We salute you Lindsay!!

Refreshing (and adequite) celebrity trend for 2008: underwear!!

Lady lumps, lumpless seats, and other lumps

When designing outfits for The Spice Girls Reunion tour, Roberto Cavalli was asked by Vicky Beckham to design outfits that would "give her hips". (How about a sammich?)

Cavalli said, "I asked them about their bodies, what they wanted to show and hide. (Victoria) was the most daring. She wanted to experiment, to surprise and be different.

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Speaking of the Spice Girls tour, despite being touted as "sold out," the girls played to a half empty Mandaly Arena last night in Las Vegas. It was their second show in the city.

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Don't feel too bad for them. Especially Victoria, who comes home to this every night:

Way to go!

I would like to take this moment to congratulate Paris Hilton on finding two things she thought she had lost forever, Tinkerbell and her panties. Props to you Paris! I'd give up on the search for your dignity though.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?

He heard boys' pants were half off! [tap,tap, cymbal crash!]


Wacko Jacko pledges his support to Asshat Hollywood by donning a pair of tighty whities on his head. Now that's a real asshat, especially if they are used.

Ok, you have one minute to make all the Michael Jackson/little boys/underwear jokes you can. Go!