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Sit down Tom Cruise, Amy Winehouse is today's hero!!
While on her vacation in St. Lucia, Amy noticed a woman thrown overboard after a sailing lesson gone awry.
39-year-old Louise Williams told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "I was bowled over by her kindness. She went out of her way to help. A six-foot wave caught the boat and I went flying and hit a rock. Amy was on the beach 20 metres away and she ran across immediately and said, 'Let's have a look at you.' She picked me up and took me across to the showers and was constantly asking, 'Are you all right?' Amy then helped Louise wash her cuts and wrapped her in dry towels.
Amy commented on the incident: "I thought she was going to die."
Ok, so Amy basically dried the girl off but hey, that's something.
Go Amy!!
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Speaking of American Idols that I'd like to procreate with, here's one that..well, not so much..but apparently someone wanted some hot Aiken sperm!
TMZ just broke news that Clay Aiken is going to be a father.
No, really. And she's due in August!!
Clay lives with a woman in her late 40's named Jaymes (yes, that's a woman) Foster. Jaymes is a record producer (her brother is David Foster) and Clay's BFF. And soon to be BABY MAMA!
Calm down everyone--he didn't knock her up that way. I mean, come on that stuff only happens in bad Madonna movies. Jaymes was artifically inseminated of course! And Clay is going to help raise the child . Wow, I thought that kind of stuff only happened in bad Jennifer Aniston movies!
Aiken's rep has not released a comment. Unfortunately neither has Kathy Griffin.OMG, Claymates are gonna lost their shit!SOURCE
Police were called to the home of a 35-year old woman in Wichita, Kansas after her boyfriend called them because "there was something wrong." Well yeah!! She had been sitting on the toilet for TWO YEARS! Good thing that guy was so bright and figured out something was wasn't right! It's hard to see those things sometimes, you know? But this guy was sharp as a tack!
When authorities arrived they found that the woman's skin had grown around the seat! Her legs also reportedly looked like they had atrophied. She told police that she didn't need any help and did not want to leave,but finally agreed to get off the pot and go to the hospital for evaluation. They pried the seat off the toilet with a crowbar and she went with the seat literally stuck to her ass! It had to be removed at the hospital.
Her Mensa candidate boyfriend told investigators that he brought her food and water and asked her every day to come out to which she'd reply "maybe tomorrow." Apparently he was cool with that answer. FOR TWO YEARS!
The names of the woman and her intellectually gifted boyfriend were not released but the home in which she was found was listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren.
I saved the best part for last. The name of the Ness County Sheriff that was called to the home? Sheriff Bryan Whipple! I shit you not! (no pun intended)
Hey lady, next time: Pintos and Cheese from Taco Bell. Works every time!
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