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Gimmie Less

So this may or may not be the video for Gimmie More that will premiere on TRL on Monday. If you didn't get enough at the VMA's, feel free to check it out. I will say this, she sure is classy.

Notice how all the close-up body shots are of the other strippers.

Bullshit quote of the day

Saint Angelina recently told Britain's Cosmopolitian magazine that she has only slept with four men.

On being a slut: "It was never true. I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them!"

For those counting that would be Brad Pitt, Billy-Bob Thornton, Johnny Lee Miller and one other person.


Then again, maybe she's not lying, she never said she only had sex with four men.

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Just Say No to drugs kids

Seriously.

This is almost as bad as that public service message with the lady that started out pretty and got uglier and uglier and took her teeth out at the end.

Today's Music is Shit: Exhibit A

I saw this video this morning and was like: are you fucking kidding me? Really, does anyone truly like this shit? Let me rephrase that, does anyone truly like this shit when they're sober cause I could already picture some drunk underdressed skank doing that awful doggystyle buttbounce move in the club while lipsynching "I got it from my mama." (Sorry if I made you puke.)

Note to will.i.am - Market this song to Jerry Springer for when the toothless trailer trash freaks cheat on their girlfriends with their 400 pound mamas.

Ok, I've given this waaayy too much thought.

Future Ear Pollution Warning

Britney, Justin, and Paris in happier times

In news that would make Britney go so crazy, she'd shave her head all over again, Paris Hilton has claimed that she and Timberfuck will record a duet together.

She said, "I think we blend well and he says that he has something in mind for both of us. I can't wait."

Let's hope for everyone's sake he wasn't talking about a song because that would be worse than My Humps, You're Beautiful, Barbie Girl, and Screwed all rolled into one. Multiplied by infinity. Just to be safe, I'm gonna stop using Q-tips.

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We get it: You guys are sick fucks

From PAGE SIX:
' March 15, 2007 -- THE people who dole out ratings at the Motion Picture Assn. of America just might flip out when they see "Grindhouse," Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's tribute to the ultraviolent, nudity-drenched pictures that once screened 'round the clock in the grungy movie palaces of 42nd Street. The Weinstein Company, which is releasing the picture April 6 through its Dimension Films arm, needs an R rating for the flick to get into mainstream theaters. But, "some of it is so graphic and outrageous for a major Hollywood studio, there's no question it's headed for an NC-17 without big cuts," says a Page Six operative, who got a sneak peek at the most over-the-top footage.

"Grindhouse" is actually two short movies - one directed by Tarantino, the other by Rodriguez - with an intermission between them. During the break, a series of fake trailers will be shown for such fictitious titles as "Werewolf Women of the SS," directed by Rob Zombie. "In one scene, a cute, topless girl is roughly tied down on a table by evil female Nazi experimenters who begin draining her blood and, as she screams in agony, they brand her like livestock with a coal-hot steel swastika," our source said. "And every girl in the Nazi concentration camp is topless." Another trailer, directed by Eli Roth, of "Hostel" fame, is called "Thanksgiving," in which a town's celebration of Turkey Day is interrupted by a mad slasher. "There's a part where Jordan Ladd [daughter of Cheryl Ladd of 'Charlie's Angels'] is in a car with her boyfriend and giving him [oral sex] when she lovingly reaches to stroke his hair and discovers his neck is just a bloody stump - some maniac had just cut off his head while she was in the act." Later, a frisky cheerleader climbs onto a trampoline and begins stripping naked as she jumps up and down until she does a split and her skirt blows up without panties underneath. "You get the full 'Britney Spears-getting-out-of-the-limo view,' " our source says. Another jolting scene shows a grossly obese man chewing on a baby. How much of these moviegoers will end up seeing is anybody's guess. "Some cuts definitely will have to be made. There's no question," conceded one studio insider. A Dimension rep declined comment. '

Blood-draining, headless head, baby-eating. YAWN! Hey guys, here's a concept: why not make a movie that's actually scary?

PS - For a much better baby-eating flick, I recommend:

Slow News Day

Just in case you forgot about the Screech Dirty Sanchez video (as most of us have tried to), Dustin Diamond is here to remind you.

TMZ reports that ' Screech told "The Dr. Keith Ablow Show" that he tried to stop the tape, which shows him cavorting with two young women, and that it was a dare from some poker buddies.

However the tape's purveyor David Hans Schmidt, however, tells Rush & Molloy that the former Screech was "in on this deal from the start," and that he's not even sure that it's all Diamond – at least where it counts – in the video. "You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot," says Schmidt. '

I don't care if Screech's manhood rivals Tommy Lee's - no one wants to see that shit. And no one especially wants to see that shit covered in shit!