Happy Holidays!

Sorry I haven't been around much this week--been busy with last minute shopping and stuff. Ok, fine, I've been drinking. A lot. Sue me!

I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, etc, etc, etc!!!

Here's something to get you in the spirit of the holidays. A little carol (watch out Bing Crosby!) from Lil' Chrissy Crocker.

See ya soon!!

Eminem's mom dying?

Em and the Angry Inch? (sorry, I'm going to hell!)

Eminem's estranged mother, Debbie Nelson, has written a tell-all book about her son. You might want to know why. Or maybe why now (and not, oh I don't know, say five or so years ago when he was relevant!).

A source claims, "She’s dying of stage 4 breast cancer. She needs the money to pay medical bills and he wont talk to her so that’s her open letter to him. Em agreed to try to help her pay some medical bills and try to get her insurance but couldn’t because of the pre-existing medical condition."

In the book, Debbie claims that Eminem lied about the whole "grew up in a trailer park with a trashy mom" part. She says, "After his first album, Infinite, flopped, he reinvented himself as white trailer trash with a crazy welfare mom. I was shocked when I first heard the lyrics... but he constantly reassured me it was all a big joke... I went along with it for Marshall's sake."

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Married???

MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that Beyonce and Jay Z were married last week in a small private ceremony in Paris, France.

The source, an"EXTREMELY close family member of Beyonce's" according to the site, reports that instead of exchanging rings, Beyonce and Jay Z each got tattoos on their ring fingers of a personal inscription. We all know how well that worked for Pam and Tommy! Click here to see the pictures.

Going by the couple's history, expect for them to make a formal announcement sometime in 2010.

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Oh Jaime.....

In case you haven't heard, Brit's little sis is following right in her (bare) footsteps and getting knocked up too!

The father is Jamie's boyfriend of two years, Casey Aldridge. He is nineteen years old. Jamie is sixteen.

On the pregnancy, Jamie said in an exclusive to OK! Magazine, "I can’t say it was something I was planning to do right now. But now that it’s in my lap and that it’s something I have to deal with, I’m looking forward to being the best mom I can be. I'm also super-psyched about getting my driver's license y'all! I also can't wait to have my baby shower with all the little clothes n stuff! It's so cute!! I can't wait, I'm just like Britney now for real!"

Upon hearing the news, Britney's response was, "My sister's not pregnant!" Then she drove around confused, making several U-Turns, cutting across traffic, and going in and out of hotels. So, nothing out of the ordinary. Still no word as to whether or not she believes Jamie is pregnant yet.

Phew, Close one!

It's ok everybody, Pam and Rick are back together!

With true love like that though, it's not such a shock.

Congrats guys!

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Pam & Rick - OVER

Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from third husband Rick Salomon after being married for only a little over two months.

Pam filed the paperwork last Friday citing, say it with me, irreconcilable differences. Some of these differences include: DVD vs. VHS, night-vision vs. bright lights, and beds vs. boats.

I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

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