New Celebrity Catfight!!!

Male model, oh sorry, I mean Male Supermodel Tyson Beckford has some fightin' words for Tyra "ME!" Banks.

When asked by Page Six how Tyson's copycat new show "Make Me a Supermodel" compares to (original) "America's Next Top Model," he went off on this strange tirade that has way too much to do with Naomi Campbell:

"Tyra? Are you joking? I’m the only male supermodel there is, the only one who can make a supermodel. Do you think Tyra can just call up Naomi Campbell and ask her to teach these kids how to walk the runway? Please! You know Tyra and Naomi aren’t cool like that right? And we’re in New York, Tyra's in L.A. Nothing’s going on in L.A. [My models] will go on go-sees, be doing what it takes where the action is, in New York. Please!"

Umm, ok.

Tyra, would you like to respond?

"KISS MY FAT ASS!!!!"

Another false alarm

Earlier today there was news that Avril Lavigne was knocked up too. Like with the Pam rumor, this one also isn't true.

Avril's rep contacted PageSix.com and told them, "It's not true."

In true Avril news, a settlement has been reached in the lawsuit that accused her of plagiarizing her song"Girlfriend."

The Rubinoos, a rock band from the 70's, sued Avril, accusing her of stealing their song "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend." Compare the two songs here (Personally, I can see the similarity, but I thought the song sounded more like Tony Basil's "Mickey.")

The settlement is confidential, so the lawyer for the Rubinoos could not comment on the details. Which basically means, she paid them off.

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Guess who's pregnant now!

TMZ is reporting that Pam Anderson is preggers with Rick Salomon's baby! Despite this news, Pam is still moving forward with the divorce.

Friends of Salomon say he has told them that he thinks Pam is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and filed for divorce as a result. They also said that he hopes she will settle back into the marriage.

In the divorce petition, Pam asked for spousal support (he makes more money?? What about all those Baywatch residuals?) but not child support.

No word on how far along Pam is or if the birth will be videotaped.

UPDATE: In response to the rumors, Pam simply says "No."

Deal A Feel

That Richard Simmons is one crazy nut!

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Watch out Spears sisters, the Bartons want to play

The National Enquirer is reporting that on the same day Mischa Barton was arrested for driving under the influence (December 27th), her younger sister Hania (who you may remember from the photo below) suffered a drug overdose!

According to the source, Hania was rushed to Cedar's Sinai Medical Center suffering "convulsions."
"The family bodyguard found her obviously overdosed on drugs, called her mother, and then rushed Hania to the emergency room. It was a suicide attempt, and by the time she got to hospital, Hania was absolutely hysterical."

Hania was treated for six hours and discharged at her insistence.



All these whacked sisters are actually managing to make the Olsen's look like nice, normal girls!

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Improvement?

Amy Winehouse has gone blonde and lost the beehive.

The only problem is, where is she going to keep her drugs now?

Because movies starring real-life couples are so successful!

Oh yay! Timberfuck and Jessica Biel are reportedly looking for a movie to star in together.

A source said, "Justin is very keen to do a comedy while Jessica wants to do something grittier because she's concerned about her image." Oh right, because she's sooo hot. she wants to be taken seriously as an ac-tor.

I know what you're thinking and I am too. Please let it be a remake of Shanghai Surprise!! Box office gold!

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The awesome part is: She actually believes it

"I've never done a diva-ish thing in my life. The definition of a diva is a woman who sings well, the second definition is a woman who's difficult to deal with. I hope I'm the first, but I don't think I'm the second." -Mariah Carey


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Cold enough for ya?

While looking at these pictures of Lindsay, Marcia, and Kim I wondered: Is it really that cold in LA? So I checked weather.com. It's been in the 50's and 60's. BRRRRR!!!

Here in the Northeast it's also in the 50's and 60's and everyone's talking about the "heatwave." People are wearing shorts! Well, some are. (You know those people, they're usually middle-aged men and they'll throw on the ol' shorts as soon as the thermometer goes over 32 degrees fahrenheit so everyone can see their white ass legs and knobby knees.)

Anyway, to the freezing morons: grow some!


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Hey fellas, Britney's single again!

A "close source" to Britney Spears has told Ryan Seacrest that Brit has dumped Osama Binnn, I mean Adnan Ghalib.

Rumors have been swirling that Adnan has been shopping around photos and Allah knows what else of the two around to anyone willing to pay and Britney kicked him to the curb once she found out. (Uhh, Brit honey, you did realize he was a paparazzi? Nevermind dear, good for you!)

First she walked out on Dr. Phil, now this. Brit's two for two. Maybe she's on the up and up!

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Rasslin' With the "Stars"

Former wrestler Chyna told TMZ that Dancing With the Stars producers are "interested" in her for the new upcoming season of the show.

In addition, Hulk Hogan recently said in an interview with Newsweek that his daughter Brooke "auditioned" for the show. (How sad is that? I guess they audition the G listers.)

They'll have to pair these two with Edyta and Cheryl! I for one can't wait to see them dance the tango, the cha cha (cha), and the suplex.

DEPRIVED!!!!

It was announced today that due to the writers' strike, the 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards has been downgraded to an hour-long press conference that will take place at the Beverly Hilton on Sunday at 6:00 pm PST. The press conference be covered live by NBC news.

President of The Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Jorge Camara, said in a statement: “We are all very disappointed that our traditional awards ceremony will not take place this year and that millions of viewers worldwide will be deprived of seeing many of their favorite stars celebrating 2007’s outstanding achievements in motion pictures and television. We take some comfort, however, in knowing that this year’s Golden Globe Award recipients will be announced on the date originally scheduled."

In related news, Joan Rivers is ecstatic that E! told her that she and Melissa can host the red carpet arrivals this year.


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Egotistical Douche of the Week

This moron's name is Chidi Ogbuta. Chidi's childhood dream was to have her wedding cake be a life-size replica of herself so she could tell her friends and family to bite her.

How creepy is that? It's like that weird Tom Petty video !

No word on whether they froze the head to eat on their first anniversary. (line courtesy of my friend Moxie!)

In related news, the award for Sorry Ass Douche of the Week goes to Chidi's new husband.

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LOOK!! Saint Angelina has been eating!

Angie and Brad attended the 13th Annual Critics' Choice Awards last night and Angelina looked a lot healthier than she has in a long time! She even smiled!

All is right with the world.



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Do they not know art when they see it??

I can't believe Blonde and Blonder is going straight to DVD!! Where is the justice? I'm so mad I feel like dropping a laptop off a balcony onto an old lady in a wheelchair's head!

The masterpiece will be released on February 5th.

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First Pam and Rick, now this

Even though the I Love New York 2 Reunion special just aired Sunday night on VH1 and New York and Tailor-Made appeared to be grotesquely in lueerrrvvvveee, MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that the engagement is already off and the two have split.

"MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Tiffany "New York" Patterson [I thought it was Pollard] is asking VH1 to grant her another season of her hit show I Love New York. New York is claiming that her relationship with Tailor Made ended shortly after the reunion show was taped and that she wants another season of I Love New York so that she could find the man of her dreams.

But there's more. Our VH1 insider claims that it wasn't New York that broke up with Tailor, but the other way around. The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com, "Tailor Made [is saying that] the overbearing differences between them have become too much."

The two have reportedly been living at separate residences for the past two weeks."

To further back this up TMZ reported that Tiffany celebrated her 26th birfday last Saturday WITHOUT George (aka Tailor Made). Add to that a post on her Myspace page asking fans if she should do a 3rd Season of ILNY and sadly, it appears this may be true.

I'm not even gonna lie, I'm kind of bummed about this. I was looking forward to a wedding special. Mister Patterson could have performed the ceremony and they could have brought Pumkin and Hottie back to be bridesmaids. Oh and then Flavor Flav could come running in during the" speak now or forever hold your peace" part. And then Mr. Wise could come flying in out of nowhere.

It's a damn shame.

What's the point?

I mean... YOU CAN DO IT JAMIE LYNN!!

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Nicole's Having a Kid-Man (fuck! TMZ came up with the same title!! )

Congrats to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban who announced yesterday that they are expecting their first child together.

Nicole's publicist, Wendy Day, confirmed the rumors that have been circulating since the below baby bump photo surfaced weeks ago.

Wendy added, "The couple are thrilled." (I'm glad she added that, because if we had to go by Nicole's face alone we'd have no way of telling!)

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The Days of Our Britney

So by now, I'm sure everyone's caught up in the latest chapter of the Britney saga. She got out of the hospital, but not before Dr. Phil decided to take it upon his douchey self to pay her a visit to try to cash in on the hoopla and stick his douchyass nose in Brit's biz. She reportedly had enough and walked out of the room on him. (Maybe she does have an ounce of sanity left!)

Then the reports from Britney's drug test came out and she was....CLEAN? Not only clean, but "as clean as clean can be." (I think they meant "as clean as clean can be....for Britney.") Anyway, the general consensus seems to be that it is undiagnosed mental illness (specifically bipolar disorder) and not drugs that is responsible for Britney's behavior.

Next up for Brit, a new boyfriend!! Just what she needs!! The "lucky" guy this time is a member of the paparazzi (Aww, the hunter dating the huntee--just like Buffy and Angel!) His name is Adnan Ghalib and kinda looks like Osama Bin Laden. Hot!! That's him sucking her lollipop below.


To top it all off, poor Britney got a flat tire on her way home from a drug store (drugs which she is not taking!!) last night.


She didn't realize it at first and continued to drive on the flat for a few miles without her lights on. She even passed by a gas station and didn't stop.

She finally pulled over and police allowed her to leave her Mercedes on the side of the road. Then Brit hitched a ride with one of the paps who had been following her.

Ok, so the cops didn't ask her why she drove on the flat without her lights and they didn't search her car? Hello? She lost her visitation rights to her children, maybe they should have taken her license away too.

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