been handpicked (the only one that would do it) by VH1 and producers Mark Cronin & Cris Abrego to take this series to all new heights of rock-n-roll insanity! The hard-rockin' Poison front man is looking for a woman who can truly keep up with his rock-n- roll lifestyle (um, he's what? 50?) and not become jealous of his one true passion -- performing, which has been the reason for and destruction of most of his relationships (either that, or they saw him without his bandanna). As VH1's hottest eligible bachelor (well yeah, when your only competition is Flavor Flav), a bevy of beauties (washed-up groupies or young girls trying to get an insta-career) will vie to win his heart (whatever money he has which can't be much since he's doing a VH1 dating show) in the new series "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" premiering in July. With twenty years of continuous multi-platinum success (two twenty year old albums that sold a lot in the 80's) sold-out tours and a couple of high-profile relationships that never led to the altar, Michaels is ready to wear his heart on his sleeve (or on his head for extra coverage). The series will focus on the never- before-revealed private side of Michaels ( Pam/Bret video anyone?). With that said, the casting executives have received an overwhelming (20) response from female fans of all ages (washed-up groupies or young girls trying to get an insta-career). Residing with Michaels in his (Vh1's rented) Los Angeles rock palace, these women will be tested on their devotion to him and their love and understanding of all that is rock-n-roll (they will be tested on who's the biggest trainwreck). To help narrow the field, Michaels will put these women through various challenges. The ladies who win these challenges will join Michaels on some wild (nothing too wild, don't wanna lose the bandanna!) and exclusive excursions, while those who can't hang like true backstage VIPs will be escorted out in bona fide rock star fashion. '


Don't get me wrong, I'm superduper excited about this! In fact, if it had been C.C. I would have auditioned myself (he ruled on Surreal Life). I bet that instead of clocks, Bret gives out backstage passes.

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