Uncoolgate today on Oprah

Ok, ok, I will now move on from my imaginary feud to a real-life one. Jen Aniston recently called Saint Angelina "uncool" in an interview after Ang mentioned how she looks forward to telling her kids that mommy and daddy were fucking around on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

So here's a clip of Jen explaining the comment (which she does not need to explain!!! Her husband cheated on her and the other woman rubbed it in her face!!! She's allowed to call that "uncool!") to The Oprah:

"Just go wait on the bench Cynthia"

A "baseball insider" revealed to the NY Post that A-Rod is still in love with ex-wife Cynthia and asked her to "wait for him" to him to get tired of screwing around with Madonna. Seriously.

The source said, "He has always wanted to be a superstar and he is in awe of Madonna, but Cynthia is his true love and best friend. He has been asking her to just let him get through this obsession.''

Aww, what girl wouldn't be swept off her feet after hearing a confession of love like that?

The source also claims that "Madonna is completely insensitive to [Cynthia] and possessive of him.''

I'm sure those fuckers in Boston are loving this one!

Watch them start playing "Material Girl" when A-Rod comes up to bat.

Us Weekly reported today that Alex Rodriguez has been making late-night booty calls to Madonna's Central Park West apartment. Apparently, "all the doormen are talking."

The two have the same manager, Guy Oseary, who hung up the phone on the magazine when they called for a comment.

Madonna is still not commenting on the rumors that she and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. Alex was caught cheating last year when he was photographed with a stripper.

Neither of these two should be married in the first place. They need to take a lesson from Derek Jeter.

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UPDATE- Madonna's spokesman, Liz Rosenberg attempted some damage control by releasing the following statement to PEOPLE:

"Madonna's husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving). There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.

Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that.

It's nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna's way lately – much of it untrue. By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well."

Mutt's a dog

Last week it was announced that the 14 year marriage of Shania Twain and music producer Robert "Mutt" Langea was over due to the couple's "growing apart" (Mutt's words), but now it sources tell PEOPLE that it's due to the old sleeping with the secretary cliche.

Mutt's longtime secretary and manager of Mutt and Shania's home in Switzerland, Marie Ann Thiébaud is the woman in question. A source said, "Mutt and Marie Ann left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship."

Mutt denies the claim and told PEOPLE it that was not the reason for the split. He also denied having a relationship with Thiébaud: "I'm not, no," he said. It's not true." Which of course means it is.

Shania, meanwhile is "devastated" and spending time with friends and family.


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More Scandal With the Stars!

Geez, Dancing with the Stars is more of a soap opera than most soaps. And the WWE! (Sorry, it's on the brain, I'm so just psyched for Wrestlemania this Sunday!)

So first were the Cheryl/Drew blowjob rumors, now Page Six is reporting that Karina Smirnoff was seen kissing Mario at an Oscar viewing party back in February. And by Mario, they don't mean A.C. Slater, they mean the R&B singer Mario that is Karina's partner on the show this season.

Karina's denying it though, joking to Mario (when asked by PEOPLE after Monday's show),“I told you to keep it on the DL, dude. Did you keep that window open? By the end of the show, I will be pregnant with Mario’s baby!”

Then Mario said, “I love this woman! I love her personality! I’ve grown to love the person that she is, and you should feel that way about your partner!” To which Karina responded: “Is that all it is?”

A source confirmed that Karina and Mario Lopez are still together saying, “They’re totally boyfriend and girlfriend. They went out to Eva Longoria’s restaurant [Beso] opening together.” Oh, well that proves it then! Totally!

Please, like Mario (Lopez--God, this is confusing) hasn't cheated on Karina. Didn't the dude cheat on his fiance the night before their wedding? Karina should hook up with (R&B) Mario and give him a taste of his own medicine.

All this scandal!! See, this is why the Lambada was forbidden!!

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DIVORCE

Michael Jordan and his wife Juanita mutually filed for divorce yesterday. They were married for 17 years and have three children. Juanita filed once before in 2002, but withdrew the petition after a month when they decided to try to work it out. No word on whether the Hanes commercials have anything to do with the separation. (yeah, sorry, I know that one was weak. Couldn't think of anything better)