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So Cameron Diaz has been having some fun lately.

First she hooked up with Diddy at a party at Prince's house. It all started when Cameron was seen spoon-feeding Diddy bread pudding. Yeah, bread pudding. At Prince's house. Are you imagining little purple dessert bowls too? Anyway, then they went into the basement together and got it on. Allegedly.

But Diddy's old news now. Two days later Cameron was spotted looking "really" flirty with model Paul Sculfor (he dated Jennifer Aniston last year) at a restaurant in Santa Monica. They left together after two hours.

Cam recently said, "People think if you're single, you are incomplete. No. The thing is, I don't want to be in a relationship that makes me incomplete."

Hey Cam, it's nice to have a good time and all, but maybe you should keep your hook-ups a little more on the downlow or people are going to start thinking you're a complete slut.

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Diddy's a riot!!

Eddie Murphy's ex Tracey Edmonds is now dating Sean Combs and recently dogged Eddie by calling Diddy, "the funniest man I've met."

Uh, ok. Note to Tracey: Maybe that Diddy is a laugh a minute, but just so you know, it's not that hard to be funnier than Eddie Murphy these days.

For instance, here are some things that are funnier than Eddie Murphy:







Ok, well maybe not the last one.

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What's Going On With Diddy and Sienna

So Sienna and [new father of twins] Diddy have been hanging everywhere lately--they were seen together at the Sundance Film Festival and most recently, Bungalow 8. Their reps insist they are just friends.

Innocent right? So then how come this morning Diddy sent a bodyguard over to try to delete this photo of him dropping her off at her hotel?


Methinks Kimmy's gonna be sporting some new bling pretty soon.

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Congrats Puff Daddy!!

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Yeah, I know it's Diddy but I don't give a turd. If I was ever invited to one of his asshat swanky "White" parties, I'd scuff up my shoes when I got inside, just to bug him.

Anyway, Kim Porter, aka "the woman who waited by the phone for Diddy to take her back after J-Lo dumped him" gave birth this morning to twin girls. They originally named the girls Fluff Baby and Buff Baby, but then Diddy changed their names to F. Kiddy and B. Kiddy, then changed them once again to just Kiddy and Kiddy, however then they couldn't tell them apart so Diddy decided to do what he does best: sample other people's stuff. The children are currently named "Apple" and "Suri." I'll post updates as I receive them.