Friday, February 15, 2008

Hey Cena - Eminem wants his gimmick back

First there was John Cena, then Kevin Federline, now another white rapper may be getting in the WWE ring. No, not Vanilla Ice (although that would be AWESOME!) I'm talking about Slim Shady himself, Eminem. reported today that a "well known member of Eminem's inner circle" told them that Em has signed with World Wrestling Entertainment.

You may remember some photos of a not-so-slim Shady the surfaced recently, but the insider said, "Eminem's in training right now, he's taking private [wrestling] lessons and working on strength training ...All those reports of him being fat are crazy. He's 210 pounds of solid muscle." The source added "He's not doing this as a joke either, he's really committed to being a wrestler. Wait and see, he's going to be flipping [other wrestlers] and doing all that crazy [EXPLETIVE]."

If this insider is for real, expect Em to make his debut in 3 to 4 months.

All I have to say about this is: PLEASE let him get into a rap duel with Santino Marella!

UPDATE- Eminem's rep has denied this.

Heidi and Spencer forever!!

We've secretly replaced the $4.99 Asti they usually drink with donkey piss.

Let's see if they notice.

Way to go Page Six!

A couple weeks ago Sarah Silverman surprised her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel on his anniversary show with a little catchy little number called I'm F***ing Matt Damon . It was hysterical, largely in part due to the surprise factor.

So Jimmy Kimmel made a response video.

And then Page Six ruined it by leaking all the details. In case you didn't read it, I won't do the same but if you want to know highlight below:

It's going to be called "I'm F***ing Ben Affleck" that will allegedly be set to the theme of "We Are the World," and will star Affleck, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.



Not Brad!

Zahara is the shit.

She always looks like she's about to say "I'll cut you."

The Ringer

So the American Idol Top 24 were announced Wednesday night. Perhaps the most pimped out of them was a Carly Smithson. She's the one from Ireland that had the work visa problems and the husband with the tats all over his face.

So it turns out, Carly isn't the amateur they are making her out to be. Check this out.

The video's a little over the top and if I were Carly, I'd be a little scared of whoever made it. (My #1 suspect? Josiah.)

Britney has a brother?

Did anyone know that Britney even had a brother?

Yup, his name is Bryan and he's 30 years old. He's come out of hiding (can you blame him?) to take on the responsibility of being co-trustee of Brit's $100 million fortune!

According to court documents, a clause in Britney's SJB revocable trust named Bryan and NY attorney Ivan Taback as successor co-trustees, if Britney stops being a trustee. Having been deemed "legally disabled" by the court, Britney was stripped of her rights as trustee. So Bryan and Ivan are now responsible for paying for Britney's bills, everything from"continued security, medicine, food, other day-to-day expenses and for psychiatric and other medical services." Neither party can do anything without "unanimous consent" with the other to act. They also are not allowed to sell or lease Britney's home without a court order, or remove any of Britney's property from California. That includes weaves.

Britney's father Jamie is still co-conservator and will remain so until March 10.


Who's bald spot is that?

It's Britney Bitch!!

London's like, "Don't get any ideas."

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I can't wait!!!!

Be prepared to your mind blown. That's right!! Pop sensation Heidi Montag has another music video coming out soon!!

Heidi's boyfriend and producer extraordinaire, Spencer Pratt told PEOPLE that the video will be out "within the month," and be more conceptual (Personally, I don't know how that's possible) but still “very simple, [and] very entertaining, just like the last one.” He also said that thing about it blowing people's minds. (Insert your own oral joke.)

While you twitch waiting eagerly for the follow-up to
Higher, enjoy this gem I stumbled on at My favorite part is when the interview turns to religion and Heidi talks about how she's a non-denominational Baptist.

Christina's little Brat

Little Bratman that is. Little Max Bratman. And he's adorable! PEOPLE magazine will have the first photos of Christina at home with Max in their next issue.

In other Christina news, sorry guys, but the rumors of Christina baring those milk jugs in Playboy: FALSE. But she is reportedly "flattered"by the offer.


If there is a sudden rise in teenage prenancies, blame Hannah Montana

"We've actually been talking. She's now really excited, so I'm proud of her. I think she's done the best she can." Miley Cyrus on Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy

Good job moron, now all these dumbass tweens who worship you will all go out and get pregnant because they think that will make you proud.


Spamalot Leaves Britney Alone

Former Monty Python star and author of the musical SPAMALOT, told the Associated Press that he changed the lyrics in the song Divas Lament to avoid making fun of Britney Spears. The reason? "Because we don't laugh at sad people," Idle said.

He continued, "
We changed the lyrics in London, on tour, on Broadway and in Las Vegas. We think that it's now too sad. Britney Spears is being tortured to death and we don't want to be on that side."

Britney has been replaced in the lyrics with Victoria Beckham since she is not sad.

Here are the lyrics in question:
I am sick of my career
Always starting second gear

Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy no Rewards,

I've no Tony Awards,
I'm Constantly replaced with Britney Spears

Whatever Happened to My Show?

I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British Knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.

Oh my god, I don't know this show, but please tell this song is sung by new SPAMALOT cast member, Clay Aiken! How perfect is that?


Not Pregnant (anymore)

reports that a source close to Jessica Sierra's family revealed that she is no longer pregnant, but would not give any further details. Jessica is currently on probation and after reaching a deal with the judge that she would complete a one-year stint at Dr. Drew's treatment center in Pasadena, California.

Sad, but probably for the best.

In related American Idol baby news, the public can also breathe a sigh of relief that
Sanjaya Malakar has also not yet reproduced.

When did this happen?

Damn, rehab does a body good!

Whatcha Talkin' About?

In case you haven't heard Willis, Gary Coleman is a married man. Sorry ladies.

Yup, the woman's name is Shannon Price. She and Gary met on a movie set in 2006 and have been dating ever since. They finally put an end to their lustfilled sinning when Gary made an honest woman out of Shannon last August on a mountaintop in Nevada.

So here's the stats: Gary: 40 years old, 4 foot 8. Shannon: 22 years old, 5 foot 7.

On the age difference, Gary said, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence ... She's more intelligent than I am and that's what matters to me."

On the height difference, Shannon said, "That doesn't really matter to me. He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet and I really liked his personality."

Shannon also said the couple kept their wedding a secret for all this time because she didn't want anyone to know she married Gary Coleman. "I just want my own identity as well because I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife," she said. Can you blame her?

Asshat Hollywood did some digging and we discovered that the marriage was not the only thing the couple were keeping secret and that the pair also have a lovechild they've been trying to keep under wraps:


Monday, February 11, 2008


Actor Roy Scheider, best known for his role in JAWS, died last Wednesday at the age of 75 after reportedly suffering complications from an infection following treatment for multiple myeloma, a cancer of the plasma cells.

Rest in peace Roy.

And please Hollywood, I beg of you, honor Roy's memory by NOT remaking JAWS!


Stupid Pregnant Jessica Alba Quote of the Day

"I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn't grow up with it. Hopefully I can pick it up because I want my kids to speak Spanish. I don't even want them to speak English for maybe the first two to three years, until pre-school. We're in the United States so they're going to learn it anyway."


The Wannabe Pam and Tommy: Legally Over

The divorce of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler has been finalized.

Why did I think these two were back together?


Who really cares anyway?


Best Part of the Grammys: Part 3

Amy Winehouse's reaction.

I'm sure Blake, Incarcerated is very proud.

I want to change the words to the Kids Incorporated song and have Fergie sing it:

Blake Incarcerated

B! L! A! K! ( uh, E!)

Blake Incarcerated

B! L! A! K-E!


Look, Amy's made it

And she loves her Blake Incarcerated

Best Part of the Grammys: Part 2

Just ignore Beyonce.

Actually, the first part with Beyonce is pretty awesome - if you turn the sound down and pretend she's reciting Green Eggs and Ham.

Best Part of the Grammys: Part 1

Just ignore Rihanna.